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    Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

    This brilliant video gives a great insight to the evil LIE that Plate Tectonics theory is, and what it has done to the poor scientists, that, like myself, get scoffed and frowned upon just for not believing these sickular lies:



    I don't need any fancy Spanish quotes, American is good enough for me, thank you very much!
    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
    Tags: plate tetonics, secularist agenda, secularist lies
  • #2
    Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

    It says, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available".
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • #3
      Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      It says, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available".
      Try again, it plays alright in my PC, maybe refresh the page?
      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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      • #4
        Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

        Nope, that doesn't make it work. *Pouts*
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        • #5
          Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          Nope, that doesn't make it work. *Pouts*
          It's because you're unsaved.

          Being a True Christian™ has many hidden perks.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            It's because you're unsaved.

            Being a True Christian™ has many hidden perks.
            You'd think that it would be made so that I, and UnSaved Heathen, might see the error of my ways by watching this video. Or am I not supposed to convert to Christianity?
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • #7
              Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              You'd think that it would be made so that I, and UnSaved Heathen, might see the error of my ways by watching this video. Or am I not supposed to convert to Christianity?
              Follow this link, witch, and stop bothering me now, go cook or something... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inN_MfgnPWc
              Bringing Geology back to Christ!

              I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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              • #8
                Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

                That was the stupidest video I have ever seen. Show me these scientists who disagree with plate tectonics.

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                • #9
                  Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  It's because you're unsaved.

                  Being a True Christian™ has many hidden perks.
                  It plays on my computer, am I saved now??

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                  • #10
                    Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

                    Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
                    It plays on my computer, am I saved now??
                    Do you Love Jesus with all your heart?
                    Have you Tithed?

                    NO!!

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #11
                      Re: Plate Tectonics is an evil religion from SATAN.

                      Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post
                      That was the stupidest video I have ever seen. Show me these scientists who disagree with plate tectonics.
                      You've just seen one

                      Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
                      It plays on my computer, am I saved now??
                      No
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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