[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Oh yah I forgot, god wants you to act like an inbred idiot

Well your certainly doing a perfect job of that

Where are you getting your information from about what God wants?

[Hunter Metzger]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Because Our Lord commands it:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hates+thinking

Oh yah I forgot, god wants you to act like an inbred idiot

Well your certainly doing a perfect job of that

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Why do you hate logic and common sense so much?

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

Once again, God has the wisest answers.

[Basilissa]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Why do you hate logic and common sense so much?

Because Our Lord commands it:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44533&highlight=hates+thinking

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Why do you hate logic and common sense so much?

Why do you want to drink urine?



(2 Kings 18:27) "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"

Atheists are so weird.



YiC,

Zech

[Hunter Metzger]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Yes. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Why do you hate logic and common sense so much?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Pastor Ezekiel, might I suggest putting down your book that was written over 2000 years ago and pick up a first grade science book...

...you know what never mind the science book, just THINK logically for two seconds

Have you ever seen steam before. That is indisputable proof that water can evaporate into a gas. That proves that water does not stay in one place.

Now let me ask you this, have you ever urinated before. This proves that water consumed by humans does not magically vanish.

So the water that was here millions of years ago is still here today. It was consumed by earths flora and fauna and excreted out (animals urinate and plants excrete waste from their stoma), then evaporated, then made its way back to major body's of water via rain. The water doesn't just disappear.

Any questions?

Yes. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Hunter Metzger]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Pastor Ezekiel, might I suggest putting down your book that was written over 2000 years ago and pick up a first grade science book...

...you know what never mind the science book, just THINK logically for two seconds

Have you ever seen steam before. That is indisputable proof that water can evaporate into a gas. That proves that water does not stay in one place.

Now let me ask you this, have you ever urinated before. This proves that water consumed by humans does not magically vanish.

So the water that was here millions of years ago is still here today. It was consumed by earths flora and fauna and excreted out (animals urinate and plants excrete waste from their stoma), then evaporated, then made its way back to major body's of water via rain. The water doesn't just disappear.

Any questions?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Are you piffleing stupid?
https://<span style="color:Red">wiki...removed</span>

At one time, during DAY 6 from the historical record, for example the earth was watered by a mist, rather than by rain. God had commanded the water to be collected in one place, as oceans, and of course the water obeyed God.

Now we know that all the water above the sky is still there, because God tells us so. Here:

Psalm 148:4-8 Praise him, ye heavens of heavens, and ye waters that be above the heavens. Let them praise the name of the LORD: for he commanded, and they were created. He hath also stablished them for ever and ever: he hath made a decree which shall not pass. Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps: Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word: KJV

Notice how God made a decree, which the water is currently obeying, so that whatever is above the firmament remains there and whatever is underneath the earth remains there, too. When we experience rain it is because God has made some drops of water smaller. He points out that this is achieved by a process which be no more understood than "thunder" "lighning" or the bottom of the sea.

Job 36:27-30 [God] maketh small the drops of water: they pour down rain according to the vapour thereof: Which the clouds do drop and distil upon man abundantly. Also can any understand the spreadings of the clouds, or the noise of his tabernacle? Behold, he spreadeth his light upon it, and covereth the bottom of the sea. KJV

So when the secularist who, remember, wants us all to fry in the lake of fire forever, declares "knowledge" of "the sky" (which he will tell you does not even exist, despite God having fixed it in place on DAY 2 prior to attaching the sun and the moon on DAY 3) and there indeed is that very sun!!

But logic never was a strength of evolutionists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Well you piss out the water.

And satan will have you pissing out razor blades once Jesus sends you to hell.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Atheists love to argue. If you say the sky is blue they'll tell you that it is "due to the earth's water reflecting on the color spectrum and giving the illusion that the sky is blue."
What is up with them? Why do they have to argue so much? Only Jesus can take their misery away.

If that was true, why isn't the sky yellow over the prairies? Montana's know as "big sky country" not "wheat yellow sky country"

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Well you piss out the water.
This is not science

You think you piss out water?

Then I guess you drink out of your toilet bowl.

I've never heard anything so wrong and disgusting except Professor Bessemer's accounts of his time as a filthy queer

[Freemason]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

You piss water? So, theoretically speaking, you drink your own pee?



(Isaiah 36:12) "But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Are you piffleing stupid?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cycle

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Well you piss out the water.
This is not science

You piss water? So, theoretically speaking, you drink your own pee?



(Isaiah 36:12) "But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Freemason]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Well you piss out the water.
This is not science