[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Pastor do u believe in dragons?

Dragons are in The Bible. Now why don't you believe in dragons when they have been proven to have existed?

[salazar]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

It can't hurt!

Be sure and post your receipt after making your Love Offering to Jesus.

Pastor do u believe in dragons?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.

It's not our job to save you, trash. It's impossible for us to save you. You have to ask Jesus to save you. You clearly know nothing about Christianity. Read the Bible and leave us alone.

[shezmu]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.

Sorry, I must have mistaken you for sane.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!

That's Jesus' job, not ours. Have you read the Bible all the way through? Have you set up a tithing plan yet?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You have already been saved. This is where the name "Christianity" comes from. The Bible tells Christians that if they believe that Christ died for their sins, they will have everlasting life. So you see, your sins have already been forgiven. Prior to His sacrifice, believers (they would not have been "Christians" yet) where required to provide a blood sacrifice upon the altar in the tent of meeting (the tabernacle). This is known as a Sin Offering (see signature). It is discussed in great detail throughout Exodus and Leviticus.


P.S. I am a very happy Athiest.

We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.

[shezmu]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!

You have already been saved. This is where the name "Christianity" comes from. The Bible tells Christians that if they believe that Christ died for their sins, they will have everlasting life. So you see, your sins have already been forgiven. Prior to His sacrifice, believers (they would not have been "Christians" yet) where required to provide a blood sacrifice upon the altar in the tent of meeting (the tabernacle). This is known as a Sin Offering (see signature). It is discussed in great detail throughout Exodus and Leviticus.


P.S. I am a very happy Athiest.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

As True Christian conservative white male republicans we are the most discriminated majority in America. It's bad enough that we are persecuted outside the gates of Freehold, but even worse when some unsaved trash comes into our online home and berates us. Being white, rich, conservative and Christian is very hard.

You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Can't you all take a little joke? Anyway, what I actually meant was that I'm ready to be laved, as in washed, as in baptized. I feel this is a necessary first step to be saved as I must wash away my past sins.

As an aside, I think people here are a bit infraction happy. I got an infraction for upsetting Pastor Ezekiel. Now while I'm sorry for upsetting him as that was not my objective, is that really infraction worthy?

As True Christian conservative white male republicans we are the most discriminated majority in America. It's bad enough that we are persecuted outside the gates of Freehold, but even worse when some unsaved trash comes into our online home and berates us. Being white, rich, conservative and Christian is very hard.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Son, you came to the wrong place. Are you on the drugs, or just a troll?

God Bless,

Can't you all take a little joke? Anyway, what I actually meant was that I'm ready to be laved, as in washed, as in baptized. I feel this is a necessary first step to be saved as I must wash away my past sins.

As an aside, I think people here are a bit infraction happy. I got an infraction for upsetting Pastor Ezekiel. Now while I'm sorry for upsetting him as that was not my objective, is that really infraction worthy?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what you were trying to say in that second question.

But alas, you have caught me. The truth is, I have come to this forum to be saved.

For arguement to be correct that means mankind had thwart the Will of God.

[David Goldman]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

-Einstein's E=mc^2 theory has consistently and accurately predicted both the change in mass and amount of energy released in nuclear reactions since we have had means by which to measure them.

You do understand, that this equation is based on the assumption that the speed of light "c" is a constant? However we now know that the speed of like is actually slowing down. That alone destroys almost all modern physics theories.

Is that maybe why you guys are so miserable? Because you can't even get stuff like THAT right?

Values for "c".

• In 1738: 303,320 +/- 310 km/second
• In 1861: 300,050 +/- 60 km/second
• In 1877: 299,921 +/- 13 km/second
• In 2004: 299,792 km/second (accepted constant)

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=39733

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Johnnyboy, I'm guessing the answer is "all of the above."

[Johnnyboy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Oops!! That was a typo. I meant that I came to this forum to be shaved. I have a real back hair problem and praying just hasn't fixed it for me.

Son, you came to the wrong place. Are you on the drugs, or just a troll?

God Bless,

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Well Praise Jesus! Further evidence of His love!

Have you made a thread of your own in the "introductions" section yet? If not, please do so now and tell us about your miserable life of sin and depravity. Your testimony will be valuable for future heathens to read! Shout Glory!

Oops!! That was a typo. I meant that I came to this forum to be shaved. I have a real back hair problem and praying just hasn't fixed it for me.