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  • Why Bits of the Atom Stick Together.

    Now imagine that you want to create something, for example, a diorama of Jesus walking on water and all you have is dry sand. It's going to be difficult isn't it? That is unless you have Faith, when all things are possible.

    "But why should it be possible to have dry sand hold together?" I hear you ask. And the answer is:

    "With Jesus all things are possible."!

    So when Biblical scientists got together, they prayed for inspiration that they might be granted a Godly insight into why the protons of an atom stick together. (Naturally, secular scientists with their "smoke and mirrors" had no idea about this and, shamefully simply gave up and accepted that this was the case without any evidence at all.)

    As always, God came through with an answer to the Faithful, and here we have it:



    (If you have any difficulties understanding the rather technical language, let me know, and I will do my best to explain.)

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    Re: Why Bits of the Atom Stick Together.

    So Jesus is present in every atom! In every thing! In my little finger. In every part of my anatomy. In every page of my Bible. No wonder He knows everything I do! Praise the Lord!

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      Re: Why Bits of the Atom Stick Together.

      I heard some Democrats talking about this once - something about glue-ons (which I thought was something they caught their teenage daughters putting on their butt cheeks). Then there was some talk of quark soup, but they were still looking for the "top quark" - which in this case turns out to be Jesus.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        Re: Why Bits of the Atom Stick Together.

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I heard some Democrats talking about this once - something about glue-ons (which I thought was something they caught their teenage daughters putting on their butt cheeks). Then there was some talk of quark soup, but they were still looking for the "top quark" - which in this case turns out to be Jesus.
        As a former atheist, I actually know a bit about this 'quark soup' and the thing that I remember being told, is that it does NOT hold protons/neutrons together. It holds an individual proton together, but it does not keep the numerous protons attached to each other, and that is something, that, as far as I know, has not been discovered by atheist scientists. Of course, now, I realise that it must have been Him all along, and I was just too blind to see it.

        Praise

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