[Adam Fag]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Um, just sayin', none of that would have happened without science. The Christians used science.

Next you'll say a cave man used science to make his rock club

[A-theist69]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

I just had to sign up nice I saw this thread.

I find it terribly odd that y'all believe this mystical man existed, even though he NEVER made the history books. Not once, and there were over 50 historians around the Mediterranean during Jesus supposed life.

Not to mention each and every aspect of the life of Jesus Christ is plagiarized from previous deities and can be traced back to pagans and their use of the stars.

And really, you think the water should be gone by now?

That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. You think God does some magic on the water to make it disappear, but you can't believe in the actual process of evaporation and rain cycles?

Water has 3 forms people, liquid, solid, and mist. If you've ever seen steam (and you all have), then you've seen evaporation first hand.

[Nobar King]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Evaporation is just a myth that scientists want you to believe because they say it's true. Have you ever seen water evaporate? Didn't think so.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

I just had to sign up nice I saw this thread.

I find it terribly odd that y'all believe this mystical man existed, even though he NEVER made the history books. Not once, and there were over 50 historians around the Mediterranean during Jesus supposed life.

Not to mention each and every aspect of the life of Jesus Christ is plagiarized from previous deities and can be traced back to pagans and their use of the stars.

And really, you think the water should be gone by now?

That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. You think God does some magic on the water to make it disappear, but you can't believe in the actual process of evaporation and rain cycles?

Water has 3 forms people, liquid, solid, and mist. If you've ever seen steam (and you all have), then you've seen evaporation first hand.

Steam is God's majesty at work in the world, not "evaporation." Don't confuse the two. But you want to know what I can't see? You shutting up. And I wish you would since the only thing coming out of your keyboard is God-mockery.

Pastor Ed

[A-theist69]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Evaporation is just a myth that scientists want you to believe because they say it's true. Have you ever seen water evaporate? Didn't think so.

Yeah I have, it's called steam.....

Also you can see water is in the air with the effect of dew in the morning, or condensation on a cold glass...... It's kinda plainly obvious.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Yeah I have, it's called steam.....

Also you can see water is in the air with the effect of dew in the morning, or condensation on a cold glass...... It's kinda plainly obvious.

"It's kinda plainly obvious" you have not read the entire thread: all of your concerns have been addressed, usually more than once.



YiC,

Zech

[A-theist69]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Steam is God's majesty at work in the world, not "evaporation." Don't confuse the two. But you want to know what I can't see? You shutting up. And I wish you would since the only thing coming out of your keyboard is God-mockery.

Pastor Ed

It's an ipad so no keyboard needed. And of course you want me to shut up, the truth always hurts.

Do you own a slave?
Do you avoid women when they're menstruating?
Do you not eat animals with shells?
Do you make sure women don't talk or teach in church?
Do you stone disobedient children?

All things your bible expects you to do, if not you're as big a sinner as me....

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Do you own a slave?
Do you avoid women when they're menstruating?
Do you not eat animals with shells?
Do you make sure women don't talk or teach in church?
Do you stone disobedient children?

All things your bible expects you to do, if not you're as big a sinner as me....

Friend, slavery is currently against the law in these United States.
We voluntarily recede to our menstra-huts for the convenience of our supernaturally tolerant husbands.
God hates shrimp, and so do I.
A True Christian™ woman would never dream of speaking up in church, much less teaching.
And we discipline our children very seriously, teaching them from a very early age the dangers of disobedience.

You'll find, we really do "practice what we preach."

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

It's an ipad so no keyboard needed. And of course you want me to shut up, the truth always hurts.

"For this cause, God shall send them strong delusion that they should believe a lie" (2 Thess. 2:11)

Do you own a slave?

I have some hired help, but due to current secular laws being outside of Freehold, I currently own no slaves. But maybe that will change one day -- I'd be for the better.

Do you avoid women when they're menstruating?

Of course. Freehold even makes and produces Menstrashacks..

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/march/menstrualshacks.html

Do you not eat animals with shells?

This was part of what Christ did away with in the New Testament (See Colossians 2:21-23)

Do you make sure women don't talk or teach in church?

Yes.

Do you stone disobedient children?

Again, secular laws get in the way, but when God's people seize full power, there will be changes.

All things your bible expects you to do, if not you're as big a sinner as me....

We follow ALL of the Bible, except those parts that Jesus and Paul changed (i.e. circumcision, sacrifices, and the eating of meats and kike diet laws, Romans 2; Colossians 2:21-23).

Thus, your attempt at showing me up was a complete and utter failure. Try again.

Pastor Ed

[Didymus Much]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

...the truth always hurts...

Not as much as stupid does. Look on youtube if you don't believe me.

...Do you own a slave?...Do you stone disobedient children?

All things your bible expects you to do, if not you're as big a sinner as me....

The Bible (if you'd care to actually read the thing you'd trying to educate others on) says that True Christians(tm) are to obey secular law. So no slaves or stoning disobedient children, but as for the rest of your list, yes they do, and what of it?

[A-theist69]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Friend, slavery is currently against the law in these United States.
We voluntarily recede to our menstra-huts for the convenience of our supernaturally tolerant husbands.
God hates shrimp, and so do we.
A True Christian™ woman would never dream of speaking up in church, much less teaching.
And we discipline our children very seriously, teaching them from a very early age the dangers of disobedience.

You'll find, we really do "practice what we preach."

This is literally my last post, as entertaining as this is. I have a life to live.......

The ignorance of your post. First it's not limited to just shrimp, it's shellfish. That means clams, scallops, oysters, turtle and much more. Secondly why wouldn't women speak or teach in church or in life? You really think a god would make a women the way he does, give her a whole new perspective on life just to ignore it? That your feelings are insignificant and immoral? I am sorry but no one deserves to bare that atrocity. We are made different for a reason, and its not to tear each other apart. We are suppose to help one another and find out why we are so unique. You take things that are beautiful and call them ugly and sin.

And severely disciplining your children will do you and no one else any favors. It causes resentment and hatred. Violence begets violence begets violence. Something we should know by now.

Look at our history, it has NEVER been the majority one man and one woman in one house with a perfect ideal family. It's not ideal and not smart. We have always had a wide variety of families, usually very vast and interconnected. Even today this is true, with many extended families, single parents and homosexuals. It's not the new norm, it's not that anyone is trying to tear your believes down. All anyone really wants is respect and love. Yet religion works so hard to stop that, why is that? Have you ever asked yourself why you belief you need to hate so much?

This forum is obviously designed to keep anyone with a different point of view than yours out and away and thats fine. I'll soon be banned and I don't really care. You can live in your little bubble and limited world view. You'll be very disappointed when you leave this world, and it's really saddening. Life is precious, life is beautiful and life is meant to be lived. Anyway we can........ I honestly wish everyone in here the best wishes and good health.


If we loved a little more and hated a little less.... Well just imagine what a wonderful would that could be.

[A-theist69]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

And let's clear something up here okay.

The New Testament is a reinterpretation by man not Jesus. You literally are saying, "Oh no, that one was wrong. This one is correct, we are sure of it". No you got it wrong again, and you only "changed" your Bible because the masses saw through the bs. So when you rebuttal with, "The New Testament and Jesus now say......" Realize we're all thinking if you're wrong the first time, you're probably wrong again.... Because you are, especially due to the fact this Jesus not once shows up historically, only biblically.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

This is literally my last post *snip *

And let's clear something up here okay.* more baloney *

God hates you, liar.

(Proverbs 6:16-19) "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."



YiC,

Zech

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

And let's clear something up here okay.

The New Testament is a reinterpretation by man not Jesus. You literally are saying, "Oh no, that one was wrong. This one is correct, we are sure of it". No you got it wrong again, and you only "changed" your Bible because the masses saw through the bs. So when you rebuttal with, "The New Testament and Jesus now say......" Realize we're all thinking if you're wrong the first time, you're probably wrong again.... Because you are, especially due to the fact this Jesus not once shows up historically, only biblically.

An unchurched, biblically ignorant clown suggesting the Bible was written by man, not God? Whatever will we do! We've never heard that before!

So not only are you a liar and an idiot, but you're just like all the others out there who THINK they are smarter than God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

It's an ipad so no keyboard needed. And of course you want me to shut up, the truth always hurts.

Do you own a slave?

All the others have been adequately addressed by others.

Please show me where the Bible commands us to own slaves. Chapter and verse.