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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #46
    Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

    Originally posted by Schnack View Post
    Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
    There's a handy little "Quote" button at the bottom right of each post that saves confusion at times like this, but I'll go ahead and assume that you're talking about this:

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    ...I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
    Has Cranky Old Man ever met you? No. So his point stands.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #47
      Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

      Originally posted by Schnack View Post
      Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
      Lutherans are all liars, so for all we know you could be a midget who's flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • DemonThinker96
        Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
        • Apr 2014
        • 122

        #48
        Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

        How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
        Rom.1:26-27
        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #49
          Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

          Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
          How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
          They SEEM to not be there. That's why they are subliminal! Of course, it takes a real Christian to spot them.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #50
            Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

            Pink fairy armadillo

            This is just too much! Gaysexual agenda has now taken on an iconic Texan and turned it into, well totally gaysexual. From armadillo to a pink fairy. Obama, it's high time for USA to say NO to Darwin!

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832

              #51
              Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

              That perverted little dinger looks like it would be right at home wrapped up in one of these!
              Attached Files
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #52
                Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

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                • Ph0enix808
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 140

                  #53
                  Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                  Flat worms

                  they breed heterosexually(THEY CHOOSE TO DO IT THAT WAY)
                  Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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                  • Back against wall
                    Guarding his purity against all comers
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2015
                    • 1241

                    #54
                    Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                    I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
                    What on Earth is this thing?

                    It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.

                    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                    • Elmer G. White
                      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 10252

                      #55
                      Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                      Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                      I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
                      What on Earth is this thing?

                      It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
                      Dear Brother Wall,

                      This is the Biblical ass. Asses appear in many instances in the good Book.

                      Psalms 104:11
                      They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.


                      Asses are - unlike claimed by the evil lotion Darwinistas - the most cunning Creatures after man. Some of them can talk (Numbers 22:28). Don't smite asses, it may cause undesirable ramifications (same Chapter).



                      Yours in Christ

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #56
                        Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                        Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                        I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
                        What on Earth is this thing?

                        It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.

                        It is an ass. Notorious for flaunting it's humongous tallywhacker.
                        Egyptian heathens had quite similar tallywhackers.

                        Ezekiel 23:20 King James Version For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                        • Back against wall
                          Guarding his purity against all comers
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 1241

                          #57
                          Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                          OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

                          I now understand the term they use here.
                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #58
                            Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                            Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                            OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

                            I now understand the term they use here.
                            Eventhough it has been mentioned in the bible, I'm sure Darvin must have had something to do with such a penile creature

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #59
                              Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                              Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

                              Christ, that's even more horrible than that ass! It's not a surprise that ornamentals are so fond of fondling abomination that mostly is just a huge tallywhacker. They are obsessed with anything fallic.

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                              • The Ascended
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 1

                                #60
                                Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

                                These "names" given are all by man. Not one of these creatures would use these terms to identify themselves. By developing relations with a beast, it is easy to see that they prefer a specific name to answer to. We are in many ways very similar to these animals. Shameful be the one would belittles these creatures.
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