[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

Then they obviously aren't Christian churches, now are they?

Which is what we've been saying all along.

Pay attention.

V

They're Baptist, Methodist, Episcopal, Catholic, Presbyterian - all of which were forms of Christianity last time I checked.

[Brother V]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

They're Baptist, Methodist, Episcopal, Catholic, Presbyterian - all of which were forms of Christianity last time I checked.

Anyone can claim to be a Christian.

Titus 1:16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

But when actions are involved, most people come up short.

For example... a church with an easter egg hunt.

Easter is to be a celebration of the temporary death of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, not some pagan fertility ritual.

Those, so called, "christian" churches are nothing more than pagan temples to some other god (satan).

They don't worship Jesus. Jesus wouldn't go there.

YIC
V

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

Anyone can claim to be a Christian.

Titus 1:16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

But when actions are involved, most people come up short.

For example... a church with an easter egg hunt.

Easter is to be a celebration of the temporary death of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, not some pagan fertility ritual.

Those, so called, "christian" churches are nothing more than pagan temples to some other god (satan).

They don't worship Jesus. Jesus wouldn't go there.

YIC
V

Since Jesus was Jewish, I doubt that he would attend any Christian church. How about that - we agreed on something!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

Since Jesus was Jewish, I doubt that he would attend any Christian church. How about that - we agreed on something!

Jeus is not a Joo sinner. Jesus' father was God.

[SUV]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

we agreed on something!

Can we agree that this is the face of Pure Evil?



(It looks like an old joo wearing a "Fat Guy" hat. Not much of an Easter Bonnet, is it?)

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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it IS pure evil Sister!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

They're Baptist, Methodist, Episcopal, Catholic, Presbyterian - all of which were forms of Christianity last time I checked.

All of which are False Christians, last time I checked.

True Christians follow the Bible. ALL of it, not just the parts they like.

Partaking in pagan rituals is forbidden in the Bible; therefore, these churches have leaders who are of the Devil, and who are misleading their congregations!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Can we agree that this is the face of Pure Evil?



(It looks like an old joo wearing a "Fat Guy" hat. Not much of an Easter Bonnet, is it?)

Brethern, we are looing into the face of Lucifer himself, gloating at the evil he created in the World. Remember when you do your daily prayers that is what Christ is defending us against.

[Brother V]

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Since Jesus was Jewish, I doubt that he would attend any Christian church. How about that - we agreed on something!

Jesus wasn't Jewish. He may have been partially Hebrew, but he wasn't Jewish (and partially hebrew is still under argument).

When we learn about Jesus learning; what does the Bible (KJV1611) say about Him?

Luke 1:80 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, and was in the deserts till the day of his shewing unto Israel.

It says he waxed (grew) strong in spirit.

It doesn't say he waxed strong in Jewism. Just SPIRIT.

*later*

Luke 2:49 And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?

Did he say... "I must be about jew stuff"?

Nope, Jesus said "I must be about my Father's business".


Hope this makes you smarter.

YIC
V

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (which is so vicious that it can only be killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

Our pet bunny is quite clean, thank you very much. He has a spacious hutch that is far enough up off the goround that he doesn't get splashed with mud when it rains and he doesn't pick up fleas from the grass. I shovel the pellets out from under his hutch every day and compost them into the garden.

Friend, washing something doesn't necessarily make it clean if it's an abomination to God. You can keep your unmentionable areas as clean as you like, but it's still generally considered a faux pas to reveal them and rub them in the faces of strangers in the street. Here's an idea: Why don't you get a pet pig (or a homosexual, they're very similar creatures in many ways), keep it as clean as you keep your bunny, and then take it round your local fundamentalist mosque as a gift? Since it's clean, I'm sure they'll have no problems with it whatsoever.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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Friend, washing something doesn't necessarily make it clean if it's an abomination to God. You can keep your unmentionable areas as clean as you like, but it's still generally considered a faux pas to reveal them and rub them in the faces of strangers in the street. Here's an idea: Why don't you get a pet pig (or a homosexual, they're very similar creatures in many ways), keep it as clean as you keep your bunny, and then take it round your local fundamentalist mosque as a gift? Since it's clean, I'm sure they'll have no problems with it whatsoever.

I don't keep swine because my neighborhood isn't zoned for livestock. And I would not offer a Muslim or a Jewish person a pig as a gift any more than I would offer my Christian mother a Tarot deck as a gift - gifts are supposed to please and reflect the tastes of the recipient, not the giver.

As for your comment on homosexuals - they're people, not "creatures," and you can't give people as gifts.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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Can we agree that this is the face of Pure Evil?



(It looks like an old joo wearing a "Fat Guy" hat. Not much of an Easter Bonnet, is it?)

Doesn't look either evil or particularly Jewish to me. And I would never insult an animal's dignity by dressing it up in human clothing.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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Jesus wasn't Jewish. He may have been partially Hebrew, but he wasn't Jewish (and partially hebrew is still under argument).

When we learn about Jesus learning; what does the Bible (KJV1611) say about Him?

Luke 1:80 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, and was in the deserts till the day of his shewing unto Israel.

It says he waxed (grew) strong in spirit.

It doesn't say he waxed strong in Jewism. Just SPIRIT.

*later*

Luke 2:49 And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?

Did he say... "I must be about jew stuff"?

Nope, Jesus said "I must be about my Father's business".


Hope this makes you smarter.

YIC
V

He was born to a Jewish mother - Jewish.
He was circumcised - in those days only Jews were circumsised - Jewish.
His mother had to go through the post-natal ritual purification process - Jewish.
He celebrated Jewish holy days - Jewish.

And Jesus referrred to JHWH as everyone's potential heavenly father - if he had no physical father, where did the Y chromosome come from?

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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This is the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (which is so vicious that it can only be killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch).

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Looks like someone's spent a little too much time watching Monty Python.