P.Z. Mayers is out to destroy America!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Every day for one hour, my husband - Mr. Whitford - turns off the filters on our computer and allows me to do a daily search for outrage. One name that comes up on a scarily regular basis is P.Z. Mayers, God hater and Darwinist, though that may be redundant as all EVILutionists hate God.
This man is so full of baloney it's no surprise his second name is M-A-Y-E-R-S, but what about his first name, "P.Z." (which I'm sure he pronounces "Pee Zed" like some Godless commie Canuckistani or mangle-toothed Brit)? There was only one thing to do. I prayed on it. That's when Jesus gave me the answer.
P - Protocols
Z - Zion
Now it all makes sense! I've never read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but I've never read Darwin's Origins of Species either and yet I know how much evil that book has spread. My pastors have told me all I need to know about these handbooks for rebellion against the Lord.
I can never understand why Joos like Mayers could support Darwinism. Yes, they're out to destroy America, a task they started when they killed Christ, but Darwinism? It's directly and only because of EVILution and "survival of the fittest" that the Nazis killed hundreds, possibly thousands of Joos starting in 1941 when Japan started World War 2!
But Mayers, following the Protocols he's so proudly named after, loudly spreads the word of Satan, even denouncing good, wholesome movies like Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (click here to see our report on his involvement with atheistic terrorist activities at the premiere and click on the name of the movie to see the dirty trick he's trying to play on Google and the producers with the help of his minions (it's not working, praise Jesus, the movie is still number 1 in Google)). Now I'm not one for this whole "intelligent design" thing. Yes, the world was intelligently designed, but its proponents don't give enough credit where credit is due. God. God is the intelligent designer and by gum, that should be taught in our schools! No wonder more and more parents are choosing to homeschool. That's the only way the children of America can get a decent education!
I've passed on my findings to the Department of Faith so that they can further investigate this anti-American traitor, but I wouldn't be surprised if they've got a phone book sized file on him already.
I recommend all Gold Tithers and above check out this ScIeNtists blog, Phagorama, on a regular basis and take copious notes detailing his lies and Satanic anti-American propaganda to help the DoF bring this monster down. Silver Tithers and below, pray and pray hard.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Every day for one hour, my husband - Mr. Whitford - turns off the filters on our computer and allows me to do a daily search for outrage.

Your husband decides when, for how long, and for what purposes you can use the computer, and what sites you're allowed to access? Does he think you're six years old?

One name that comes up on a scarily regular basis is P.Z. Mayers, God hater and Darwinist, though that may be redundant as all EVILutionists hate God.
This man is so full of baloney it's no surprise his second name is M-A-Y-E-R-S, but what about his first name, "P.Z." (which I'm sure he pronounces "Pee Zed" like some Godless commie Canuckistani or mangle-toothed Brit)? There was only one thing to do. I prayed on it. That's when Jesus gave me the answer.
P - Protocols
Z - Zion

The man's name is Paul Zachary Myers - The P stands for Paul, the Z for Zachary. Mystery solved, no prayer required.


Now it all makes sense! I've never read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but I've never read Darwin's Origins of Species either and yet I know how much evil that book has spread. My pastors have told me all I need to know about these handbooks for rebellion against the Lord.

You're much better off actually reading and researching for yourself than relying on other people's interpretations and opinions.

I can never understand why Joos like Mayers could support Darwinism. Yes, they're out to destroy America, a task they started when they killed Christ, but Darwinism?

The Romans killed Jesus. Crucifixion was a Roman method of execution. If the Jews had killed him, they would have stoned him to death.

It's directly and only because of EVILution and "survival of the fittest" that the Nazis killed hundreds, possibly thousands of Joos starting in 1941 when Japan started World War 2!

No, that was because Hitler's brain was eaten up with syphilis. And Japan didn't start WW2 - Germany did. Japan was just the reason for the US getting into it.

But Mayers, following the Protocols he's so proudly named after, loudly spreads the word of Satan, even denouncing good, wholesome movies like Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (click here to see our report on his involvement with atheistic terrorist activities at the premiere and click on the name of the movie to see the dirty trick he's trying to play on Google and the producers with the help of his minions (it's not working, praise Jesus, the movie is still number 1 in Google)).

You mean the movie whose producers interviewed him under false pretenses, then quoted him out of context to "prove" their points.
Gee, and they wonder why he's pissed.

Now I'm not one for this whole "intelligent design" thing. Yes, the world was intelligently designed, but its proponents don't give enough credit where credit is due. God. God is the intelligent designer and by gum, that should be taught in our schools! No wonder more and more parents are choosing to homeschool. That's the only way the children of America can get a decent education!

Right - I can just picture BJ teaching English.

I've passed on my findings to the Department of Faith so that they can further investigate this anti-American traitor, but I wouldn't be surprised if they've got a phone book sized file on him already.
I recommend all Gold Tithers and above check out this ScIeNtists blog, Phagorama, on a regular basis and take copious notes detailing his lies and Satanic anti-American propaganda to help the DoF bring this monster down. Silver Tithers and below, pray and pray hard.

Careful - you might actually learn some science.

[SUV]

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All the effort Sister Mary Maria put into that post, and look what she got in return: Old Iron Crotch. ***sigh***

Truly™ it is enough to make one long for The Armageddon

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I didn't even look at her post. I know it's just filled with lies, half-truths, and enough boring blatherings to put Jesus to sleep. It is tempting to pray and ask the Lord if He will remove the post and ban her finally, but I'm afraid just the thought of Old Iron Crotch will make me yawn and God won't be able to understand just what it is I'm asking.

[Bobby-Joe]

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PZ Myers name has long resided on Jesus top ten enemies list. He hides in plus ivory academic tower attacking the religion for the hard working Americans whose taxes pay for his decedent atheist lifesyle. Rumor has it that he forces his trophy wife to dress up like a squid for immoral purposes.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Rumor has it that he forces his trophy wife to dress up like a squid for immoral purposes.

Do you mean wife, or "wife" like the kind Californicationia is now allowing? Because surely all evilutionists are sodomites.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you mean wife, or "wife" like the kind Californicationia is now allowing? Because surely all evilutionists are sodomites.

Sister Mary Maria.

You have read Mayer’s posts. We are talking an utterly depraved mind here Sister. Mayers is so perverted he even goes against the twisted, sick standard of his own vile atheist tribe and married a woman. He is a pervert to even the perverts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That just goes to show you, without God there is no morality. Anything goes! How can anyone live a life that empty? It's just beyond me!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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His persecution and attacks on free speech continue unabated! He needs to be shut down before we see more hatred like this.
I let righteous anger overtake me and rebuked him right then and there. Let him to try to cast one of his "science" spells or hexes on me, it won't work. I have taken on the whole Armor of God!

Ephesians 6:10 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It was bound to happen! P.Z. Mayers is censoring my free speech and persecuting me as a True Christian(tm) by deciding my comments on his "blog" have to be approved before posting them through!
"Professor" Mayers, if you're reading this, I will have you know my comments already have the approval of the one authority that matters... GOD!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Little-known fact: PZ Myers' daughter Sktgdywqe is one of the leading activists in the BESTIALITY MOVEMENT, and has written several passionate essays arguing for the normality of human-animal sodomy. Read about it here.