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  • Vlostica
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You aren't my neighbor. Now go sober up and make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    As are you not mine, but I still respect your views, as long as you respect mine. Jesus associated himself with lepers, Samaritans, and gentiles galore. He espoused others do the same. Please continue with a more friendly tone to those who respectfully disagree with your particular views. (While I don't have the authority to impose this, it is a gentle reminder of what I learned back in Christian elementary school).

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by IrishAtheist View Post
    ok guys, i find it odd how atheist don't go out attacking christians, but for some reason you decide to make these posts so you can think that you are the greatest type of people alive. cant we all just get along? what happened to "love thy neighbor"? without us doing anything to you. you called us "retarded" "stupidest people alive" "dumb". i make this reply to show you that atheists are not "miserable, angry people who just hate everything" Let it be.
    You aren't my neighbor. Now go sober up and make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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  • DrunkIrishAtheist
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Athiests seem to make a big deal out of why they don't believe in God, they go around bitching and moaning about practically everything ... like anything they have to say is actually important?? Seriously, why don't they quit their whining, and realise their lives could be so much more - if they just 'got with Jesus'.

    Yes, Athiests are pretty pathetic. They're all such lonely angry hateful and bitter people, so I doubt they have many friends. But I wonder why they choose to be so miserable? When Jesus Christ offers them the chance to be Saved. The chance to be washed in his blood, and feel happy and whole and alive again! Glory! Glory to God! Only someone exceedingly stupid would you choose to reject that!

    But no, these hateful grouches choose to wallow in their misery, instead coming up with far out reasons as to why 'they think' God doesn't exist! They write books about it, spread their hate across the interweb - because they're jealous of us! They're jealous of us Christians because we're happier than they'll ever be! Because we have God's promise of eternal salvation, and because we know we're going to Heaven! Halellujah!

    Why do these grouchy grouches reject Christ? They see that all Christians are happy people, always smiling and full of God's love. But instead of wanting to be part of the blissful joy that is being Christian, they choose to attack us?? I don't understand it. Possibly they have some sort of mental problem, or retardation of some sort? Does anyone know?

    Why are athiests so miserable?
    ok guys, i find it odd how atheist don't go out attacking christians, but for some reason you decide to make these posts so you can think that you are the greatest type of people alive. cant we all just get along? what happened to "love thy neighbor"? without us doing anything to you. you called us "retarded" "stupidest people alive" "dumb". i make this reply to show you that atheists are not "miserable, angry people who just hate everything" Let it be.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by god hates everyone View Post
    If someone wants to believe in God, then who am I to tell them they can't.
    Then why do you call yourself "god hates everyone"? It seems to me you are telling people who believe in God that they can't.

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  • Logan
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by god hates everyone View Post
    Easily: By producing serious text instead of just going "lol prove me god does not exist" or any other obviously trolling stuff like that.
    You have produced nothing but anecdotal evidence, witch is all atheists ever have. "God doesn't exist because I think he doesn't", ever wonder where that thought comes from? I'll give you a hint: you'll see him in the afterlife.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by god hates everyone View Post
    Easily: By producing serious text instead of just going "lol prove me god does not exist" or any other obviously trolling stuff like that.
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • god hates everyone
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Logan View Post
    Your name is "god hates everyone", how can you not be a troll? You didn't even capitalize God's name.
    Easily: By producing serious text instead of just going "lol prove me god does not exist" or any other obviously trolling stuff like that.

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  • Logan
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by god hates everyone View Post
    First of all let me make this clear: I am not here to attack you true christians.

    I am here to introduce you a happy atheist: myself.
    Each one of us finds happiness from different things. If you guys found yours through religion, then ok. Good for you. I myself find happiness in various things that life has to offer and I can do it without believing in existance of God.

    But then again life is more than just being happy all the time. Each of us face challenges in life. For all of us there are both, good and bad times. Makes life interesting.

    It was brought up that typical atheist is angry. Feeling anger towards fellow men and Jesus. If this is your experience of atheists, then without a doubt there must be such atheists out there. However I, as an atheist, do not feel unnecessary hatred towards anyone. I have both, atheist and religious friends and I tend not to judge anyone by their believes alone.

    Also I do not feel the need to make it a big deal what I believe and what I don't. I don't waste my time trying to convert others in seeing things the way I see them. Rarely do I waste my time debating over religion vs atheism.

    If someone wants to believe in God, then who am I to tell them they can't.

    I am not afraid of death. It is only natural for every living thing to cease existing eventually. I acknowledge my insignificance in larger scale and am quite ok with it.


    Hate me for saying this, but if I was to spend my whole life for the sole purpose of trying to avoid hell while being constantly in fear of what ever I do may condemn me.. it just wouldn't be much of a life.
    Your name is "god hates everyone", how can you not be a troll? You didn't even capitalize God's name.

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  • god hates everyone
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    First of all let me make this clear: I am not here to attack you true christians.

    I am here to introduce you a happy atheist: myself.
    Each one of us finds happiness from different things. If you guys found yours through religion, then ok. Good for you. I myself find happiness in various things that life has to offer and I can do it without believing in existance of God.

    But then again life is more than just being happy all the time. Each of us face challenges in life. For all of us there are both, good and bad times. Makes life interesting.

    It was brought up that typical atheist is angry. Feeling anger towards fellow men and Jesus. If this is your experience of atheists, then without a doubt there must be such atheists out there. However I, as an atheist, do not feel unnecessary hatred towards anyone. I have both, atheist and religious friends and I tend not to judge anyone by their believes alone.

    Also I do not feel the need to make it a big deal what I believe and what I don't. I don't waste my time trying to convert others in seeing things the way I see them. Rarely do I waste my time debating over religion vs atheism.

    If someone wants to believe in God, then who am I to tell them they can't.

    I am not afraid of death. It is only natural for every living thing to cease existing eventually. I acknowledge my insignificance in larger scale and am quite ok with it.


    Hate me for saying this, but if I was to spend my whole life for the sole purpose of trying to avoid hell while being constantly in fear of what ever I do may condemn me.. it just wouldn't be much of a life.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by spurk015 View Post
    Actually, us atheists are the opposite of miserable. Life is significantly more enjoyable when we don't obsess over the ridiculousness and contradictions of religion.
    Lady, you're going to regret making that comment on this forum someday.

    Matthew 12:36-37
    But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
    For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Khatru View Post
    Atheists are far from miserable. We can find humour in lots of places. May I recommend you read some James Morrow:
    Landover is no places for unbelievers to make cheep jokes at the expense of Christianity.

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  • spurk015
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Actually, us atheists are the opposite of miserable. Life is significantly more enjoyable when we don't obsess over the ridiculousness and contradictions of religion.

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  • Khatru
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Atheists are far from miserable. We can find humour in lots of places. May I recommend you read some James Morrow:



    Towing Jehovah


    God has committed suicide. His body is floating in the north Atlantic, a menace to faith and navigation. It must be god's body as it’s two miles long and has no bellybutton. The heavenly host who are dying off very quickly from sympathetic death syndrome have hired an oil tanker captain to tow the body to the North Pole.



    Food is tunning out when the crew realise that they are towing 2 miles of meat behind them. This particular chapter contains several recipes.




    Blameless in Abbadon


    This is a sequel to Towing Jehovah. A man dying of cancer puts the corpse of god on trial for the existence of evil. The, er, um, highpoint of the book is a tour through the brain of god where they meet several saints, and biblical characters. These include the colossally perverted Saint Augustine of Hippo, Lot, his pregnant daughters and his transformed wife. He still takes her with him because he's drilled a hole in a position he can use, seeing as his daughters have lost interest, and besides, she's very useful when it comes to salting margheritas.





    Eternal Footman



    God’s huge skull is in orbit.....


    "Cirrus clouds rimmed God's skull. He appeared to be wearing a white toupee. At least there weren't any ads today. Why the Vatican permitted the multinationals to aim their lasers at His brow was a mystery she couldn't fathom. Contemplating the Cranium Dei was depressing enough. You shouldn't have to read COKE IS IT in the bargain."

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  • Logan
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Diemaco View Post
    I believe that evolution is fact,
    I believe you are ignorant. Evolution isn't even a "theory", it's just a random far fetched guess as to how things came to be without a God.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Diemaco View Post
    Eh, I'm not really miserable. I'm an atheist for a lack of a better way to properly explain my religious standing in one word; I don't hold a particular spiritual belief in this phase of my life, but I do not seek to destroy religion utterly. I believe that evolution is fact, but I accept that there are people that take it as fiction. My aim by registering on this forum is purely to test these waters and learn about other faiths.

    Original poster is pretty much right, though; what I have to say, most of the time, is not important, and I don't pretend that it is.
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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