Obamanity?

[Brother J.H.]

I haven't seen much about this on Landover Baptist forums, but I was listening to Rush Limbaugh talk the other day and he said the most startling thing. Barack Obama is starting his own religion where people worship him. As crazy as that sounds, it's true. Mr. Obama and his anti-White wife, Michelle, recently registered their religion. I have no idea what it's all about since the liberals keep these things under wraps, but I heard from a reliable source that they plan to slaughter as many unborn babies as they can. The religion will be set up like the Catholic Church where Obama is God, his wife is "Mary" so people will pray and worship her too like the Catholics do. Instead of us like us Christians where God had one Son, he has two (2) daughters. They will be prayed to and worshipped as well. Ted Kennedy will be Archbishop of the church. Bill Clinton will be sainted, along with Bono, and Al Franken. And they'll pray to Obama (and Michelle, and his daughters and so on) for things like gay marriage and for women to have the right ot murder their kids until they are he age of 3.

Has anyone else heard any details????

[Brother J.H.]

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Oh Wow. I just got forwarded this in an email....

The Principles and purposes of the Barack Hussein Obama Association "We, the member congregations of the Barack Hussein Obama Association, covenant to affirm and promote"

• The inherent worth and dignity of every person;
• Justice, equity and compassion in human relations;
• Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations;
• A free and responsible search for truth and meaning;
• The right of conscience and the use of the democratic process within our congregations and in society at large;
• The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all;
• Respect for the interdependent web of all existence of which we are a part.

"The living tradition which we share draws from many sources:"

• Direct experience of that transcending mystery and wonder, affirmed in all cultures, which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces which create and uphold life;
• Words and deeds of prophetic women and men which challenge us to confront powers and structures of evil with justice, compassion, and the transforming power of love;
• Wisdom from the world's religions which inspires us in our ethical and spiritual life;
• Jewish and Christian teachings which call us to respond to God's love by loving our neighbors as ourselves;
• Humanist teachings which counsel us to heed the guidance of reason and the results of science, and warn us against idolatries of the mind and spirit.
• Spiritual teachings of earth-centered traditions which celebrate the sacred circle of life and instruct us to live in harmony with the rhythms of nature.

"Grateful for the religious pluralism which enriches and ennobles our faith, we are inspired to deepen our understanding and expand our vision. As free congregations we enter into this covenant, promising to one another our mutual trust and support."
Uhhhhh. This sounds awful. All of this nonsense about peace and harmony. What the Hell is this? Ug. And the dreaded "humanism". We are going to have a hard time converting these people. But they're still going to Hell whether they know they are wrong or not.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oh Wow. I just got forwarded this in an email....


The Principles and purposes of the Barack Hussein Obama Association "We, the member congregations of the Barack Hussein Obama Association, covenant to affirm and promote"

• The inherent worth and dignity of every person;
• Justice, equity and compassion in human relations;
• Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations;
• A free and responsible search for truth and meaning;
• The right of conscience and the use of the democratic process within our congregations and in society at large;
• The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all;
• Respect for the interdependent web of all existence of which we are a part.

"The living tradition which we share draws from many sources:"

• Direct experience of that transcending mystery and wonder, affirmed in all cultures, which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces which create and uphold life;
• Words and deeds of prophetic women and men which challenge us to confront powers and structures of evil with justice, compassion, and the transforming power of love;
• Wisdom from the world's religions which inspires us in our ethical and spiritual life;
• Jewish and Christian teachings which call us to respond to God's love by loving our neighbors as ourselves;
• Humanist teachings which counsel us to heed the guidance of reason and the results of science, and warn us against idolatries of the mind and spirit.
• Spiritual teachings of earth-centered traditions which celebrate the sacred circle of life and instruct us to live in harmony with the rhythms of nature.

"Grateful for the religious pluralism which enriches and ennobles our faith, we are inspired to deepen our understanding and expand our vision. As free congregations we enter into this covenant, promising to one another our mutual trust and support."
Uhhhhh. This sounds awful. All of this nonsense about peace and harmony. What the Hell is this? Ug. And the dreaded "humanism". We are going to have a hard time converting these people. But they're still going to Hell whether they know they are wrong or not.

Obama didn't write that - it's the mission statement of the Unitarian Universalist Association.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Obama didn't write that - it's the mission statement of the Unitarian Universalist Association.

Leave it to you to be familiar with the hellish doctrines of the Unitards.

[Brother J.H.]

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Obama didn't write that - it's the mission statement of the Unitarian Universalist Association.

Well, then. That's one more thing he's stolen from someone else. Sorta like those speeches.... anywho, I digress.

The important issue is that there is a religion starting around worshipping Barack Obama and his family.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, then. That's one more thing he's stolen from someone else. Sorta like those speeches.... anywho, I digress.

The important issue is that there is a religion starting around worshipping Barack Obama and his family.

When the congregation gets above one, I'll worry.

[Brother J.H.]

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It may already be in the millions. These commie libs are friggin nutters. I have heard from a reliable source that all of the money he has taken in from his followers is actually being donated to his church.


And worst of all.... they are gonna lobby congress to get slave reparations. Now if that doesn't get you going I don't know what will. I know damn well I won't be paying no slave reparations. They're gonna have to take my gun and my Bible from my dead cold hands.

[im a chink]

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what about John Mcain is he not doing the same thing

[JennyD]

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what about John Mcain is he not doing the same thing

No, John McCain is NOT lobbying for slave reparations, you insufferable dimwit.

[John Thomas Wanker]

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Well say what you like about his Mohammedanism and negretude, but the boy is a most excellent golfer.

[Roberta]

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what about John Mcain is he not doing the same thing

Don't worry about Senator McCain; worry about Olympic cheating you sneaky jap!