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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #76
    Re: A question for Wickers

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    And for your information, Rachael Van Heathen was spotted by our own Pastors roasting a baby* over a fire in the woods outside Freehold, while she and the Devil "danced" horizontally**.
    *Suckling pig
    **Halloween costume
    Sheesh!

    do all of you **** bags have a mental defect? where the hell do you get your facts? does your leader tell you or do you pull them out of your ass?
    and this gives me the final thing you are kkk meterial if not fully fledged members
    They're just extreme fundamentalist xtians. In other words, brainwashed and/or dumb.

    But, you'd probably have more success arguing if you didn't brutalize the english language so.....not that they'd listen anyway.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Brother Patience
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2007
      • 18

      #77
      Re: A question for Wickers

      Originally posted by juggalo View Post
      do all of you **** bags have a mental defect? where the hell do you get your facts? does your leader tell you or do you pull them out of your ***?
      and this gives me the final thing you are kkk meterial if not fully fledged members
      egads, man! Get thee a spell-checker, and some English lessons, and then get a KJV1611 bible! It is THE book where we get our facts. And I suggest you watch your mouth. Honestly, I have relatives in the MILITARY who don't swear that much.....

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #78
        Re: A question for Wickers

        Originally posted by Patience View Post
        egads, man! Get thee a spell-checker, and some English lessons, and then get a KJV1611 bible! It is THE book where we get our facts. And I suggest you watch your mouth. Honestly, I have relatives in the MILITARY who don't swear that much.....
        What you are witnessing there, friend, is how satan reacts when True Christians™ rattle him up. This juggalope clown is a 14 year old sodomite who is clearly riddled with demons. Jesus loves it when we poke old satan with a stick. Boy howdy!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #79
          Re: A question for Wickers

          Shocking!

          I have just run across a horrifying Wicker website!

          Here's a sample!

          Baby Kabobs

          Baby Tiramisu

          Disgusting!

          Now, I actually came back to this thread for a new Question for Wickers: Being the bride of Satan, do you get weary of his galavanting about with millions of other men and women, or is it a relief that someone else is receiving his engorged tallywhacker most of the time?

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          • WiccanCouple6
            • Mar 2007
            • 97

            #80
            Re: A question for Wickers

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            It's spelt Wicca and they don't eat babies. At least none I know do. What is it with you guys and pie?

            Thank you as a matter of fact we don't Kill at all we celebrate life, treasure it, Honor it. What it is talking about is Santeria, Something totally different.

            Now we do perform rituals nude after having taken a cleansing bath/shower. We are a fertity religion and firmly believe in cleansing.

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            • WiccanCouple6
              • Mar 2007
              • 97

              #81
              Re: A question for Wickers

              Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
              Sister Thumper- I'm sorry for offending you in anyway.

              My mom's not a Wicca, she worships the moon. Mostly about the moon cycles, gaia and wolves. *shrugs*

              That's part of Wicca dear. We perform certain rituals during different phases of the Moon.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #82
                Re: A question for Wickers

                How is your tolerance for heat?
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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                • WiccanCouple6
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 97

                  #83
                  Re: A question for Wickers

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  How is your tolerance for heat?

                  How is yours? What a maroon.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #84
                    Re: A question for Wickers

                    Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                    How is yours? What a beautiful, Godly woman. Jesus is obviously smiling on you.
                    Mine is fine, but other than too-warm days, I don't have to worry about being burned at stakes or roasting for eternity.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #85
                      Re: A question for Wickers

                      Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                      How is yours? What a maroon.
                      Now now..
                      We may be many things (such as compassionate Christians!) but we are not negro slaves running from our former masters.
                      Nor do are we marooned on a deserted island.
                      From where did you get such a strange idea?
                      My friend, have you ever considered the possibility that you may be possessed by a demon?

                      Main Entry: 1ma·roon
                      Pronunciation: \mə-ˈrün\
                      Function: noun Etymology: probably from French maron, marron feral, fugitive, modification of American Spanish cimarrón wild, savage
                      Date: 1666
                      1capitalized : a fugitive black slave of the West Indies and Guiana in the 17th and 18th centuries; also : a descendant of such a slave
                      2: a person who is marooned
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-05-2007, 04:50 PM.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Star Finder
                        Rock Worshipper
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1092

                        #86
                        Re: A question for Wickers

                        It's spelt Wicca and they do eat babies. At least I know I do. What is wrong with a baby in a pie?


                        ACLU WICCA sounds like a real freak. This new-founded false wicca religion is a bunch of hooey. A real pagan would take the children into slavery and later sell the girls as sex slaves for hairy old men.

                        That's what we do.....
                        Last edited by Star Finder; 03-05-2007, 05:34 PM.
                        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #87
                          Re: A question for Wickers

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          Now now..
                          We may be many things (such as compassionate Christians!) but we are not negro slaves running from our former masters.
                          Nor do are we marooned on a deserted island.
                          From where did you get such a strange idea?
                          My friend, have you ever considered the possibility that you may be possessed by a demon?
                          Maybe she just thinks that Sister Mary's a shade somewhere between purple, brown and dark red? Perhaps Jesus has smitten her with a very specialised form of synaethesia?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #88
                            Re: A question for Wickers

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Maybe she just thinks that Sister Mary's a shade somewhere between purple, brown and dark red? Perhaps Jesus has smitten her with a very specialised form of synaethesia?
                            It is a plausable explanation..
                            But obviously she has severe problems, as evident by other posts.
                            For instance, she reads "Moses" as "Mormon"..
                            Maybe she is not only synesthetic, but also dyslexic?

                            It is obvious however that God must hate her to curse her in such a way.
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-06-2007, 07:01 PM. Reason: missing word added.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • WiccanCouple6
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 97

                              #89
                              Re: A question for Wickers

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Mine is fine, but other than too-warm days, I don't have to worry about being burned at stakes or roasting for eternity.

                              Who burns people at the stakes anymore and why should it matter to me? Wake up it's the 21st century not the 17th. The Salem witch trials ends centuries ago, Live with it already. God said Judge not lest ye be judged.

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                              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1439

                                #90
                                Re: A question for Wickers

                                Originally posted by WiccanCouple6 View Post
                                Who burns people at the stakes anymore and why should it matter to me? Wake up it's the 21st century not the 17th. The Salem witch trials ends centuries ago, Live with it already. God said Judge not lest ye be judged.
                                The last person sentenced for witchcraft was in the 1940's. That was in England. I'll have to research the last one in America.
                                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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