[OnYourKnees]

Re: A question for Wickers

Well you said it, not me! The goat man was a halloween costu....edited in there by you of course. Sheeesh.

HA! YOU ADMIT IT! Excellent!

And I do not eat babies! Sweet merciful crawdads, you cannot count veal, because then you'd all be in the same boat! And you eat CATS!

There you go, praying to your heathen Arthropod Gods. No wonder you get so Crabby!

Actually, these were special circumstances. I didn't know until later that these particular woods were technically part of landover property, so they make the excuse that they need constant surveillance.

Well obviously, when you're out there chowing down on your "baby back ribs" with George Foreskin and some goat-man (you husband, SATAN!).

WE eat CATS? No, my dear, YOU eat cats. Petal said so, and we ALL know Petal can't lie.



And while I've not examined everyone else's menu, I know that I don't eat veal, either. The Lamb of God is meat enough for me!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

WE eat CATS? No, my dear, YOU eat cats. Petal said so, and we ALL know Petal can't lie.

Let's call it bending the truth then shall we, or spreading rumours? God forbid we call it lieing though.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A question for Wickers

Are the other hundreds of millions of years not accounted for in the Bible then? =p

You'd best be reading your Bible, MISTER! (And keep your tongue in your mouth unless you're eating an ice cream cone . . . had that lewd gesture been directed at one of our True Christian Sisters you'd likely have earned yourself another infraction. Since it was just van Hellsmurf, we'll let it slide THIS time.)

There were no other hundreds of millions of years! The Bible tells us that God made the earth only about 6000 years ago.

Fossil evidence is only put there by God to trick the faithless into believing the earth is really, really old, so they can believe He doesn't exist, so He can cast them into Hell for everlasting punishment! How else will He get fresh-baked croissants every morning (according to Rachael, anyway)?

Praise GOD! He's a Crafty one!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

You'd best be reading your Bible, MISTER! (And keep your tongue in your mouth unless you're eating an ice cream cone . . . had that lewd gesture been directed at one of our True Christian Sisters you'd likely have earned yourself another infraction. Since it was just van Hellsmurf, we'll let it slide THIS time.)

Well aren't I lucky only Rachael's seen my tongue then. I don't care how old the earth is but where in the bible does it say the exact words: God created the earth 6000 years ago. If it doesn't say that in plain English then how can you believe it? I also have another question, why is slipping my tongue out so bad? It's a nicely toned muscle, it gets a lot of work.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A question for Wickers

Well aren't I lucky only Rachael's seen my tongue then. I don't care how old the earth is but where in the bible does it say the exact words: God created the earth 6000 years ago. If it doesn't say that in plain English then how can you believe it? I also have another question, why is slipping my tongue out so bad? It's a nicely toned muscle, it gets a lot of work.

The exact age of the Earth has been calculated going back to Adam and Eve. I don't have a link handy, but I have no doubt somebody here does. That's why God required the Book of Numbers and some other sections talking about who begat whom. Proof of how old the Earth is.

Sticking out your tongue is a rude and suggestive gesture which would be highly offensive to any true lady, particularly if you put your fingers in V formation in front of your mouth while doing it.

Actually, that would probably remind Van Morningstar there of her "husband" and his twin horns.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

I doubt the ladies here would be overly offended if my tongue headed off in their direction. I mean, at least they wouldn't be having my hell spawn if it were just my tongue getting near them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A question for Wickers

HA! YOU ADMIT IT! Excellent!

I admitted nothing of the sort. What you saw was merely a costume and/or special effects. Just how well can you see without your glasses? Can you see how many fingers I'm holding up? *snicker*

There you go, praying to your heathen Arthropod Gods. No wonder you get so Crabby!

Don't you be saying anything against the CRAWDADS!! Sweet merciful crawdads, in the name of all that is crawdad, by the mother, gradmother and grandpappy and mother of grandpappy of all crawdads, don't speak against the crawdads!

Well obviously, when you're out there chowing down on your "baby back ribs" with George Foreskin and some goat-man (you husband, SATAN!).

Ummm, no, my husband and I, and some friends and family were having a picnic with a suckling pig on the spit. And sorry to disappoint you, my husband isn't Satan. (Though with his temper sometimes...who knows )

WE eat CATS? No, my dear, YOU eat cats. Petal said so, and we ALL know Petal can't lie.

Petal knows I don't eat cats!! She has never said that I eat cats!! And ask her the reason why she doesn't give each of you a kitty for christmas. Because she knows you might EAT THEM!

And while I've not examined everyone else's menu, I know that I don't eat veal, either. The Lamb of God is meat enough for me!

Bah, nothing wrong with veal. Nice and tender, but I do admit it isn't quite as good as the full grown cow.

Well aren't I lucky only Rachael's seen my tongue then. I don't care how old the earth is but where in the bible does it say the exact words: God created the earth 6000 years ago. If it doesn't say that in plain English then how can you believe it? I also have another question, why is slipping my tongue out so bad? It's a nicely toned muscle, it gets a lot of work.

You know why they believe that silliness? Because in genesis it talks about the 'beginning of the world since Adam and Eve' and goes on to say such and such begat such and such, and they lived for this many years etc....and they actually use that to measure the age of the world! Ignoring the fact that the whole Adam and Eve story is ridiculously implausible, full of holes, and oh yeah, let's not forget that there is multiple evidence showing the world to be billions of years old!

As to the tongue thing, I'm not sure why they think that. No doubt something they think is 'dirty'.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Plus they don't measure age the same way we do in the bible. For example you have people who are hundreds of years old according to that but are probably 50 maximum since they wouldn't have been able to live longer than that with such poor hygeine.

It's always fun to pick out the illogical side of religion, and also the hypocrasy. The bible never says one thing and sticks to it. They say love thy neighbour yet you should kick a man for killing your yak or something to that effect. I don't think I'll ever understand religion.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question for Wickers

Petal knows I don't eat cats!! She has never said that I eat cats!! And ask her the reason why she doesn't give each of you a kitty for christmas. Because she knows you might EAT THEM!

Eating a cat is at lot less disgusting than what you wickers and your "kiss of shame" do to them.

That and Lo Hong told me himself the word on his menue is "little tiger". You see, nothing to do with cats.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

*kick a man for killing

*kill, meh bloody computer making my typing go funny.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question for Wickers

Plus they don't measure age the same way we do in the bible. For example you have people who are hundreds of years old according to that but are probably 50 maximum since they wouldn't have been able to live longer than that with such poor hygeine.

It's always fun to pick out the illogical side of religion, and also the hypocrasy. The bible never says one thing and sticks to it. They say love thy neighbour yet you should kick a man for killing your yak or something to that effect. I don't think I'll ever understand religion.

With God, all things are possible. If the Bible says that some folks lived to be hundreds of years old back in the day, then by God they did. Who are you to doubt God's plan?

The Bible is 100% consistent and easy to follow....IF you are saved©. If not, then you cannot possibly grasp even the simplest verses.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Jesus can even save a wad of unsaved scum like you, boy. Better get on your knees and beg.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Ok so basically you just blamed everything on my Father, which means I have nothing to repent because it's my Father's fault. He's a murderer and a lier according to that quote which means I definantly shouldn't believe any of this because he tells me this stuff. Hah, you dug yoursef a hole.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

Eating a cat is at lot less disgusting than what you wickers and your "kiss of shame" do to them.

That and Lo Hong told me himself the word on his menue is "little tiger". You see, nothing to do with cats.

You know tigers are just big cats right? And that menu doesn't have an e on the end.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question for Wickers

Ok so basically you just blamed everything on my Father, which means I have nothing to repent because it's my Father's fault. He's a murderer and a lier according to that quote which means I definantly shouldn't believe any of this because he tells me this stuff. Hah, you dug yoursef a hole.

No son, you are jumping to conclusions again. The demons in your head are strong.

Everything good is thanks to Jesus. Everything bad is because of your corrupt, vile, sinful nature. You don't deserve to live, yet Jesus continues to allow you to live.

This has nothing to do with your daddy, who you seem to be obsessed with. The verse I quoted from the Holy Bible is not about blaming your father, although it seems pretty clear to me that he didn't beat you enough. Is he serving time in prison for the murder you say he committed?

If YOU get on your knees and beg Jesus to take over, with an open heart, and then you hit the Paypal button and start Tithing, you will be Saved™ , guaranteed by God Himself.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: A question for Wickers

I was going by what you were saying, the quote... never mind. I'm not gving my money to anyone, I used to keep any money given to me that was for the church, furthermore I don't beg.