[Talitha]

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So, God, Adam & Eve saw this alleged talking snake (which doesn't have the cranial capacity or the correct mouth & tongue anatomy for speech)... And who wrote it down? Did the snake write it down? (with no hands) or was it Adam or Eve? No wait, God whispered it into someones ear & they wrote it down right? Right? Am I right?

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when our very own Creation Science team uncover the bones of the talking Snake.
How dare you mock us

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Ok i was wrong about the millions of years, instead it says it can trace things up to 60,000 years ago, which still means that the earth is older than 6000 years old.

The problem isn't what carbon dating can or cannot prove. The problem is that you lost all credibility by claiming something to be a fact when (a) it wasn't true and (b) about two minutes of research on the Internet would have uncovered the error. Why should anybody trust anything you say? You are at best reckless with the truth and at worst an out-and-out liar.

So, God, Adam & Eve saw this alleged talking snake (which doesn't have the cranial capacity or the correct mouth & tongue anatomy for speech)...

Why do you say Adam saw the serpent? The Bible doesn't say that Adam saw the serpent. And, if Balaam's ass could talk to him, I don't see why a snake couldn't speak to Eve.

And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay. Numbers 22:23-30

And who wrote it down? Did the snake write it down? (with no hands) or was it Adam or Eve? No wait, God whispered it into someones ear & they wrote it down right? Right? Am I right?

God didn't whisper to Moses, but, other than that, yes, you are right.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So, God, Adam & Eve saw this alleged talking snake (which doesn't have the cranial capacity or the correct mouth & tongue anatomy for speech)... And who wrote it down? Did the snake write it down? (with no hands) or was it Adam or Eve? No wait, God whispered it into someones ear & they wrote it down right? Right? Am I right?

Look at it this way, great occurrences engender great memories, Why, in many generations your descendants will be talking of that idiot ancestor (you) who shunned all advice on Salvation™ (from Landover) and quotes, like the one you made above, will be bandied about at solemn occasions to instil righteousness in the minor Kerners (who by that time will probably have overcome the curses unto the 10th generation and no longer have webbed toes).

And so it is with the Words of God, Satan, Eve and Adam; if God or Satan appeared before you and said something, it is unlikely you would ever forget it and it is more than likely that you would be repeating the story as you were screaming for a Landover Pastor on your deathbed. That would certainly impress the relatives and stop them pulling out your gold fillings.

Just look at all the begetting; there are whole lists of them in the Bible, someone had to remember them and the odd kid popping out was no great shakes.

Talking snakes are the least of your worries, before The Fall, Adam and Eve were immortal, how’s that for a Godly gift? So why not a talking snake? It stands to reason.

[WanKer]

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...talking ass... talking snake... It stands to reason.

No, it actually doesn't. I'm pretty sure animals can't talk. Well, some parrots can but thats different. Donkeys & snakes can not talk. You gotta be nuts to believe that.

Welcome to adulthood people, grow past these fairy tales of talking snakes, talking donkeys, tooth fairys, eskimos etc none of them exist in the real world...

[Roberta]

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I've never been to Austria but I was told that abos can talk. Doesn't that pretty much disprove your recent comments?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, it actually doesn't. I'm pretty sure animals can't talk. Well, some parrots can but thats different. Donkeys & snakes can not talk. You gotta be nuts to believe that.

Welcome to adulthood people, grow past these fairy tales of talking snakes, talking donkeys, tooth fairys, eskimos etc none of them exist in the real world...

Hold on a sec there Mr. drunken aussie scum....You want to claim that ESKIMOS don't exist? These guys might be surprised to learn that.

They're just abos, mate. Like your mother.

[WanKer]

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Firstly
The eskimo comment was a joke to point out your gullible assumptions, you lot didn't get it, doesn't surprise me one bit
Secondly
My mother is not aboriginal, not that there is anything wrong with it even if she were. I would prefer one honest aboriginal friend over a thousand of you lot.
Thirdly, I'm not drunk & I'm not scum. Why you have made this assumption or labelled me "unsaved trash" is beyond me but I'll put it down to your religion & the hate you bear for anyone different to you.

Finally I've made a little picture to show you where Austria is in Europe and what Australia looks like. Your homework is, try & find it on a map of the world or a globe (if you have any in your village).

Now, what does your Bible say about being nasty & mean to people and making false assumtions about them & then slandering them publicly? Is it encouraged or frowned upon?

[One-eyed Jack]

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All liars and evil men will be burned where the worm dieth not.

A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue. Proverbs 17:4

God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day. Psalm 7:11

However, unrighteousness shalt NOT judge the righteous; nor shall the SINNER reign in judgment over the SAVED.

For the Lord so loves His children that, if they sin and repent not, He shall torment them forever and ever in a burning whose smoke shall rise up without ceasing. Can I get an AMEN! And not only that, but His love sends shigella and liver flukes upon the infant as a warning of the power of the Lord to torment man; and He sends the typhoon upon the swarthy savage of the Pacific, and the gibbering Malay, and upon the Australian in his sweltering barbie, killing his loved ones, smashing his home, and making him destitute upon Earth. And then after making his life a veritable Hell, He sends the foreign devil to the real Hell.

And what is like unto the barbecue of Hell? NOTHING is its equal, for it is the Lord's own chamber of eternal torture. Praise Him, and tremble in your pants, for His is the wrath, and the vengeance, and the Power.

When Jesus comes again to Earth the righteous shall be lifted up, but sinners shall be tormented even as they live!

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:6

Oh how that shall show the love of the Lord for mankind at last, in the final hour! Hallelujah!

I would pray for your sinful rationalist soul, but I have to walk the dog. Maybe later. The praise of the Lord is inside me, just a-itching to get out.

~~ OEJ

[WanKer]

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When Jesus comes again to Earth the righteous shall be lifted up, but sinners shall be tormented even as they live!

Just reading all your hateful gibberish is torture enough buddy

So, this Jesus, he will come back, yeah? Like, didnt he die or something 2000 years ago? Is he gonna come back as a zombie?

Too funny...

[One-eyed Jack]

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These are not merely my opinions. First and foremost, they are supported by the Christian Bible.

And as such they are the beliefs of men like Fred Nile and Gordon Moyes.

These men, like all real Christians, sincerely believe that God will torture unrepentant sinners in Hell. They believe that God's will is expressed in floods, scabies, earthquakes, infant mortality, and famine. (The Bible says explicitly that God can AND WILL punish backsliders and heretics with disasters and diseases.)

But of course Christians believe other great things as well. Fred Nile believes that he and his co-religionists are absolutely right and everyone else in the world -- every Hindu, atheist, Unitarian, Buddhist, and traditional abo -- is not only wrong but damned to Hell for being wrong.

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

In other words, Christianity is completely absolutist: Jesus is TRUTH. He is the only way to righteousness. No human soul approaches God except through Christianity.

Keep reading! GODDAMMIT, this is important! We are revealing GREAT TRUTHS about Christianity here!

OK. What does a powerful guy do if he believes that God has damned all Muslims to Hell?

Well, what does it matter if a war kills a million or so Muslims? They are all going to Hell anyway and will be tormented for eternity, so their lives are worthless! (Jerry Falwell, the famous American preacher, said that anyone who is not a born-again Christian is "a failure as a human being.")

Why not start a war that kills Muslims? If one saved Christian benefits, then the deaths of the useless, damned ones is justified.

Saved Christians are the ones who are important. They are the only ones who follow the real God, the central Power and moral judge of the entire Universe.

I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:

That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Isaiah 45:5-7

I have made the earth, and created man upon it: I, even my hands, have stretched out the heavens, and all their host have I commanded. Isaiah 45:12

You must remember these things, because the elitism, the absolutism, is a fundamental part of Christianity...and it is one which is very seldom acknowledged from the preachers' pulpits. But it is central to the Bible. And it underlies the assumptions of every Christian politician, teacher, and activist.

Praise the Lord indeed.

~~ OEJ

[papparat]

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Too much of thisyou Antipodean
Anti Christian

Your brain has been infected by it

[WanKer]

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Why not start a war that kills Muslims? If one saved Christian benefits, then the deaths of the useless, damned ones is justified.

PMSL!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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PMSL!

What do you think we've been doing over in Iranistan for the past 5 years? Jesus and George W. Bush have been sending islamofascists to hell on your behalf on a daily basis! Don't you Austrians keep up with the news over there?

And what kind of demoncode is "PMSL" supposed to be?

Papist Maryworship Satanic Lezbeans?

[WanKer]

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What do you think we've been doing over in Iranistan for the past 5 years? Jesus and George W. Bush have been sending islamofascists to hell on your behalf on a daily basis! Don't you Austrians keep up with the news over there?

And what kind of demoncode is "PMSL" supposed to be?

Papist Maryworship Satanic Lezbeans?

Pi$$ing myself laughing.


Literally. I gotta go clean up

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pi$$ing myself laughing.


Literally. I gotta go clean up

You'd better not be mocking us abo.

Keep your incontenance to yourself. Decent White people don't talk like that.