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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Another False Bible Coming

    When will these false Christian cherry-pickers ever learn? Now they're coming out with a "Bible" that's all scrambled up and turned inside out, in direct contravention to God's Holy Word.

    Take a look at THIS outrage (brought to you by the lying joos at the Washington Post)!!

    New Bible Is a Matter of Time

    Edition Rearranges Books

    Bob Sanford wanted to create a Bible that would bring order and clarity to the text. Instead, he's waded into one of the great debates of biblical scholarship.

    The "Chronological Study Bible" will be released this fall in the midst of a Bible-publishing boom in the United States. In an industry that now has as much to do with profits as with prophets, Sanford expects his new edition to have wide appeal.

    The challenge "is to take the scholarship and make it enjoyable to a readership that enjoys history," said Sanford, who oversees the Bible division for the giant Christian publisher Thomas Nelson.

    The edition rejiggers the order of books, psalms and Gospels to provide a historical framework for a text most scholars consider chronologically challenged.

    So, for example, whole sections of Isaiah and Nehemiah are reordered to better reflect an accurate historical timeline; the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are merged into one based on Mark's chronology; and some of St. Paul's letters, which traditionally appear later in the New Testament, are woven into the Book of Acts.

    Some biblical scholars aren't buying the idea.

    "Any biblical studies expert worth their salt would not have much interest in this at all, except as kind of a curiosity," said Pat Graham, a professor at Emory University.

    At issue for scholars is a question they have grappled with for generations: When -- and by whom -- was the Bible written? For readers, the larger question is this: Does it really matter if Ezekial, say, appears before or after Nehemiah, and does it make a difference if a biblical timeline looks more like a zigzag?

    The most recognizable changes in the "Chronological Study Bible" come in the placement of non-narrative sections -- the books that aren't necessarily anchored by specific people, places and events. The Book of Psalms, which appears in the middle of the Old Testament in most editions, is split up in the new edition by time period. All psalms relating to David, for example, will instead appear as supplements to the relevant books of the Old Testament such as 1 Chronicles.

    Sanford says unlocking and reordering the Bible's chronology can help readers understand the context in which portions of the book were written. But in practice, scholars say, this can prove challenging.

    For some biblical accounts, such as the Israelites' exile to Babylon, there are historical accounts to support the narrative. Other stories require a leap of faith. Scholars say trying to rearrange individual books requires getting to the bottom of some of the world's oldest known cases of identity theft: Many biblical works were the handiwork of multiple authors, all writing under a single name.

    "It was very common in antiquity to attribute one's own writings to the most important historians in the past," said Michael D. Coogan, a professor at Stonehill College in Easton, Mass., and editor of "The New Oxford Annotated Bible." "It happens not just in the Bible. Socrates certainly didn't say everything Plato quotes him as saying."

    Take, for example, the Book of Jeremiah, which was written by an undetermined number of authors over an unknown period. Some narratives are repeated, and any semblance of chronology devolves into a jumble of dates and places.

    The Bible's order is significant for other reasons. Some scholars worry that changing the order would affect its meaning and diminish the value of non-narrative elements, such as the Book of Psalms.

    "Part of the problem, and to me one of the flaws, is the assumption that this Bible is working with -- that [narrative] is the primary genre of literature in the Bible. That just isn't true," said the Rev. Bruce Birch, who teaches at Wesley Theological Seminary in the District.

    Graham, who called the idea of a chronological Bible "radical," offered a helpful suggestion for potential buyers.

    "It's like you would attach a pack of cigarettes with a warning label from the surgeon general," Graham said.

    "Well, this Bible should have a warning from the theologian general or something: 'This Bible may be harmful to your spiritual health.' "
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22855

    #2
    Re: Another False Bible Coming

    You can’t help thinking that this is merely a way to turn over a quick buck! What next? God’s Word in alphabetical order? No Sir! It’s like that for a reason.

    Now the Unsaved Trash and False Christians might find the Bible confusing, and the question, “Why is the Bible written like that?” may often be on their lips.

    The answer to that is always, “God knows!”
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Another False Bible Coming

      theologian general
      What a great idea! Once God's Own Party has completed its task of replacing the heathenish U.S. Constitution with Biblical law, maybe Pastor Pistle will accept that office.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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