[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Wow, you guys really hate atheists. And I thought somewhere in the bible it says something like love thy neighbor.

None of my neighbors are atheists, I promise. WE live in a gated True Christian(tm) community.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Wow, you guys really hate atheists. And I thought somewhere in the bible it says something like love thy neighbor.

It is because we want them to bask in the rich sunlight of heaven with us someday that we try so hard to reach them. Being unsaved is a choice.

How can you not see that?

Pastor Ed

[krunsch]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Im postulating that you are going to spend eternity in Hell.

Wow, you guys really hate atheists. And I thought somewhere in the bible it says something like love thy neighbor.

[krunsch]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I think most of the time these people are just angry at GOD because they think of Him as a big, judgemental bully who is out to ruin their fun.

That may be true for some

But is it possible there are atheists who really don't believe in GOD? I mean, they actually don't believe there's anything out there? I can't imagine how depressing and miserable that must be.

Yes, there are. I am one of them. You may find the thought depressing and miserable, but that doesn't prove you right and atheists wrong. Anyway, believe what you want, it's a free country.

I can't imagine the fear and desparation that will go through the atheist's mind when the day of judgement comes and they have to face the wrath of the precious savior they rejected.

uuhh. They don't believe any such stuff will happen. That's why they are called atheists.

I once met an atheist who said that he would be happy with one life if he could just make the best of what time he had, and some nonsense about making the world a better place for his children. I heartily rebuked him and pleaded with him to accept the GOD that I KNOW is real and who loves me and takes care of me. I argued for hours, redfaced and desparate for him to see the truth. But in the end, he refused to share the happiness I've found.

Ok, you are happy. You saw he was happy. WHy couldn't you let him be happy in his misguided ways? Stuff like that is probably one of the reasons why atheists don't like christians very much. 'They believe in live and let live. They dont like missionaries

[Didymus Much]

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you speak the truth all they do is moan and moan oh i remember when i burnt the first one at the stake all that one did was moan until i burnt the whore to death

So you're writing that from prison, I'd expect? The Bible commands you to obey secular law, and I can't recall offhand any jurisdiction in the world where burning people to death is legal.

Otherwise, cool story bro.

[godlover4ever]

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you speak the truth all they do is moan and moan oh i remember when i burnt the first one at the stake all that one did was moan until i burnt the whore to death

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Well, if you could be converted so easily, I guess you couldn't be so comfortable with your faith, now could you?

Would it kill to introduce yourself properly in the introduction forum?

Pastor Ed

[AHappyPerson]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

WE will spend eternity at the side of Jesus, Mr. Duck.

YOU and the other atheists will be tortured in God's Hell forever and ever because of your nonbelief.

That, my friend, is the difference.

God tells us to cast out and/or exterminate nonbelievers. I'd say that we have been quite kind!

I see how you are. You want us to let the atheists try to convert us to their depraved, devil-loving ways, and lure us into their orgies of perversion!!

We won't fall for THAT again, heathen!

Well, if you could be converted so easily, I guess you couldn't be so comfortable with your faith, now could you?

[WWJDnow]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

So who's a miserable atheist - I'm a happy one.

That's the most puzzling part of this whole business. Atheists are the most miserable people on the planet, but they don't even know that they're miserable!

[Brother-Jon]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

All atheists do lie! I was almost tricked into believing their lies, as the pope has been:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/23/heaven-for-atheists-pope-sparks-debate/comment-page-50/

No wonder God has already condemned catlicks to hell! Forget original sin!

It's impossible to be a good person and a liar at the same time. Duh!

Their lies infect us all. With their smooth talking science teachers and their super long words they make up to sound cool...

[James Hutchins]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

So you think that just because some of us lie means all of us lie? That's stupid, fellow. Very stupid.

Yes, friend, all atheist lie and it is very, very stupid. Though you have to be stupid to not want to go to Heaven and be Loved by God.

[ToysInTheAttic]

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Also, Simmons never has publicly discussed his sexuality.

[ToysInTheAttic]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

All you 'Warrior Princesses' lie. Richard Simmons claims to be straight too.

So you think that just because some of us lie means all of us lie? That's stupid, fellow. Very stupid.

[James Hutchins]

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I actually do not have AIDS, neither am I a homosexual. I have been married for 10 years to Mary Witherborn.

All you 'Warrior Princesses' lie. Richard Simmons claims to be straight too.

[ToysInTheAttic]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

All you Homosexualizers think you are happy. In reality, it is the AIDS you gift each other rotting your brains. God will cure you if you pray to Him.

I actually do not have AIDS, neither am I a homosexual. I have been married for 10 years to Mary Witherborn.