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  • Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

    To members of Landover Baptist Church, thus will come as nothing of a surprise, The Mysteries of The Lord of Hosts are revealed again to be true.

    Atheists will now, doubtless, be queuing up to apologize and become True Christians™… well, that’s what they would do if they had any honor – They will simply all deny the Lord’s Hand and mutter about the rest of the Bible being fiction – they can keep this up only for so long – this is “The Science of The Gaps”



    Homers and other degenerates beware!


    The Times, London 31st March 2008

    Lewis Smith, Science Reporter
    A clay tablet that has baffled scientists for 150 years has been identified as a witness’s account of the asteroid suspected of being behind the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.


    Researchers who cracked the cuneiform symbols on the Planisphere tablet believe that it recorded an asteroid thought to have been more than half a mile across.


    The tablet, found by Henry Layard in the remains of the library in the royal place at Nineveh in the mid-19th century, is thought to be a 700BC copy of notes made by a Sumerian astronomer watching the night sky.
    He referred to the asteroid as “white stone bowl approaching” and recorded it as it “vigorously swept along”.


    Using computers to recreate the night sky thousands of years ago, scientists have pinpointed his sighting to shortly before dawn on June 29 in the year 3123BC.


    About half the symbols on the tablet have survived and half of those refer to the asteroid. The other symbols record the positions of clouds and constellations. In the past 150 years scientists have made five unsuccessful attempts to translate the tablet.


    Mark Hempsell, one of the researchers from Bristol University who cracked the tablet’s code, said: “It’s a wonderful piece of observation, an absolutely perfect piece of science.”


    He said the size and route of the asteroid meant that it was likely to have crashed into the Austrian Alps at Köfels. As it travelled close to the ground it would have left a trail of destruction from supersonic shock waves and then slammed into the Earth with a cataclysmic impact.


    Debris consisting of up to two thirds of the asteroid would have been hurled back along its route and a flash reaching temperatures of 400C (752F) would have been created, killing anyone in its path. About one million sq km (386,000 sq miles) would have been devastated and the impact would have been equivalent to more than 1,000 tonnes of TNT exploding.


    The findings of Dr Hempsall and Alan Bond, of Reaction Engines Ltd, are published in a book, A Sumerian Observation of the Köfels’ Impact Event.
    The researchers say that the asteroid’s impact would explain why at Köfels there is evidence of an ancient landslide 5km wide and 500m thick.

    Then the Lord rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of Heaven; and he overthrew those cities and all the valley, and all the inhabitants of the cities . . . [Abraham] looked down toward Sodom and Gomorrah and toward all the land of the valley, and beheld, and lo, the smoke of the land went up like the smoke of a furnace.

    Source: Genesis 19:24-28

    The clay tablet is ~6" in diameter:
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 05-24-2008, 09:08 PM.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

    GLORY!!

    Other facts not generally known about Sodom and Gomorrah:

    -- Most people know that people living in Sodom were referered to as Sodomites, but few people know that residents of Gomorrah were called "Gomorons."
    -- The largest suburbs of Sodom were North Sodom, Sodom Heights, Sodom Park, and Bungholeville.
    -- The high schools in Gomorrah and Sodom had an intense sports rivalry, and most of the time Gomorrah would whip Sodom's ass, sometimes while people watched.
    -- Gomorrah had an excellent pubic transportation system.
    -- They were also known as The Twin Cities.

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      Re: Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

      Praise Jesus! And there's even a new movie coming out about it!

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise Jesus! And there's even a new movie coming out about it!

        Amen, Brother! And I must say the homer's wife is as attractive as all the True Christian(TM) women I have come to meet
        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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          Re: Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus! And there's even a new movie coming out about it!

          Wow.

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            Re: Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah Proven True! Praise!

            Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post
            Wow.
            The Pastor's trying to help you here. Don't you want to get straightened out?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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