[Didymus Much]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I can't believe you guys think those are real creatures. I was searching mythical creatures on google and your page made me laugh out loud!! It's even funner that you believe it! Unicorns... lol.

They also believe (because the Bible tells them to) that a being, called God, created the entire universe. This universe includes homosexuals, which said creator being also acknowledges creating. However, this omnipotent creator being somehow requires our help in destroying the homosexuals (and atheists, and those of other faiths, and disobedient children, and people who gather sticks on the Sabbath, and non-virgin brides who have been duly paid for, etc.).

At this point I stop caring whether they believe in unicorns.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I'm sorry you don't have the faith to believe in God's Holy Word, Mr. Fag.

I have no idea why this false Christian has not been banded. No doubt he will start bringing up anal sex and oral sodomy any minute now.



YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I have no idea why this false Christian has not been banded. No doubt he will start bringing up anal sex and oral sodomy any minute now.



YIC

As if their obsession wasn't bad enough, they seek out decent, God-fearing communities like ours and try to convert people to the sinful, deviant lifestyle.

O Come Lord Jesus!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Good Sister, until I became a True Christian(tm) I never even thought about a robust young buck rape the bottom and face of a poor young, naive, clean limbed young youth: now it seems atheists on this site can't stop going on about it.



Oh the irony.

YIC

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I can't believe you guys think those are real creatures. I was searching mythical creatures on google and your page made me laugh out loud!! It's even funner that you believe it! Unicorns... lol.

The same God Who created everything inspired the Bible. I suppose that you know creation better than the Creator does?

[A Sane Person]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Let me guess, you believe in evilution and a gazillion year old earth without a shred of evidence just because you've always heard it that way, so it must be true.

What are you talking about?? I cant beleive I got an infraction for that post - its the TRUTH!!! Not some made up story like the Bible. Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded. Some of you are SICK SCIK - someone even mentioned anal rape? WTFFF????

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

What are you talking about??

Questioning the judgement of a True Christian - Infraction = 10 points

I cant beleive I got an infraction for that post

Misspelling and failure to believe your eyes- Infraction = 10 points[/quote]

- its the TRUTH!!!

Only God's Word is The TRUTH!!! - Infraction = 10 points

Not some made up story like the Bible.

Denying God - Infraction = 10 points

Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded.

More misspelling and lies - Infraction = 10 points

Some of you are SICK SCIK

USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOUT ON THE INTERNET - Infraction = 10 points

- someone even mentioned anal rape? WTFFF????

Bringing up the subject of anal rape when there are likely to be women present. - Infraction = 10 points

Plus - Infraction = 10 points for accruing more than 50 infraction points.

Total Infraction = 80 points.

[A Sane Person]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I don't even care about your stupid infarctions.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I don't even care about your stupid infarctions.

Friend, we care about you. Issuing infractions hurt us more than they hurt you. We do it for the Love of Jesus.
Now please, stop tweakng your purple pony and show God that you respect His Beauty.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

I don't even care about your stupid infarctions.

An infarction refers to tissue death (necrosis) caused by an obstruction of the tissue's blood supply.
An Infraction is a punishment by way of a learning experience and is, through inspiration by The Almighty, The Lord of Hosts, what you get for being out of line with the Love of Christ.

Being unconcerned with my infarction therefore is to be uinconcerned about the welfare of your fellow man. This is a typically atheist attitude – we True Chrstians™ think only of others.

And, thinking of you, have another infraction! 20 points!

(It may be that you are suffering the demons of dyslexia - a precursor to adopting the homosexual death-style. For $1,250 Landover can exorcise these demons. )

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded.

Friend, an open mind is an open invitation to satan to brutally plow your mud-socket ceaslessly and without lube for all eternity. Unless that is what you are looking for (which seems likely at this point), you'd be wise to cease all attempts to figure out the universe, and your place within it, immediately! Nowhere in the Holy KJV Bible does Jesus Christ give us permission to think on our own. Reality is spelled out for us in the American language, in no uncertain terms, by God Himself...He leaves no room to question Him or second guess His motives. You either believe, obey and follow The Word® blindly...or BURN FOREVER IN HELLFIRE!!! Such is God's love for us!

Only a Loving Father gives us such simple, straight-forward choices...Shout GLORY that He paved the way to Heaven, even for a twisted devil worshiper like YOU (should you repent), with the very flesh blood and bones of His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ! The road is straight and narrow, there is no shoulder or safety lane...no margin for error. But just stay true to the road map provided in The Bible and there shouldn't be any problems, other than the occasional spike-strip thrown in front of your tires by satan.

So, vile sinner, shake those demon inspired thoughts from your head. Embrace Christ, read your Bible and accept every word as COLD HARD FACT liberally sprinkled with God's Love. Jesus is REAL...hell is real...Unicorns are real. Take a leap of faith and BELIEVE

[Freemason]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Yeah cause we all know that the bible is a fact and cant be debated.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Yeah cause we all know that the bible is a fact and cant be debated.

[Jay North]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

The Bible got it right!It seems that no one is looking at the definitions from the Biblical times. Or alternate Greek and Hebrew translations.
For instance:
The UNICORN was simply their name for a type of wild ox (Bos primigenius). Since extinct. The name may be unfortunate since it was a two horned animal. The mythical creature came into writing later and was probably unrelated.
The COCKATRICE was most likely a type of cobra given that it was in a den and the proximity to, if not one of, the asps(snakes). Isaiah also refers to its viper eggs. The word cockatrice is the same as the Greek Basilisk(snake) which means 'little king" for its mitre on its head. It may also, although unlikely, refer to an extinct bird that had a reptile like tail that we know from fossils looked very much like the mythical version of a cockatrice. Who's to say that it wasn't still around then or they just saw the bones and imagined it was still around. I've also read books from that era that had a cockatrice character that was described as a very mean /evil rooster. Kind of a "fowl" fowl. Lol I get the sense that that was a common term for rooster back then.
DRAGONS were likely how they referred to wild dogs or jackals since most of the times the word is used in english, the Hebrew translation would have been jackal. That's not to say that it isn't possible that they're referring to dinosaur remains or even living remnants of some sort of dinosaur since we consistently find human and dinosaur remains,fossils and tracks together. Also, drawings and carvings of human/dinosaur interactions.
SATYRS? Well your guess is as good as mine. As far as I can tell, they're simply he-goats as the Hebrew translations say or some sort of demon that all translations hint to. But that Neanderthal theory intrigues me. There's no proof or reason they didn't coexist.
So that's my long winded spiel on how they knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote the Scriptures. It's only been man that has gotten it wrong. Mostly because of those that want it to be wrong.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so

Fun introduction
Do you mind showing some respect to God and introduce yourself? There's a whole forum for it, so read the instructions and do it.

Also, stop twisting scripture and educate yourself on the facts