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  • #1

    One of God's species just discovered

    Tiny lizards found in Madagascar



    Of course this report suggests this little guy evolved to be so tiny, which doesn't make sense. Why would something evolve to be so small when being bigger is advantageous? The only reason a man would suggest such a thing is to try and impress the ladies with the idea that small = advanced, if you know what I mean.

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    Tags: evolution: darwin spits on god, lies of secular science, madagascar
  • #2
    Re: One of God's species just discovered

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    The only reason a man would suggest such a thing is to try and impress the ladies with the idea that small = advanced, if you know what I mean.
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    • #3
      Re: One of God's species just discovered

      Originally posted by Lady Effect View Post
      Yea, we know!
      I don't, can somebody please explain this to me? Is this one of those "inside jokes" that I've heard about?
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      • #4
        Re: One of God's species just discovered

        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
        I don't, can somebody please explain this to me? Is this one of those "inside jokes" that I've heard about?
        You know us women!

        Always clucking on about something unimportant!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: One of God's species just discovered

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You know us women!

          Always clucking on about something unimportant!
          Is that's why you behind end up so bloated?

          Perhaps you two might want to keep you feminine nonsense down since their is a serious discussion about this tinny lizard and his huge tongue?

          No, scientist are full of nonsense. There is no reason why having a huge tongue would make a male more desirable to the female of a species.

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          • #6
            Re: One of God's species just discovered

            I still like that "dugong" Richard DORKins made up:














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            • #7
              Re: One of God's species just discovered

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post


              Did they offer it as a burnt offering to the LORD?

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              • #8
                Re: One of God's species just discovered

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                No, scientist are full of nonsense. There is no reason why having a huge tongue would make a male more desirable to the female of a species.
                It just goes to show how foolish and asinine the theory of evolution is. Scientists make this stuff up as they go along, not caring that Darwin never talked about tongues. I can't imagine how they would explain a huge tongue being desirable to women. I mean, a man with a small tongue can appreciate the taste of his wife's fresh pie just as much as a man with a huge tongue so what would be the difference?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: One of God's species just discovered

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  You know us women!

                  Always clucking on about something unimportant!
                  For some reason the following verse comes to mind,

                  Ezekiel 23:20
                  For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    I still like that "dugong" Richard DORKins made up:







                    Anyone can see that is just a potato in someone's pool (that needs cleaning).

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                    • #11
                      Re: One of God's species just discovered

                      As always, another fascinating, fact filled interesting post. It is unfortunate these little creatures were not on the Galapagos.
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                      • #12
                        Re: One of God's species just discovered

                        What a delightful-looking creature. Personally, I think smaller = cuter. I wonder what else is left for us to find?
                        Exodus 22:18
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