[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

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Listen Mr. Clowny boy. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such I am better than you, your family, or anyone you've ever met. While posting on this Godly forum, you have exactly zero rights. Unless you want to lose you're posting privileges, I suggest you keep a respectful tongue in your head.

Why the angry face? When I introduced myself (somehow I mistakenly informed you that my name is Harry instead of Fuzzy) I specifically stated that I am here as an ally. Sadly, some of you (I won't name names...unless I find out that you're communists) have decided to attack me simply because I follow the one true religion, unlike some people. Once again, I won't name names.

You might want to take a look at THIS thread before making an even bigger fool out of yourself too.

What do you take me for, a baptist? Of course I read the official rules and regulations before posting on your forum. I respectfully request that you apologize to me for implying that I did not read the rules before posting.

P.S. You claimed that you're better than be but that's impossible since you're an American.

P.P.S. I don't hate you because you're American. It's not your fault.

[WanKer]

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Mary worship? Is that like Chrisian code-talk for reading a smut mag?

As for goofium, yeah, thats the only thing that made sense here. I've no doubt that goofium is a legal term for testing the age of things.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Oh give me a break -- we might as well have an element called goofium. No one can keep up with the so-called elements that so-called scientists invent. They've got one called "ununbium", based on fleeting glimpses of around 7 atoms. But not all together.

They've got an element called "ununtrium", too. It lasts half a second on average, but they've only "seen" 8 atoms of it.

8 lousy atoms! That only last half a second! I swear to goodness, goofium is more plausible than that.

God made everything man needs in the first 6 days (and then He had a snooze). The propensity of scientists to make weird lump-headed mutant atoms is surely unrighteous and some kind of sin.

~~ OEJ

[WanKer]

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Yea dem scientists always creating new elements & new laws and what not... "Gravity", whoever invented gravity is an idiot... Hey mate?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yea dem scientists always creating new elements & new laws and what not... "Gravity", whoever invented gravity is an idiot... Hey mate?

Are you saying that God is an idiot?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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the holy Pope and all the great work he has done to remove infidels from Earth.

Nazis such as the Pope certainly had some good ideas, but don't you think that the Holocaust took things just a little to far in the removal of infidels from Earth?

[WanKer]

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Wasnt it Darwin who invented gravity? No wait that was evolution... Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity.

[Brother Temperance]

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Wasnt it Darwin who invented gravity? No wait that was evolution... Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity.

And we should all be very grateful he did. It must've been very difficult living in the days before his marvellous invention, what with nothing ever falling anywhere. I suppose you'll tell us Columbus invented America next?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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And we should all be very grateful he did. It must've been very difficult living in the days before his marvellous invention, what with nothing ever falling anywhere. I suppose you'll tell us Columbus invented America next?

Excellent point Brother Temperance! How can you invent something that was created by God and has been around since the beginning of time. Ian maybe he just slapped a name on it??

[Glendora Christianson]

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Wasnt it Darwin who invented gravity? No wait that was evolution... Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity.

The ignorance of the Un-saved never ceases to amaze me. You actually think Darwin and Newton invented anything? Our Lord is an all-knowing Lord and his latest inventions might have brand names, but every one of them is HIS invention! SLIGHTLY DISTRAUGHT MOTHER GLENDORA

[Unfalsifiable]

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Gravity was never invented because it has never been proven to exist. The fact is by scientific method, the next thing you drop might go upwards. It is only God's unlimited majesty which you can rely on, and by that, you can be assured nothing will go wrong.

[WanKer]

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Gravity was never invented because it has never been proven to exist. The fact is by scientific method, the next thing you drop might go upwards. It is only God's unlimited majesty which you can rely on, and by that, you can be assured nothing will go wrong.

And what about cancer? AIDS? Childhood leukhemia? SIDS? (Sudden infant death syndrome) Did God invent these too?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And what about cancer? AIDS? Childhood leukhemia? SIDS? (Sudden infant death syndrome) Did God invent these too?

Of course He did. God created everything, without exception.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

[WanKer]

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Of course He did. God created everything, without exception.

So God created diseases that would kill innocent infants... Why exactly?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So God created diseases that would kill innocent infants... Why exactly?

Your premise is wrong. No one is innocent. According to the Holy Bible, we are all drenched in filthy sin, and we richly deserve to be tortured in hell forever.

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Glory!!

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?