[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

I like chocolate

That is nice. Now please stop wasting your and our time and start reading the Holy Bible!

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[Meberak]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

You shouldn't call the holiday "Easter" if it is about Jesus, because Easter is derived from the name of a pagan god.

You guys are going to hell for worshiping another god, and mocking Jesus' birthday.

[DevoutBob]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

You shouldn't call the holiday "Easter" if it is about Jesus, because Easter is derived from the name of a pagan god.

You guys are going to hell for worshiping another god, and mocking Jesus' birthday.

was it the pagan god of bunnies? lololololol

[Aristotle]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

I think this explains it

[Jocelyn Carolyn]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

@Aristotle if I would see a easter bunny I would stone it!

[celibanana]

Easter

It kind of annoys me when people send their children to school with ash on their foreheads on ash Wednesday. That's just a Catholic thing, right? It kind of looks like they have had their heads on the ground and are all dirty.

Oh, and I like the bunnies on Easter. They taste good.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Easter

It kind of annoys me when people send their children to school with ash on their foreheads on ash Wednesday.

It annoys me when people create a wwwhole new thread when they only want to write a little comment.

That's just a Catholic thing, right?

Also the pagans that the Catholics copied it from.

It kind of looks like they have had their heads on the ground and are all dirty.

A catholic child with just ash on their face is a lucky one.

[Fatbag]

Re: Easter

Easter is about Jesus period. But Jesus was a man and so he didn't even have periods.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Easter

Easter is about Jesus period. But Jesus was a man and so he didn't even have periods.

Perhaps that sounded funny in your head before you posted it, but I can assure you the LORD doesn't find your mockery the slightest bit amusing.

Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?

[xenochrist]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

easter is about painting eggs actually

[Felicity]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

@xenochrist Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

It would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

PASTOVER is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage. Many stories about this momentous occasion have been passed down through the centuries, and it is interesting to note that they are all completely different. Some are hardly even intelligible. Regardless of one's version of the story, however, all true believers partake of the pasta and perform the ritual Passing of the Eye Patch, in which each member at the table takes a turn wearing an eye patch and talking about why he or she is happy to have been touched.

[Cursed]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

PASTOVER is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage. Many stories about this momentous occasion have been passed down through the centuries, and it is interesting to note that they are all completely different. Some are hardly even intelligible. Regardless of one's version of the story, however, all true believers partake of the pasta and perform the ritual Passing of the Eye Patch, in which each member at the table takes a turn wearing an eye patch and talking about why he or she is happy to have been touched.

You're a crazy abomination!

I hate you and everything you stand for. I know you're here as an example, but you make me sick and angry.

I can't wait until you go to Hell!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

You're a crazy abomination!

No, now if I was Chef Boyardee you might have a point

I hate you and everything you stand for. I know you're here as an example, but you make me sick and angry.

Why do you hate god? Yes I am here as an example, a shinning example of how to know Our Lord. The truth makes you sick? It should not my friend, you should rejoice in the truth.

I can't wait until you go to Hell!

You will have a infinitely long wait for that to happen, I am confident that I am destined for the Land of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.

[SantosLHalper]

Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Jesus Navas is proud to be a vital part of Easter.