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  • matty1911
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2006
    • 1

    #46
    Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

    If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
    The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
    Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....
    Lets move on to ur so called 'evilution' which is only coined that ridiculous name because it threatens u...it is nothing more then a theory on how the Earth has become what it is...only YOU took offense to it because it disproves what YOU believe in
    Prove to me that a soul exists? It is like God there is no way of proving it or disproving it?
    and yes Darwin must have been just a mortal sent my Satan...because thats another rational argument...good job

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #47
      Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

      Originally posted by matty1911 View Post
      So is JESUS a toxin?
      Oh my GOD, here we go again. And just when I was becoming fairly certain He wasn't a snail.
      Last edited by SUV; 12-15-2006, 05:13 PM.

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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #48
        Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

        Originally posted by matty1911 View Post
        If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
        The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
        Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....
        Lets move on to ur so called 'evilution' which is only coined that ridiculous name because it threatens u...it is nothing more then a theory on how the Earth has become what it is...only YOU took offense to it because it disproves what YOU believe in
        Prove to me that a soul exists? It is like God there is no way of proving it or disproving it?
        and yes Darwin must have been just a mortal sent my Satan...because thats another rational argument...good job


        Hello Matty, and warm good welcomes to God's Favorite Forum!
        We're glad you're here. Fresh meat blood is good.

        Why do you prove the theory of de-evolution by corrupting our language;
        "ur" copying peabrain valley kids' spellings--and sport to question us?
        What a self defeating form of ignorance!

        Let's discuss and demolish your poorly made points if "ur" interested?

        Again, welcome to Landover. We like you just as you are.
        Makes us feel ever so superior--your vapidity,
        eliciting a yawn and a yearn for Jesus' impending return.

        Again, thanks for joining in our intellectual discussions, m' blood.
        Start by showing respect to your elders and moral superiors, OK?

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #49
          Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

          Originally posted by matty1911 View Post
          If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
          The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
          Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....
          One point at a time. Sometimes JESUS sends sinners cancer to punish them for being unsaved; sometimes He rewards His faithful servants by calling them home to their eternal reward. Using cancer.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • see_the_light
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 1386

            #50
            Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            One point at a time. Sometimes JESUS sends sinners cancer to punish them for being unsaved; sometimes He rewards His faithful servants by calling them home to their eternal reward. Using cancer.

            AMEN!

            But we should stop trying to go against GOD's will by trying to show them the TRUTH!

            remember the Psalm 83:17

            "Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame, and perish"

            OUR LORD so wishes, we must abide by HIS will.

            as for the so-called cause for this discussion... just smoke ...

            In Deutheronomy 29:20 we see how GOD uses smoke to cause cancer on the heathens.

            The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven

            BUT SMOKE IS GOOD AND GODLY

            See the second book of Samuel 22:9

            There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

            PRAISE THE LORD!

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            • Creatiff
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2006
              • 7

              #51
              Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

              Cancer is caused when a cell in your body undergoes a mutation. During Mitosis (a process of cell replication), a mutation can take place at any point. A cancer mutation causes the cell to replicate uncontrollably until a tumour is formed in the body.

              Now, a tumour can either be malignant or benign. A Benign tumour is a tumour in which the cells are unable to enter the bloodstream and therefore will not spread throughout the body. However, a malignant tumour is a tumour in which the cells are ABLE to enter the bloodstream and this therefore means the tumour has become cancerous. Depending on how far the cancer spreads throughout your body when it is found, it can either be treatable, or life threatening and ultimately leads to death.

              Smoking does not directly prove the theory of evolution. It proves that the chemicals in the cigarette smoke are a carcinogen and therefore can increase the chances of getting cancer in the areas which come into contact most with the smoke (ie the mouth, trachea and the lungs). The fact that cells mutate is a good indication that evolution has occured over the lifespan of this earth, as it therefore proves that, through mutation, species and whole kingdoms, have mutated to become better than the other organisms around them and dominate the environment they live in.

              Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply. Whether jesus gives you cancer or not is questionable, but it does pose quite an interesting theory behind certain events and to be honest, Jesus has saved my ass quite a few times, so im willing to believe he decides

              - Creatiff, Proud to be English!

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #52
                Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

                Originally posted by Creatiff View Post
                Cancer is caused when a cell in your body undergoes a mutation. During Mitosis (a process of cell replication), a mutation can take place at any point. A cancer mutation causes the cell to replicate uncontrollably until a tumour is formed in the body.

                Now, a tumour can either be malignant or benign. A Benign tumour is a tumour in which the cells are unable to enter the bloodstream and therefore will not spread throughout the body. However, a malignant tumour is a tumour in which the cells are ABLE to enter the bloodstream and this therefore means the tumour has become cancerous. Depending on how far the cancer spreads throughout your body when it is found, it can either be treatable, or life threatening and ultimately leads to death.

                Smoking does not directly prove the theory of evolution. It proves that the chemicals in the cigarette smoke are a carcinogen and therefore can increase the chances of getting cancer in the areas which come into contact most with the smoke (ie the mouth, trachea and the lungs). The fact that cells mutate is a good indication that evolution has occured over the lifespan of this earth, as it therefore proves that, through mutation, species and whole kingdoms, have mutated to become better than the other organisms around them and dominate the environment they live in.

                Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply. Whether jesus gives you cancer or not is questionable, but it does pose quite an interesting theory behind certain events and to be honest, Jesus has saved my ass quite a few times, so im willing to believe he decides

                - Creatiff, Proud to be English!
                Good that you atleast believe that He decides!
                Because you may come up with whatever mumbo jumbo you want..
                No matter if cancer is "a mutation of the cells" (whatever that means!), it's ALWAYS Jesus has causes it!

                I'm sure these "cells" cannot make decisions on their own, could they?
                So they would need Him to tell them what to do.

                And Jesus is telling the cells that they got to start killing the body they belong to, cause it in turn, belongs to a disgusting sinner!
                Evilution is a lie, and there are no facts supporting it whatsoever.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #53
                  Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

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                  • Virginia Day Templeton
                    Christ's Battle Axe
                     
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2827

                    #54
                    Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

                    Originally posted by Creatiff View Post
                    Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply.
                    I appreciate your efforts to explain the ludicrousness of evilutionism; around here, however, there's only one Big C, and He has no patience for your elitist liberobabble. Stick to Scripture and you won't stand a chance of being wrong!

                    Leviticus 26:21
                    And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.


                    And there you have it - God gives people diseases when they disobey His law. See how much simpler the Bible's explanation is than your tiring verbiage? And yet the Biblical answer is 100% true and cannot be proven otherwise, and anyone who attempts to do so will spend eternity biting an ash-stuffed pillow as fourteen-foot-tall demons sodomize him with their enormous ironclad tallywhackers, which ejaculate not semen but molten granite. You wouldn't want to head down that track, would you?
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