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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

    I know it's a horrible thought, but could it happen again? Please cast your vote in out Godly poll! ANTICIPATING MOTHER GLENDORA
    39
    YES, for a dime they will!
    0%
    24
    Jesus is already dead! (I am a homosexual wiccan goth)
    0%
    6
    NO, those grumpy Jews know better.
    0%
    3
    Neil Sedaka's Greatest Hits! (My 8-Track still works!)
    0%
    6
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

    Mother G, I thought when He came back, He would be the slaughterer, not the slaughteree . . .
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882

      #3
      Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

      My view is that they might try but will fail miserably. This time, it will be no sweetness and light, no addressing anger-management issues in the temple with the moneylenders, it will be straight for the neck with the sword in the mouth!

      Final Scoreline: Kikes nil- Jesus, the entire population minus those God promised would go to heaven.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

        The joos would sell their own grandmother for a shiny Penny. I have no doubt at all that they will try and kill our Savior once again when He comes back to cast His terrible judgment upon the sinning scum of the earth. They won't get away with it though. Christ's posse has grown considerable since He last paid us a visit, so I don't think the yids will make it past His entourage.

        This time, we'll be ready for them.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

          Seeing as the biblical Jesus never existed, he'd be a little hard to kill in either past or present....if there was an actual guy who the whole story was based on and embellishments added to...well, no one would really knows how that dude died.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Seeing as the biblical Jesus never existed, he'd be a little hard to kill in either past or present....if there was an actual guy who the whole story was based on and embellishments added to...well, no one would really knows how that dude died.
            FILTHY WITCH!! Who did the joos kill in the Bible then? It says right there that it was Jesus they killed!

            How stupid can you get?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Seeing as the biblical Jesus never existed, he'd be a little hard to kill in either past or present....if there was an actual guy who the whole story was based on and embellishments added to...well, no one would really knows how that dude died.
              OK I assume you voted Neil Sedaka? How can anyone not believe in Jesus? The Bible says it's so!
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                They may try, but they certainly won't succeed!

                They only killed Him temporarily last time, and needed the Romans to do their dirty work for them because they couldn't handle it, and only managed that much because He let them.

                Silly Jews.
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                • PizzaPizza
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                  Jesus' death on the cross was the whole reason he came to earth in the first place, to die for the sins of all mankind. I don't see the point in this thread, considering that Jesus was a jew. You can't blame the culmination of God's salvation plan on them. Had americans exsisted back then and it was them who demanded that Jesus be crucified, would you all be hating on your own race?

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    FILTHY WITCH!! Who did the joos kill in the Bible then? It says right there that it was Jesus they killed!

                    How stupid can you get?
                    And on a similar note, did you hear how the woodcutter killed the big bad wolf in the story of little red riding hood?

                    Don't believe it? Why not? It was written in a book.

                    OK I assume you voted Neil Sedaka?
                    Sure did!

                    How can anyone not believe in Jesus? The Bible says it's so!
                    See my above answer to Zeke. Do you believe in UFOs?
                    Why not? It tells all about them in books. There are even photos, something which is decidedly lacking in the bible.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • ChristianInNC
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 247

                      #11
                      Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                      Originally posted by PizzaPizza View Post
                      Jesus' death on the cross was the whole reason he came to earth in the first place, to die for the sins of all mankind. I don't see the point in this thread, considering that Jesus was a jew. You can't blame the culmination of God's salvation plan on them. Had americans exsisted back then and it was them who demanded that Jesus be crucified, would you all be hating on your own race?
                      Do you have Biblical proof that Jesus was a joo?
                      Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                      • Brother Lazarus
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1062

                        #12
                        Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                        Originally posted by PizzaPizza View Post
                        Jesus' death on the cross was the whole reason he came to earth in the first place, to die for the sins of all mankind. I don't see the point in this thread, considering that Jesus was a jew. You can't blame the culmination of God's salvation plan on them. Had americans exsisted back then and it was them who demanded that Jesus be crucified, would you all be hating on your own race?
                        Please read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. When you're done with that please post an introduction on the introduction forum. Politeness reaps politeness.

                        Yours in Christ
                        Brother Lazarus
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #13
                          Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                          Originally posted by PizzaPizza View Post
                          Jesus' death on the cross was the whole reason he came to earth in the first place, to die for the sins of all mankind. I don't see the point in this thread, considering that Jesus was a jew. You can't blame the culmination of God's salvation plan on them. Had americans exsisted back then and it was them who demanded that Jesus be crucified, would you all be hating on your own race?
                          Pizza, let me explain something to you, rather than pointing you to a thread discussing whether or not Jesus is a Jew.
                          Jews are people, correct?

                          Jesus is God. God is not people.

                          Jews worship God, correct?

                          Jesus is God. He does not worship Himself; that would make him a megalomaniacal psychopath.

                          Jews do not believe Jesus is God, correct?

                          Jesus is God. He knows that He is God.
                          This should be sufficient to explain why it is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew.
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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                            Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
                            Do you have Biblical proof that Jesus was a joo?
                            Hmm, even I can field that one:

                            John 4:9
                            Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

                            Of course, this doesn't change the fact of the bible being fictitious.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #15
                              Re: Will the Jews Kill Jesus Again? A Poll

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Hmm, even I can field that one:

                              John 4:9
                              Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

                              Of course, this doesn't change the fact of the bible being fictitious.
                              Just because some harlot called our Lord and Savior a joo doesn't make it so. Read THIS for conlusive evidence that Jesus is NOT a damned joo!

                              Where did you find a Bible anyway, VanCellulite? Have you and your coven been breaking into churches again?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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