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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Jesus is Alive!

    You could not have missed the latest enviro-whaco complaint in the New York Times that Americans love their soft cushy toilet paper too much. It seems that to make the soft premium brands requires long wood fibers that can only be had by cutting down trees as opposed to using a recycled product. Once again the "Greens" would make us a nation with bleeding derrières and bad hygiene.

    Well I say Easter is the time to celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus with family and friends. When meal time comes one of those spiral cut baked hams is in order, and when that double sized roll of Charmin is depleted it can serve double duty to keep the kids busy with some "Jesus Craft".

    DLTK's Bible Activities (http://www.dltk-bible.com/mjesus.html) has a wonderful site to help teach the Bible (KJV1611) to children with arts and crafts. The particular activity uses a toilet paper roll to make Jesus.

    It may seem a tad odd making Jesus out of a toilet paper roll, but I think the end result is quite nice (Tasha has hers sitting in a place of honor on her bedroom shelf). The craft is made with a toilet paper tube, a printer, a piece of paper, some crayons, scissors, and glue. I always prefer to use a heavy paper (like construction paper), but it isn't necessary.
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    Follow the directions on the site and print out the template pieces, then assemble your Jesus. For added fun, the site suggests the following game:

    OPTIONAL: Thanks to Cheryl for sending this idea to us! My boys made it today age 6 and 3 they had fun, I altered a little bit. I used up an old cd to glue Jesus' head on and two slits on the toilet paper roll (we used card stock) and braids so the arms could move.
    Then since it's Easter time we played Jesus is alive (hide and seek) we played over and over. I would hide Jesus and they had to say "Jesus is Alive" when they found him.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • Mrs. Robert Roberts
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2009
    • 109

    #2
    Re: Jesus is Alive!

    Toilet paper origami is a lost art!
    George Jesus Bush
    Savior of Democracy

    Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Jesus is Alive!

      Brother, I hope that there are instructions with the Toilet Paper Jesus Christ (TPJC) to ensure that children do not treat the TPJC as an idol . . . praying to it, talking to it, sacrificing it to demons, etc.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #4
        Re: Jesus is Alive!

        I’m sick to death of these greens who know nothing! Nothing but arty-crafty types, all long hair and drugs, who think that cutting down trees to make paper is a bad thing – it is not! This is the identical logic that says, “Save wheat! Don’t eat bread.”

        In my capacity of Bathfire Deforestation Inc., I visited the Russian Ministry of Forests – there was a small protest by paid agitators of Green Peas or whatever they call themselves:
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Jesus is Alive!

          Brother, why do all of their coats say "HOMO"?
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22895

            #6
            Re: Jesus is Alive!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Brother, why do all of their coats say "HOMO"?
            I never noticed that before - I assume it is an "equal-opportunity" thing, either that or he is the leader of the anti-HOMO brigade.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Jesus is Alive!

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              I never noticed that before - I assume it is an "equal-opportunity" thing, either that or he is the leader of the anti-HOMO brigade.
              I sure hope that's the case . . .

              One never knows with these Europeans.
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