A question for Wickers

[OnYourKnees]

We all know that Wickers like to sacrifice cats to the rocks and trees and dance about naked in the woods under the moon, more than likely fornicating with Satan at every opportunity. However, I do have a three-part question:

Do Wickers prefer the taste of Christian babies whose souls, being saved, will go to Heaven, or do you people prefer to make pies of unsaved babies, that you may eat their souls, too?

If you leave your baby pie on the windowsill to cool, will the passerby Negro become a Wicker after he steals and eats it? Or will he just get full?

Do you always make babies into pies, or do you perhaps use the George Foreman Baby Rotisserie? (Note, this product is made by a Negro who apparently prefers slow-roasted baby to baby pie.)

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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It's spelt Wicca and they don't eat babies. At least none I know do. What is it with you guys and pie?

[OnYourKnees]

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It's spelt Wicca and they don't eat babies. At least none I know do. What is it with you guys and pie?

Glory, you haven't converted to Wickerism yet, despite their foul influences! You may yet be Saved!

We call them Wickers because it's nicer (we're nice folks) than calling them WICKEDS (which they are).

None of them will TELL you they eat babies. Moonflower has admitted during a month-long deprogramming session premarital discussion with her master husband Bobby-Joe that she saw it with her own eyes when she reached the Voodoo Priestess (they call Bhakta Witch) level! And that Rachael von Hellsmurf, well, I'm sure everyone's seen the videos! They were all over the Internet a few months ago!

And we LIKE pie. As long as it's not made of babies. Or okra. I have reason to believe okra is of Satan.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What is it with you guys and pie?

We are very careful with our pies.

Why everytime I lay one out on the windowsill to cool some negroid comes by and steals it!

Upset, Sister Thumper

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Urm... Wicca are good. They're good witches, they do magic naturally so why would they eat babies! Also if its their belief they would tell, I mean my mum tells me about her beliefs with pride. I don't see any point in believing something if you aren't going to out right admit the things that you do in order to satiate that belief.

Also, I'm going to have a stupid moment again, what's Okra?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Are you pie's nice. If they are I would steal them off the windowsill, it's your own stupid fault for putting good food where anyone can come along and take it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Are you pie's nice. If they are I would steal them off the windowsill, it's your own stupid fault for putting good food where anyone can come along and take it.

The NERVE!

I've just assigned you 50 infraction points for calling me stupid.

Oh, and for being an admitted theif.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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I haven't stolen, well ok yes I have and why can't I speak the truth when every other man on this site can? I wasn't actually calling you personally stupid, I was merely stating the fact that leaving food where anyone who's a little hungry can grab it is a foolish thing to do.

[OnYourKnees]

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my mum tells me about her beliefs with pride.

Also, I'm going to have a stupid moment again, what's Okra?

Is your mum a Wicker? What belief does she tell you about? I won't even get into the whole "pride" thing.

Okra is a disgusting Southern vegetable which produces slimy goo and leaves a foul taste in your mouth. It's like the vegetable version of a snail. You can read more about it on, say, wikipedia. Oprah Winfrey was named after it, but they spelled her name wrong on the birth certificate.

Sister Thumper is a stern and proper lady. A more sincere apology (perhaps containing an actual apology?) might do more to sway her. That, and complimenting the obvious quality of her pie, as someone stole it.

I bet it was apple. Was it apple, Sister Thumper?

[SONODOG, jr.]

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I have it on good Authority that Wickers, who by the way bake their pies in the nude while playing old vinyl Black Sabbath records backwards, prefer a fifty-fifty mix of saved and unsaved infants in their vile and wholly unholy pie recipes.

One doomed wicker even admitted to me, while reclining on a therapeutic spine-stretching device we sometimes employ in the basement of the True Christian Life Center, that pies prepared without Saved baby flesh are an affront to Satan himself!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Sister Thumper- I'm sorry for offending you in anyway.

My mom's not a Wicca, she worships the moon. Mostly about the moon cycles, gaia and wolves. *shrugs*

[OnYourKnees]

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One doomed wicker even admitted to me, while reclining on a therapeutic spine-stretching device we sometimes employ in the basement of the True Christian Life Center . . .

Considering YOU are Unsaved Trash, Mr. Son of a (female?) Dog, I can only imagine why True Christians™ had you in the basement.

Perhaps you'd do well to learn from the True Christians™ here and actually get Saved™ before laying false claims to Salvation™. Attempting to lead folks astray is taken quite seriously here.

[SONODOG, jr.]

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I only sought to add my own meager efforts to those of your own, sir. Pray forgive the intrusion; I shall merely sit at your learned feet and watch, that I may Grow in Wisdom (and perhaps catch a passing glance of Sister Vera).

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sister Thumper- I'm sorry for offending you in anyway.

Thank you Dear. Apology accepted.

Now the real question. Will you accept JESUS?

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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I'm not keen to believe in your god, or anyone elses god fot that matter.