[James Hutchins]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Friend, all your science and hocus pocus is not going to get me to drink urine. Ever. Only God can turn water into wine!
John 2:1-11
1 And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.
3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
5 His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.
6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.
7 Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim.
8 And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it.
9 When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,
10 And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.
11 This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.

Now friend, I am not into urolagnia like you are and quite frankly, I have no interest in it. Please stop pushing your agenda on me. I am sure you have plenty of friends to do your urophagia with.

You need to pray and thank God for allowing you to drink the water He provides you.

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

So was God right or science?


I get fed up with this bullshit argument about the length of a creation day. God even divided the day up to make it clear that it was a 'day' so even the simple would understand it. He made day and night before He put the Sun in the sky, He can do that.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.


YIC


Jack

science deals only in facts so it can't be wrong
God and His Word are Truth so they can't be wrong either
which leads to the conclusion that when God created the world, somehow what was worth billions of years of evolution in normal time happened in 6 days, and the seventh day time slowed down and stayed as it is until now

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

science deals only in facts so it can't be wrong
God and His Word are Truth so they can't be wrong either
which leads to the conclusion that when God created the world, somehow what was worth billions of years of evolution in normal time happened in 6 days, and the seventh day time slowed down and stayed as it is until now

So as you say that God is always right then you agree that the Earth and grass were created before the stars?

YIC

Jack

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

So as you say that God is always right then you agree that the Earth and grass was created before the stars?

YIC

Jack

Earth was a small star in the beggining so yes it was created before other stars but about the grass thing i am not sure

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Earth was a small star in the beggining so yes it was created before other stars but about the grass thing i am not sure

Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Darkness and water? Does that sound like a star to you?

God said He created grass before the stars so I don't know what you are not sure about.

YIC

Jack

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Darkness and water? Does that sound like a star to you?

God said He created grass before the stars so I don't know what you are not sure about.

YIC

Jack

the light wasn't separated from the darkness yet and the earth was WITHOUT FORM then. The water came afterwards
but i still can't understand the grass thing. the grass surely came after the stars

[Didymus Much]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

science deals only in facts so it can't be wrong...

Until the "facts" change. Look up "phlogiston".

...God and His Word are Truth so they can't be wrong either
which leads to the conclusion that when God created the world, somehow what was worth billions of years of evolution in normal time happened in 6 days...

The Bible says God created the animals in all their different forms, not evolution. Why do you feel the need to correct God's Truth?

... and the seventh day time slowed down and stayed as it is until now

So Adam and Eve were billions of years old?

Earth was a small star in the beggining...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHahhahahahahaha.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

the grass surely came after the stars

So who is right, you or God?

YIC

Jack

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

the light wasn't separated from the darkness yet and the earth was WITHOUT FORM then. The water came afterwards
but i still can't understand the grass thing. the grass surely came after the stars

Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.


Until the 3rd day all there was was water above the firmament and water below the firmament. Are you suggesting that your 'star' was made of water?


God does not say the Earth was a star and as that unGodly bastard Didymus pointed out to you neither does science.



YIC


Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

i didn't told something about master race. ALL humans are the same

If "all humans are the same", please explain why Negroes are susceptible to sickle-cell anemia, and why gingers are so highly prone to skin cancer.

Are they really the same?

science deals only in facts so it can't be wrong
God and His Word are Truth so they can't be wrong either
which leads to the conclusion that when God created the world, somehow what was worth billions of years of evolution in normal time happened in 6 days, and the seventh day time slowed down and stayed as it is until now

My, the mental gymnastics you're doing must be exhausting!

"Let's see: Bible says six days for Creation, but my science textbook says billions of years. Since people know better than their Creator, that must mean that days are billions of years long, and time changed after the first six days, and God spent that seventh day resetting his clock!"

What other ways do you twist the clear meaning of Scripture to suit your modern ideas?

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.


Until the 3rd day all there was was water above the firmament and water below the firmament. Are you suggesting that your 'star' was made of water?


God does not say the Earth was a star and as that unGodly bastard Didymus pointed out to you neither does science.



YIC


Jack

earth wasn't exactly a star but it was so hot to the point of LOOKING like a star
I think science is right with the order everything was created

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

I think science is right with the order everything was created

So you think God is wrong with the order everything was created?

YIC

Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

science deals only in facts so it can't be wrong

Here's just a few failed scientific theories (once thought to be facts, very much wrong):

• Spontaneous generation
• Lamarckism
• Emission theory of vision
• Caloric theory
• Luminiferous aether
• The Open Polar Sea
• The four bodily humors

Need I go on?

God and His Word are Truth so they can't be wrong either

AMEN! That's the first clever thing you've said yet!!!

which leads to the conclusion that when God created the world, somehow what was worth billions of years of evolution in normal time happened in 6 days, and the seventh day time slowed down and stayed as it is until now

Aaaand you're back to foolishness again. What's with the billions of years of evolution, son? Don't you trust God to mean what He says and says what He means?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

...I think science is right with the order everything was created

So you're NOT a Christian.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Enjoy your time on Earth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

earth wasn't exactly a star but it was so hot to the point of LOOKING like a star

Please cite Scripture that will support this assertion.

Also, explain how there could be water on the surface of the Earth if it were "hot enough to look like a star"!