[Brother William]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Hmm, you can't say piffle on here. It changes it to piffle. Piffle seems like a pretty piffleed word to me. So all you piffleing piffleers can go pifflepiffle each other (I know you secretly do).

Easy my brother. Take solace that the Lord is with you always and may his light safely guide you on your journey.

piffle: to talk or act in a trivial, inept, or ineffective way

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I am filled with the love of God and it is bursting forth from me.

So this is the love of God bursting from you?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Sounds more like what Satan would say.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You are really radiating with God's love right now, aren't you?

I am filled with the love of God and it is bursting forth from me.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Son, what kind of fit are you having? Words like those will have you Hellbound.

God Bless

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Hmm, you can't say Fuck on here. It changes it to piffle. Piffle seems like a pretty fucked word to me. So all you fucking fuckers can go fuckpiffle each other (I know you secretly do).

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You are really radiating with God's love right now, aren't you?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

No friend, you have not completed #2. You only accepted Jesus as your personal savior, not your Personal SAVIOR™. There is an important difference. For one thing you would know what parts of the Bible to read and were to send your money because Jesus was guiding you.

You see friend. Why we say we can't save and why you can't save yourself is because as human beings we all are incapable of making TRULY virtuous choices. Only God can do that so that is why Christ must elect you to SALVATION™.

Salvation threw good works is a lie from Satan himself.

I see. Well then fuck this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Sounds easy enough. 2 is taken care of. 1 will be taken care of immediately. 3 is pending my completion of the Bible so I can know all of God's laws. And 4 is pending my finding out how to tithe to Landover Baptist. Thank you so much TRUE Christian™!!

No friend, you have not completed #2. You only accepted Jesus as your personal savior, not your Personal SAVIOR™. There is an important difference. For one thing you would know what parts of the Bible to read and were to send your money because Jesus was guiding you.

You see friend. Why we say we can't save and why you can't save yourself is because as human beings we all are incapable of making TRULY virtuous choices. Only God can do that so that is why Christ must elect you to SALVATION™.

Salvation threw good works is a lie from Satan himself.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

What you need to do is;

1. Take some personal responsibility and REPENT™ of your depravity
2. Accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR™ and turn your life over to Him
3. Follow ALL of God's laws and commandments in The Bible
4. Tithe to His Church*

It really is that simple.

* Which goes without saying is Landover Baptist since we are the only TRUE Christian™ church out there.

Sounds easy enough. 2 is taken care of. 1 will be taken care of immediately. 3 is pending my completion of the Bible so I can know all of God's laws. And 4 is pending my finding out how to tithe to Landover Baptist. Thank you so much TRUE Christian™!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Should you not follow in Christ's footsteps and help us poor souls be Saved®? I admit I know little about True Christianity™, which is precisely why I need the help of the people here. Please, show God how much you care by offering advice. I have already starting praying to Jesus. As I said, I will start on the Bible tonight. What else?

What you need to do is;

1. Take some personal responsibility and REPENT(tm) of your depravity
2. Accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR(tm) and turn your life over to Him
3. Follow ALL of God's laws and commandments in The Bible
4. Tithe to His Church*

It really is that simple.

* Which goes without saying is Landover Baptist since we are the only TRUE Christian(tm) church out there.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Sorry, I must have mistaken you for sane.

You must be quite insane since you are not interested in being Saved®.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

It's not our job to save you, trash. It's impossible for us to save you. You have to ask Jesus to save you. You clearly know nothing about Christianity. Read the Bible and leave us alone.

Should you not follow in Christ's footsteps and help us poor souls be Saved®? I admit I know little about True Christianity™, which is precisely why I need the help of the people here. Please, show God how much you care by offering advice. I have already starting praying to Jesus. As I said, I will start on the Bible tonight. What else?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

That's Jesus' job, not ours. Have you read the Bible all the way through? Have you set up a tithing plan yet?

Well thank you for some constructive advice. I will start on the Bible tonight. Now please explain how I can set up a tithing plan.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Every member of the Landover Baptist Church believe in dinosaurs (aka dragons, as they are called in the Bible). Only lunatic conspiracy theorists don't believe in dinosaurs.

[salazar]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Dragons are in The Bible. Now why don't you believe in dragons when they have been proven to have existed?

i never said i didnt beleive in dragons i just asked a simple question and i wasn't talkie to you