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JOYOUS EASTER, CHRISTIANS!
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I had a few eggs this morning to remind me of the new birth of our Christianity. I love fresh eggs. Are your eggs fresh Sister SUV?sigpic
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Mmmm. Hmmm. Ah, that would depend upon your definition of "fresh"Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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Would it be untoward of me to start saying, "HE has risen!"? It just sounds...more appropriate.Member of Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 (NOT the Heretical Council of 1912!)Comment
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(Matthew 28:6) "He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay."Originally posted by Rev. Q View Post
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Thank you for that most polite reminder, Brother Zechariah. I must admit that my training in American English, GOD'S language of modern times, sometimes takes precedence in my mind before I can recall scripture properly. A very human error, I am humbled to admit. I am clearly in the company of the wisest and chosenest.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostMember of Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 (NOT the Heretical Council of 1912!)Comment
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It seems I have to point out every year that this joke is NOT funny.
But no, someone has to take it one step further this year, sending me a link in my email:
NOT FUNNY!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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In addition to not being funny, it comes a little to close to Catholic wafer worship.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostIt seems I have to point out every year that this joke is NOT funny.
(blasphemous image deleted)
But no, someone has to take it one step further this year, sending me a link in my email:
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NOT FUNNY!
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You must be talking about those "I can't believe It's not Jesus" wafers that they use.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostIn addition to not being funny, it comes a little to close to Catholic wafer worship.
Indeed Pastor, NOT FUNNY!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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