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  • Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

    I'm attaching a link to a story about a demon possessed bird that is half male and half female. Also attaching picture of devil bird. Shocking!

    This bird was spotted in Illinois. Thank the Lord no where near Freehold, Iowa!

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    Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

    Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
    I'm attaching a link to a story about a demon possessed bird that is half male and half female. Also attaching picture of devil bird. Shocking!

    This bird was spotted in Illinois. Thank the Lord no where near Freehold, Iowa!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...89776830584911
    Someone needs to draw a bead on that thing...quick! If that demon is allowed to impregnate itself it will become legion.

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      Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

      I bet a homer captured that bird and painted it half red.
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        Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

        Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
        I'm attaching a link to a story about a demon possessed bird that is half male and half female. Also attaching picture of devil bird. Shocking!

        This bird was spotted in Illinois. Thank the Lord no where near Freehold, Iowa!

        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...89776830584911
        There is not much doubt about it, the creature is the familiar of some local witch that aids her in the making of her spells. I am quite convinced that a little investigation will produce proof by way of many examples of barren women, sick children, dry cows, failed crops, lost car keys, strange signs, etc. etc.
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          Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

          Any bird named for Satan's representatives on earth has to be part demon.
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          • #6
            Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

            That just looks like a red bird that leaned on someone's freshly-painted fence - if people in Illinois paint their fences. Or maybe a white bird that flew past a drive-by shooting? That would be more likely.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

              I have to agree with the very learned Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire in his observation that this bird is likely a witch's familiar. Those colors are not natural. That bird has a glowering and surly expression, as well as a menacing air about him. Yes, I believe that is a familiar if I ever saw one.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                Re: Demon Bird - Half Male, Half Female

                My great-great grandfather (Pastor Nahum Flint) shot some kind of demonic bird years ago. He had a pal in his platoon take a photograph of him with his boot on the beast.

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                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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