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  • #16
    Re: Question About the Moon

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    If I see the morality you are using here on the forum I can imagine what the world would be if you had any power. Luckily, American trash like you doesn't have any power.
    Please refrain from hate speech on God's favorite discussion board.
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    • #17
      Re: Question About the Moon

      I hope the blaspheming Mr. Snottyduck enjoys his enternity being basted in his own juices on Satan's fiery spit.

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      • #18
        Re: Question About the Moon

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        The moon is just a light, put there for signs, and to give obeisance to Joseph (Genesis 37:9) on one occation.
        PLease please PLEASE tell me this is a spoof website and you're not as stupid as you look and sound.

        And, as to the WTC comment, you need fucking up the arse with a christmas tree for that.

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        • #19
          Re: Question About the Moon

          Originally posted by The Big Kahuna View Post
          PLease please PLEASE tell me this is a spoof website and you're not as stupid as you look and sound.

          And, as to the WTC comment, you need piffleing up the arse with a christmas tree for that.
          I have just posted this elsewhere on the Godly Forums in response to another troll, PhalseProfit, "This link may set aside any doubts you may have. Was it not Thomas who doubted Christ and Peter who denied Him? Which one are you?"
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          • #20
            Re: Question About the Moon

            Originally posted by The Big Kahuna View Post
            PLease please PLEASE tell me this is a spoof website and you're not as stupid as you look and sound.
            We are every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ and as the lake of fire into which He will drop-kick you for saying such a thing.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • #21
              Re: Question About the Moon

              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              Or so they claim.
              Mr Duck, it is apparant that you have been seduced by those who lie and say the Bible is not the unerring WORD of God. The Bible predicts people such as your self, and instructs us on how to handle them.

              From The Book of Proverbs, Chapter 1:

              8My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

              9For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck. 10My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

              So you see Mr. Duck, we are not consenting, just as the Bible instructs us. I would encourage you to re-examine yourself and see that the only way your soul will not end up in Hell is to accept Jesus as your savior.

              I will be praying for you.

              Yours in Christ

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              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • #22
                Re: Question About the Moon

                Originally posted by The Big Kahuna View Post
                PLease please PLEASE tell me this is a spoof website and you're not as stupid as you look and sound.

                And, as to the WTC comment, you need piffleing up the arse with a christmas tree for that.
                It's not a spoof website, you don't know what we look like, and we don't sound especially stupid when compared to someone who would use a phrase such as "piffleing up the arse with a christmas tree." Plus, Christmas should be capitalized and there's no "e" in "piffling."

                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                • #23
                  Re: Question About the Moon

                  Originally posted by The Big Kahuna View Post
                  And, as to the WTC comment, you need piffleing up the arse with a christmas tree for that.
                  Threatening to rape Pat Robertson and Jerry Faldwell? I'll add that to your file.

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