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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #1

    Star Wars Forgery to Fool Christians!

    The BBC (Blasphemous Broadcorping Castration) has reported
    Human fossils hint at new species

    The remains of what may be a previously unknown human species have been identified in southern China.

    The bones, which represent at least five individuals, have been dated to between 11,500 and 14,500 years ago. But scientists are calling them simply the Red Deer Cave people, after one of the sites where they were unearthed.

    The team has told the PLoS One journal that far more detailed analysis of the fossils is required before they can be ascribed to a new human lineage.

    "We're trying to be very careful at this stage about definitely classifying them," said study co-leader Darren Curnoe from the University of New South Wales, Australia.
    Apart from the fact that this story involves Abos and Slants, both of whom think they can fool Christians, and apart from the fact that there was no world 14,500 years ago - (God was probably on good terms with Satan then), this might be a good story about something that was never human and had no soul.

    Well, it would be a good story, except that is easy to see that it is a crude copy of Darth Vader's mask with an example of British dental work stuck on it.

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    These Scientists need to get up a little earlier if they are going to fool us!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Star Wars Forgery to Fool Christians!

    So we have whites, blacks, browns, yellows and reds.

    What next indigo people?

    Austrians will do anything to try to finagle another research grant

    Jesus is inside me.
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Star Wars Forgery to Fool Christians!

      "between 11,500 and 14,500 years ago?"

      The earth hadn't even been created yet!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Helge
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1074

        #4
        Re: Star Wars Forgery to Fool Christians!

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        So we have whites, blacks, browns, yellows and reds.

        What next indigo people?

        Austrians will do anything to try to finagle another research grant

        Jesus is inside me.
        Posted via Mobile Device
        Amen Brother!

        But the "scientists" are likely Joos.
        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
        John 8:32

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