[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Informative World Map

Great map, but there's not much info about the southern cone of South America.

Fortunately, I was always good in geography, so I can help fill in some of the blanks.

There's a country down there called "Chilli." Seems like their whole economy is based on exporting hot peppers and running a chain of restaurants. This is what's on their national flag:



There's some other country down there called Artichoketina. Aside from artichokes, they're known for dances like the tango and lambada. They once had a woman president named Evita who looked just like Madonna. A few decades ago, the Artichoketinians got uppity and occupied the nearby Fakeland Islands which belong to the UK, but Maggie Thatcher sent in the Limey navy and kicked their butts.

There's another pissant country down there called Urologuay. Wouldn't be surprised if there was another nearby country called Gynocologuay.

Home ya'll find this info to be educational.

YIC,
Buford

[Pinecone]

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Personally, I would recomend the basic entirety of New England be recoded to join their Californian life partners.

[Nobar King]

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Add stupid Indonesians to your list for the map revision:

Jobseekers duped into getting face tattoos

From correspondents in Jakarta
October 13, 2008

TWO Indonesian jobseekers have been tricked into getting their faces tattooed by a bogus official offering government jobs.

Village chief Sawiyono - who was helping the men find jobs in Jakarta - claimed he had received a text message from a government official offering them work as intelligence officers but saying they would have to be inked first with a dragon tattoo, Antara state news agency said.

Sawiyono realised he had been tricked after checking with the subdistrict chief of the Bojonegoro district of East Java who told him there was no such requirement. By then it was too late and the men had already been tattooed, the report said.

"I am fully responsible for the mistake and I will do my best to help the men remove their tattoos,'' Sawiyono said. The men have complained to police and were seeking treatment at a local hospital.
Ink seal ... two Indonesian jobseekers have been tricked into getting their faces covered with tattoos to secure jobs / AFP.

These demon worshiping fools are ready for a mission by Landover Missionaries, but that may not happen until 2017. They'll just have to wait.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Informative World Map

Ah Brother Nobar, were I to ask for submissions for the category of "fools", I suspect all but Landover would be the same color.

[earwig]

Re: Informative World Map

Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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I will not call you out for racism. Instead, I will criticize you for your lack of world knowledge and your poor geography.

Mistakes on your map:

1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec.
2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada.
3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US...
4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.'
5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico.
6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries.
7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs.
8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil.
9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.

There's more which I'll edit in later.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Good morning .:.:.: and welcome to God's Forum™. Why don't you tell us about yourself in the introduction forum?

YIC,
Sayved

There's more which I'll edit in later.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Informative World Map

Mistakes on your map:

I think this should read, “Nit-picking over irrelevancies”

1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec.

As far as I am aware there are no specific immigration policies directed at Eskimos, who may, where they qualify, live where they want. They have a tendency to choose cold places. This is good enough for me and thus good enough for you.

2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada.

I suggest that you consider the Mercator Projection before pronouncing upon international borders.

3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US...

For all their dependency on the USA for food, jobs, and Spiritual guidance, they may as well.

4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.'

You have little idea at what level the classification “lieberal" starts.

5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico.

It doesn’t say they are, it just tells you where Messicants are. Anyway, all of Central America is filled with these greasy people – land boundaries seem to matter little to them. (see Wetbacks and Rio Grande.)

6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries.

(a) that’s why the arrow is not pointing at them. Anyway, where do you think T&T is? Last time I looked, it was just a bit NE of Venezuela.

7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs.

Google “brazil drug smuggling.” They're at it.

8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil.

This is about Unsaved Trash not national boundaries – OK, you’ve got 3 words to sum up the heathens that live there – if you’re so clever, you do it.

9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.

A political union only; the rest of Scandinavia laughs at Iceland behind its back. Icelanders are squat little trolls with slanty eyes just like Björk – in fact, they’re Eskimos to all intents and purposes.

[Jerome]

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Not to be offensive but I find this hilarious

especially that "eskimos" part.
Actually that "could be anything" is actually part of Argentina and Chile! Too bad I don't know more about them.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Impressive Ezikiel. Its like you are trying to be ignorant, stupid and offensive at the same time! You do a wonderful job too. Where to start...
Russia abandoned communism. Move out of your mother's basement and you will learn that.
Germany is no longer a nazi state, and it has not been for around 50 years.
Anything to the north is NOT automatically Eskimos, though I might want to point out that Alaska is where a lot of Eskimos live (including your blond friend Sarah Palin) So you pretty much names everything BUT Alaska as Eskimos. A bit like banning an entire forum except for the one person you wanted to ban in the first place.
I'll have you know that Northern south america is not made of nothing but cocaine fields and cocaine farmers (again, move out of your mother's basement) The term "sand nigras" is offensive, particularly from someone who brands an entire country as nazis.
Also, 90% of the united states is not christian, I for one, live in one of the areas you mentioned as "godly USA".
Homer is a name, so unless all of the people living in California are named "Homer" you are just making things up. I believe you meant to say "homo" in which case, everyone, including those living in "Godly USA" are homos, because we are all HOMO Sapiens.
Liberals provide you with many of the freedoms you enjoy, such as the right to privacy and freedom of religion (or in your case, freedom of stupidity and ignorance). So it is very nice of you to turn around and stab them in the backs by calling them LIEberals.

[Nobar King]

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Do you have something against Christians?

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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I have nothing against christians. I am against idiots (oh I'm sorry, little people)who can not realize that we can not rely on Jesus for everything. It is not a magic stick that you can wave at first sight of trouble. Life is here for us to gain experiences. For us to enjoy ourselves. For us to live life to it's fullest.
But before I stray to far from topic, this ironically named "informative" world map is nothing but offensive. I thought I would point that out.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Impressive Ezikiel. Its like you are trying to be ignorant, stupid and offensive at the same time! You do a wonderful job too. Where to start...
Russia abandoned communism.

In name only

Germany is no longer a nazi state, and it has not been for around 50 years.

Give them a leader, they’ll follow him anywhere!

Anything to the north is NOT automatically Eskimos,

Arrant claptrap! If you live much further north than, say Montreal, you’re living an Eskimo existence.

I'll have you know that Northern south america is not made of nothing but cocaine fields and cocaine farmers

Apart from Communist Venezuela, their main foreign currency earner is drugs.

The term "sand nigras" is offensive,

I asked my nigra houseboy if it were offensive, he replied, “Only to Godless lieberals, massah Bathfire, Sir..” So I think we can disregard that one.

Also, 90% of the united states is not christian,

The US Census Bureau is against you on that one.

I for one, live in one of the areas you mentioned as "godly USA".

I take it you are a social experiment?

Homer is a name, so unless all of the people living in California are named "Homer" you are just making things up. I believe you meant to say "homo"

you understood, and if the lowest common denominator does, that’s good enough for me.

in which case, everyone, including those living in "Godly USA" are homos, because we are all HOMO Sapiens.

I’m giving you an infraction for extremely weak humor.

Liberals provide you with many of the freedoms you enjoy, such as the right to privacy and freedom of religion (or in your case, freedom of stupidity and ignorance). So it is very nice of you to turn around and stab them in the backs by calling them LIEberals.

You miss the point, when a theocracy arrives we will be the voice of the USA.

I have nothing against christians. I am against idiots (oh I'm sorry, little people)

you get another infraction for insulting midgets

Life is here for us to gain experiences. For us to enjoy ourselves. For us to live life to it's fullest.

No, it is a short journey through this vale of tears until we meet Our Heavenly Father

But before I stray to far from topic, this ironically named "informative" world map is nothing but offensive. I thought I would point that out.

Admit it, you understood everything on it, you have left a wiser man. The point of any map is to inform, and I have informed you. I did explain that it was a broad brush approach but you missed that bit in a feeble attempt to show how much white lieberal guilt you’re carrying.

Now, get your head stuck in a KJV 1611 and start seeking Baby Jesus!

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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In name only
Give them a leader, they’ll follow him anywhere!
Arrant claptrap! If you live much further north than, say Montreal, you’re living an Eskimo existence.Apart from Communist Venezuela, their main foreign currency earner is drugs. I asked my nigra houseboy if it were offensive, he replied, “Only to Godless lieberals, massah Bathfire, Sir..” So I think we can disregard that one.The US Census Bureau is against you on that one. I take it you are a social experiment?
you understood, and if the lowest common denominator does, that’s good enough for me. I’m giving you an infraction for extremely weak humor.You miss the point, when a theocracy arrives we will be the voice of the USA.

you get another infraction for insulting midgetsNo, it is a short journey through this vale of tears until we meet Our Heavenly Father
Admit it, you understood everything on it, you have left a wiser man. The point of any map is to inform, and I have informed you. I did explain that it was a broad brush approach but you missed that bit in a feeble attempt to show how much white lieberal guilt you’re carrying.

Now, get your head stuck in a KJV 1611 and start seeking Baby Jesus!

Theocracy will never be the voice of the USA, it is a free country, not a dictatorship. I was not insulting midgets, I meant "little people" who have not developed in the brain if you know what I mean. You are abusing your position by giving me an infraction for weak humor. Besides, I get enough of those from pastor zeke (who enjoys calling me a liar, bigot and demon) ( It is spelledit "liberal", not lieberal, take a damn spelling class!) I'm just tired of you cumservatives enjoying liberal freedom and hating liberals.
And as for the "accept baby jesus" part. Jesus lived and grew to be an adult, so he is no more a baby then you or I. And I would rather not accept him, I would be running the risk of turning senile.

[Vital signs]

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I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?

[Jethro]

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Theocracy is merely the inevitable result of a theonomic viewpoint which is what God commands us to follow.

Theonomy means literally, “God’s law,” or the belief that the moral laws of the Old Testament are still binding today. This idea states that only Old Testament laws specifically fulfilled in the New Testament are non-binding (such as sacrificial laws, ceremonial laws and dietary laws). The moral Law of God is still the ethical standard for governing individuals and society.

We are not talking about salvation, but merely government of individuals in society. Salvation cannot come through the Law, but only by grace through faith. A Christian is not under the Law as a means of obtaining salvation; nor are we under the curse of the Law since we were justified by faith. Yet when modern evangelicals claim, “I’m not under the Law,” what they often mean is that they are not in favor of it or they are not keeping it. Such a view is called: antinomianism (anti-Law) — a heresy.

The system of government resulting from theonomy is called a theocracy: literally, “God’s government.” When we speak of a theocracy, it should be clear that we are not talking about a state run by a national church, or an ecclessiocracy, such as the Holy Roman Empire, or the totalitarian military dictatorships in Muslim fundamentalist states. In a true theocracy, the state does not control the church, nor the church the state, but both spheres of society are under the government of God. There is implied a decentralization of power or a “Christian Republican” form of government.

If you do not come to realize the reality of this you are doomed to hell and we will not be able to help you. God always prevails.

Theocracy will never be the voice of the USA