[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Has anyone done a study to determine whether the yellowness is caused by soybeans or tofu? Maybe all that white stuff is diluting their skin color?

[JennyD]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Fascinating discussion.

I will have to discuss the matter with my good, God fearing Christian "Oriental" wife.

I'm sure she will find a better reason for her affliction than I can.

Nevermind, I just called her using the newfangled devil technology "cellular telephone" and she informs me it is likely original sin and not "mongoloidism", as her intelligence seems above reproach in her career as a physician and surgeon.

I will need to pray on this, as I was not aware that Canaanites, Levites, and others could be used as examples of impurity similar to Asians.

I can assure you, her faith is strong and involves our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, not Budder or Ancestors or Incense or other horsepucky.

I had better check the attic to be sure though.
My suspicious nature has been aroused.

I thank you kindly for your wisdom brothers.

My eyes have been opened.

How precious, you have an imaginary friend!

Is she award-winning actress, Lucy Liu?

I have a friend named Jesus. He's invisible, but not imaginary. He's as real as Hell and angels and demons and cherubim and seraphim.

Would you like to meet Him?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

I have it on good authority that orientals are stained yellow inside and out from guzzling litres of soy sauce from the cradle to the grave.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Some orientals are whiter skinned then most white people, of course.

[Talitha]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Some orientals are whiter skinned then most white people, of course.

That's ridiculous!
How can you have a false Ornamental?
If they 'aint got yeller skin, slitty eyes and can't say the letter "L" then they just 'aint Ornamental at all.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

That's ridiculous!
How can you have a false Ornamental?
If they 'aint got yeller skin, slitty eyes and can't say the letter "L" then they just 'aint Ornamental at all.

Well my girlfriend has paler skin then mine, her eyes are nicely rounded yet she is hong kong chinese.

What does she count as?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Well my girlfriend has paler skin then mine, her eyes are nicely rounded yet she is hong kong chinese.

What does she count as?

A hellbound slant.





And you're going to follow her straight to hellfire if you don't come to your senses. Accept Christ, marry a good Christian (White) girl, and make some (White) Christian babies, as God intended.

[Roberta]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Is she latitudinal? That is the only real way to tell.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

A hellbound slant.





And you're going to follow her straight to hellfire if you don't come to your senses. Accept Christ, marry a good Christian (White) girl, and make some (White) Christian babies, as God intended.

Yeah she is hellbound, wrapped up in some kind of earth worshipping tradition, but she is pretty apathetic about it, I will get her to accept Christ. Having grown up in England obviously she wants a Christian wedding women.

But not many white girls attract me, their gorky big noses and their pasty ugly craney bodies just kind of repel me. It is racist I know, I'm trying to overcome it .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Yeah she is hellbound, wrapped up in some kind of earth worshipping tradition, but she is pretty apathetic about it, I will get her to accept Christ. Having grown up in England obviously she wants a Christian wedding women.

But not many white girls attract me, their gorky big noses and their pasty ugly craney bodies just kind of repel me. It is racist I know, I'm trying to overcome it .

That's because you live in Godless England, where the sun rarely shines and there isn't enough corn.

Dump the gook and get a Green Card and come to God's favorite country, America. The girls in Iowa alone will knock your socks off.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

That's because you live in Godless England, where the sun rarely shines and there isn't enough corn.

Dump the gook and get a Green Card and come to God's favorite country, America. The girls in Iowa alone will knock your socks off.

Well I was thinking of moving to God's clearly favoured countries of Norway or Luxembourg... Or maybe Hong Kong, Gweilo.

Hadn't really thought of America, it seems kind of damned, with its New Orleans, New Yorks, Californias and JFKs.

[Abdiel Sehnlich]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

How precious, you have an imaginary friend!

Is she award-winning actress, Lucy Liu?

I have a friend named Jesus. He's invisible, but not imaginary. He's as real as Hell and angels and demons and cherubim and seraphim.

Would you like to meet Him?

Jenny.

You seem confused.

My wife is very real. As is her career, and our 1 and soon to be 2 children.
The children part makes things VERY real, as any parent can attest.

Lucy Liu is also real, but she is not my wife, but also seems real since I have seen her in such awful films as "Ecks vs. Sever" and "Charlie's Angels".

I'm also very much aware of the reality of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, but your focus on the angels makes me wonder if you have a bit of that catlick idolotry in your past?

Do YOU need to lay some past sin at the cross?

With that in your past....do you REALLY know him?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Jenny.

You seem confused.

Sorry Senlick, you are confused. I read your post the same way: Oriental is in quotes, indicating that "she" is not oriental, but something else that could be mistaken for oriental.

See:http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/

[Abdiel Sehnlich]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

Sorry Senlick, you are confused. I read your post the same way: Oriental is in quotes, indicating that "she" is not oriental, but something else that could be mistaken for oriental.

See:http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/

No, no I am not confused, but I see where the confusion began.

I placed "Oriental" in quotes as it is a word that I do not use.

It is a racist term in some places.

Not godless Urop or England, but here "Asian" refers to people, and "Oriental" is reserved for inanimate objects such as food or rugs.

Also, I took exception to the progeny of Adam's rib questioning my knowledge of the Lord, implying that I do not know Him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Orientals yellow?

No, no I am not confused, but I see where the confusion began.

I placed "Oriental" in quotes as it is a word that I do not use.

It is a racist term in some places.

Not godless Urop or England, but here "Asian" refers to people, and "Oriental" is reserved for inanimate objects such as food or rugs.

Also, I took exception to the progeny of Adam's rib questioning my knowledge of the Lord, implying that I do not know Him.

Well, you are unsaved trash, pal.

You don't seem to know Christ, and you sure haven't sent in your Tithe yet. What do you think that shiny Paypal button is lurking for at the bottom the page? Be a man and Tithe today!