[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

We all know that Wickers like to sacrifice cats to the rocks and trees and dance about naked in the woods under the moon, more than likely fornicating with Satan at every opportunity. However, I do have a three-part question:

Ok, I'll answer this, although I'm a Pagan, NOT a Wiccan. As to all of the above, we've been through this all MANY times before. Until you have a videotape, you have no evidence of that happening, now, do you?

Do Wickers prefer the taste of Christian babies whose souls, being saved, will go to Heaven, or do you people prefer to make pies of unsaved babies, that you may eat their souls, too?

I don't eat babies, witches in general do not eat babies, and wiccans do not eat babies. Well, I eat veal, which is baby cow, but I bet you do as well!
So the whole soul eating question, doesn't apply. WE DO NOT EAT HUMAN BABIES!!!

If you leave your baby pie on the windowsill to cool, will the passerby Negro become a Wicker after he steals and eats it? Or will he just get full?

See the answer to the above question. You cannot steal a pie that doesn't exist. Seeing as the baby eating thing is a horrid lie, it does not apply!
And you're pretty darn racist, still thinking that African Americans steal pies off windowsills. You think white people don't steal pies off windowsills? Ha!

Do you always make babies into pies, or do you perhaps use the George Foreman Baby Rotisserie? (Note, this product is made by a Negro who apparently prefers slow-roasted baby to baby pie.)

See my previous answers.

Umm....those are chickens.

And that Rachael von Hellsmurf, well, I'm sure everyone's seen the videos! They were all over the Internet a few months ago!

I keep telling you people, that was me, my husband, and some of our friends and family on a picnic with a roast suckling pig on the spit. How you thought that was a ritual sacrifice is beyond me! Not to mention the question of WHY did Bobby Joe have a camera set up to spy on us??

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Umm....those are chickens.

Nicely put Rachael.

Not to mention the question of WHY did Bobby Joe have a camera set up to spy on us??

Isn't that illegal?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question for Wickers

I keep telling you people, that was me, my husband, and some of our friends and family on a picnic with a roast suckling pig on the spit. How you thought that was a ritual sacrifice is beyond me! Not to mention the question of WHY did Bobby Joe have a camera set up to spy on us??

Really Von Hellsinger, you’re pretty touchy about accusations of baby eating for someone who claims not to do it. So are we going to get the full press denial from you? Are you going to repeat the lie that cheesy, giant, plastic goat man in the video is just some 3D special effect we edited in Rachael?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: A question for Wickers

Really Von Hellsinger, you’re pretty touchy about accusations of baby eating for someone who claims not to do it. So are we going to get the full press denial from you? Are you going to repeat the lie that cheesy, giant, plastic goat man in the video is just some 3D special effect we edited in Rachael?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much......

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

Nicely put Rachael.

Thankyou

Isn't that illegal?

Not if it's out in the open woods.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

*rolls eyes* Leave her alone, just because she's not ignorant is no reason to get so aggressive. It's times like this I remember why it feels so good to bay at the moon.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Not if it's out in the open woods.

Oh.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

Really Von Hellsinger, you’re pretty touchy about accusations of baby eating for someone who claims not to do it. So are we going to get the full press denial from you? Are you going to repeat the lie that cheesy, giant, plastic goat man in the video is just some 3D special effect we edited in Rachael?

Well you said it, not me! The goat man was a halloween costu....edited in there by you of course. Sheeesh.

And I do not eat babies! Sweet merciful crawdads, you cannot count veal, because then you'd all be in the same boat! And you eat CATS!

Oh.

Actually, these were special circumstances. I didn't know until later that these particular woods were technically part of landover property, so they make the excuse that they need constant surveillance.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Actually, these were special circumstances. I didn't know until later that these particular woods were technically part of landover property, so they make the excuse that they need constant surveillance.

Well that's lame.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

Well that's lame.

Yeah, these people are nuts. They see a squirrel running around and they think that daemons are coming to get them.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Why would daemon's waste their time? Heh that spelling of demon never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

Why would daemon's waste their time?

Very good point, Dameon! They'd have better things to do than waste their time pestering a bunch of christian old farts who are scared of squirrels and who think witches live in gingerbread cottages and lure kids inside to eat them!

Heh that spelling of demon never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

Yeah, I like it.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Who think witches live in gingerbread cottages and lure kids inside to eat them!

Honestly what modern kid would be lured by sweets alone? What about computer games and television, I know they wold have beaten sweets anyday of the week when I was a little kid. Probably because I wasn't allowed to watch cartoons and things like that, or play computer games. All the ones I wanted were sinful. Typical. I have an Xbox 360, a Nintendo Wii and a PS 3 now though. All kept at my grandmother's house (my mom's side of course).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

Damn, you're lucky! I have to annoy my husband into getting me a PS3, lol.

Lol, I'm pretty sure they don't really think we live in gingerbread houses, but they do believe the stereotypical images of the big bad witch who eats babies and dances around covered in blood and all that good stuff.

Not only that, but they believe the Earth is only about 6000 years old. Is that stupid or what? Bwahaha.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Are the other hundreds of millions of years not accounted for in the bible then? =p