A serious Question

[WanKer]

Gday
I'll try my best to keep a straight face with this one. Its not meant to offend in any way, I'm just trying to understand you guys.
Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

Ian.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A serious Question

Gday
I'll try my best to keep a straight face with this one. Its not meant to offend in any way, I'm just trying to understand you guys.
Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

Ian.

What's your problem? They were created by God.
Job:16:14: He breaketh me with breach upon breach, he runneth upon me like a giant.
Job:40:15: Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness. (notice the ostrich is a mammal)

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: A serious Question

It's 6000 years old.

Dinosaurs were antediluvian beasts, "giants" who roamed the Earth and were destroyed by the Flood. At that time many of their bones were preserved in the sediments deposited by the Flood.

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. Genesis 6:4

Oceanic beasts like icthysaurs and moasaurs, who were obviously not drowned in the Flood, must have died of embarrassment after finding that all their terrestrial relatives had been killed by God. It is not exactly pleasant to know that all your friends are so hated by the Supreme Ruler of the Universe that He flooded the whole Earth.

As far as geologic dating goes, most geologists are too nerdy to date and should just hold hands until they get their rocks off. (JOKE!)

But seriously, we all know that the radioactive isotopes used in finding the ages of rocks decayed at different rates in the past. Around 5000 years ago the flux of cosmic rays was so much higher that it affected the way carbon-14 and potassium-40 and goofium-5 and whatnot behaved. So all the dates proposed by geologists are simply wrong.

Interestingly, cosmic ray fluxes at that level would have also cooked living cells like eggs in a blacksmith's forge. Surely the Hand of God worketh in miracles.

~~ OEJ

[LyingDingDong]

Re: A serious Question

Gday
I'll try my best to keep a straight face with this one. Its not meant to offend in any way, I'm just trying to understand you guys.
Ok, here is my question. If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

Ian.

Think of it this way:

All the contradictory evidence that supports dinosaurs existing not less than 6,000 years ago but over 60 millions ago was all put there by God to test your faith. And if there's something that members of this forum have it's too much faith.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A serious Question

Think of it this way:

All the contradictory evidence that supports dinosaurs existing not less than 6,000 years ago but over 60 millions ago was all put there by God to test your faith. And if there's something that members of this forum have it's too much faith.

You know, my faith in your being savable was all built up until that final sentence.

Jesus is not going top give you an edit button if you continue this way.

[WanKer]

Re: A serious Question

How f**kin' scientific...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A serious Question

How f**kin' scientific...

Your display of intellect truly boggles the mind.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: A serious Question

How f**kin' scientific...

What an idiot, you act as if you've never heard of goofium-5 isotope testing...

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Re: A serious Question

Anytime someone makes it a point to claim they have a "serious" question, it's obvious that they're really asking a dishonest question that's intended to offend and anger the religious community.

The fact that this Baptist community has allowed this vile question to remain visible on the Internet is a testament to the fact that they are working against the holy Pope and all the great work he has done to remove infidels from Earth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A serious Question

The fact that this Baptist community has allowed this vile question to remain visible on the Internet is a testament to the fact that they are working against the holy Pope and all the great work he has done to remove infidels from Earth.

The vast diatribes describing the perversions of the Catholic Cult and that antiChrist drag queen they call the Pope are other subtle clues you could have found, were you a tad more observant.

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Re: A serious Question

The vast diatribes describing the perversions of the Catholic Cult and that antiChrist drag queen they call the Pope are other subtle clues you could have found, were you a tad more observant.

Mr. Rodimer, your perverted obsession with our Pope is both startling and disturbing. You appear to be attracted to the Pope and I suspect you also have X-Rated fantasies about him.

Please stop having those thoughts about His Holiness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A serious Question

Mr. Rodimer, your perverted obsession with our Pope is both startling and disturbing. You appear to be attracted to the Pope and I suspect you also have X-Rated fantasies about him.

Please stop having those thoughts about His Holiness.

We are actual Christians here, and we don't tolerate any mary worship on God's favorite forum. Watch your mouth, cannuck.

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Re: A serious Question

We are actual Christians here, and we don't tolerate any mary worship on God's favorite forum. Watch your mouth, cannuck.

I don't appreciate your tone of voice, young man. We are living in a civilized society and we should act accordingly. We are not barbarians who grunt and insult each other. YOU FOOL!

I respectfully ask you to cease and desist from acting like a fool on the Internet.

[JennyD]

Re: A serious Question

I don't appreciate your tone of voice, young man. We are living in a civilized society and we should act accordingly. We are not barbarians who grunt and insult each other. YOU FOOL!

I respectfully ask you to cease and desist from acting like a fool on the Internet.

I imagine the Pastors will have no choice but to toss you into quarantine if you contine to insult Pastors, Members, and True Christians(tm).

Landover Baptist is not a soapbox for you to preach your papal phantasies, pervert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A serious Question

I don't appreciate your tone of voice, young man. We are living in a civilized society and we should act accordingly. We are not barbarians who grunt and insult each other. YOU FOOL!

I respectfully ask you to cease and desist from acting like a fool on the Internet.

Listen Mr. Clowny boy. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such I am better than you, your family, or anyone you've ever met. While posting on this Godly forum, you have exactly zero rights. Unless you want to lose you're posting privileges, I suggest you keep a respectful tongue in your head.

You might want to take a look at THIS thread before making an even bigger fool out of yourself too.