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  • Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

    Is the lake plagued by evil?

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    Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

    Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
    Is the lake plagued by evil?
    La:4:1: How is the gold become dim! how is the most fine gold changed! the stones of the sanctuary are poured out in the top of every street.
    La:4:2: The precious sons of Zion, comparable to fine gold, how are they esteemed as earthen pitchers, the work of the hands of the potter!
    La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.
    The Loch Ness Monster would thus appear to be neither evil nor good – being without a soul and the knowledge of Our Lord, the monster is on a par with horses, haddock and peas, Creations of The Lord, Who, in His Bounty hath provided such things entirely for our benefit.

    Does the word Monster have an evil connotation? I suggest not – I suggest that it has merely a connotation as to size. The Loch Ness monster is therefore big, as has been witnessed by thousands over the years.

    Now, I hear you ask, “What benefit does the Loch Ness Monster (LNM) have?” Well, first this means that you have questioned the Lord’s wisdom in producing it and thus, by asking have condemned yourself to the Fiery Pit. A hard judgement, I grant you, but, it was you who asked – perhaps next time you will use your free will wisely!

    On the other hand, the True Christian™ will already know that the LNM is good. It has provided income for the locals from Creation; it is the revelation that sea monsters exist (see above verses); it manages the population of fish and it doesn’t seem to bother man unduly.

    Thus we see, revealed by His Holy Word in KJV1611 that the LNM is good and, by extension, Loch Ness is good, and not evil.

    Who would have thought that the Good Lord had not only anticipated your question, but provided the answer? Praise and Glory!


    PS, note also the free piece of advice attached to this - don't let your daughter become like ostriches - most wise,
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    • #3
      Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
      Is the lake plagued by evil?
      Most probably, Nessie, as they call it, is a Leviathan, that is called "Plesiosaur" by sickular scienticians, an animal that they think became extinct millions and millions of years ago , so Nessie is there mostly to show how Creation is perfect, and dinosaurs are still living with us, Glory!
      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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      • #4
        Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

        Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
        Most probably, Nessie, as they call it, is a Leviathan, that is called "Plesiosaur" by sickular scienticians, an animal that they think became extinct millions and millions of years ago , so Nessie is there mostly to show how Creation is perfect, and dinosaurs are still living with us, Glory!

        The Loch Ness monster is a myth. They already searched in the entire lake, and they haven't found it. Those photos of the monster are enhanced photos.

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        • #5
          Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

          Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
          Is the lake plagued by evil?
          I would say that YOU are the one being plagued by evil. How many demons live in your head?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

            Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
            Is the lake plagued by evil?
            It is if that's the lake Pastor threw Dora Denkins into

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            • #7
              Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

              Originally posted by the dud View Post
              The Loch Ness monster is a myth. They already searched in the entire lake, and they haven't found it. Those photos of the monster are enhanced photos.
              Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence...
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

                Personally I always found the term 'Loch Ness MONSTER' highly offensive. They should call it the 'Loch Ness Plesiosaur'. I would say it's as much of a monster as your average pet dolphin.

                No, the only REAL monsters in this world are wicked humans like the nazi goths, baby-eating wiccans, tree-worshipping pagans, child-raping papists, and similar Satanic trash.

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                • #9
                  Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?
                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I would say that YOU are the one being plagued by evil. How many demons live in your head?
                  lets not start childish arguments

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                  • #10
                    Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?
                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    La:4:1: How is the gold become dim! how is the most fine gold changed! the stones of the sanctuary are poured out in the top of every street.
                    La:4:2: The precious sons of Zion, comparable to fine gold, how are they esteemed as earthen pitchers, the work of the hands of the potter!
                    La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.
                    The Loch Ness Monster would thus appear to be neither evil nor good – being without a soul and the knowledge of Our Lord, the monster is on a par with horses, haddock and peas, Creations of The Lord, Who, in His Bounty hath provided such things entirely for our benefit.

                    Does the word Monster have an evil connotation? I suggest not – I suggest that it has merely a connotation as to size. The Loch Ness monster is therefore big, as has been witnessed by thousands over the years.

                    Now, I hear you ask, “What benefit does the Loch Ness Monster (LNM) have?” Well, first this means that you have questioned the Lord’s wisdom in producing it and thus, by asking have condemned yourself to the Fiery Pit. A hard judgement, I grant you, but, it was you who asked – perhaps next time you will use your free will wisely!

                    On the other hand, the True Christian™ will already know that the LNM is good. It has provided income for the locals from Creation; it is the revelation that sea monsters exist (see above verses); it manages the population of fish and it doesn’t seem to bother man unduly.

                    Thus we see, revealed by His Holy Word in KJV1611 that the LNM is good and, by extension, Loch Ness is good, and not evil.

                    Who would have thought that the Good Lord had not only anticipated your question, but provided the answer? Praise and Glory!


                    PS, note also the free piece of advice attached to this - don't let your daughter become like ostriches - most wise,
                    you make a good point. Maybe the loch ness is more special though. Their is only one of it. Maybe it has a biggest purpose that we will never understand.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?

                      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post


                      you make a good point. Maybe the loch ness is more special though. Their is only one of it. Maybe it has a biggest purpose that we will never understand.
                      or Maybe it has a biggest Porpoise that we will never understand.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Loch Ness- Whats the truth?
                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        or Maybe it has a biggest Porpoise that we will never understand.
                        hahaha, good joke my friend, made me chuckle

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