[Rain]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

What a fine, upstanding True Christian female. We are all proud of you. Now run and get me a cold beer, girl.

[see_the_light]

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What a fine, upstanding True Christian female. We are all proud of you. Now run and get me a cold beer, girl.

Yet...

Good pastor does she not have a TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND to kill spiders and witches around the house?

Even admiting that he shotgun is almost a woman's weapon (true men use assalt rifles or RPG's) I do have doubt's about letting those prety but brainless little creatures around anything more dangerous than a kitchen knife.

Talking about kitchens, what was our sister doing out of hers? and dressed as those heathens?!?!

But the poison in the drinks part was nice, reminded them of Deutheronomy 32:33

Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.


That will teach them!

PRAISE THE LORD!

p.s. I'm still wondering about the fund raising for tactical nuke.... tithe time I might sugest?

[OnYourKnees]

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Indeed, Rain, you are a perfect example of what a clever* Christian woman can do in time of need. My only misgiving is that you were forced to do this, rather than baking treats for the True Christian menfolk handling the deeds for you.

Alas, you are a single voice, crying in the wilderness. It is time for you to work to Save suitable males in your town; perhaps one will even choose to marry you!

*Let us remember that while the True Christian woman is not clever compared to the True Christian man, she is still far superior to the Unsaved woman and, in many cases, on a par with the Unsaved man. I believe Dr. Ville mentioned research underway on this very topic to determine whether there is truth to this observation, or if we have merely run across a string of particularly stupid Unsaved men recently.

[Brother Love]

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...PRAISE TO THE LORD!! for He saw fit to watch over me in my duty last night ridding that Godless city of all those heathens!!
I made sure I kept my shotgun nice and safe underneath the hideous disguse I had to wear to get in, but fortunately it was a 'masquerade' gathering or something, so I was able to hide my identity behind a suitable mask.

Unfortunately, the so called 'DJ' was not up for playing with my plan of a few suitably suicidal numbers to get those whining wickers off hanging themselves. (I was hoping some of them might throw themselves off of the second floor onto the dancefloor.) So instead I took the wise words of Brother OnYourKnees, and I slipped as much poison into as many drinks as possible!! They were beginning to drop like flies, until one of those damned gothtards noticed that something was wrong and began to panic.

Within minutes the whole place was panicking as all the wickers began casting Satanic rituals and the gothtards were running around screaming. So I grabbed my shotgun, fired at as many as I could, and then I got the hell out of there!! Luckily I only suffered a few cuts and bruises as I was able to shoot away any of the gothtards that came near me!!

PRAISE TO THE LORD that more of those filthy heathens are now burning in the firey depths of HELL!!

~Rain

Praise the Lord, Rain!! Thank Jesus you are safe and sound. Truly you is a GOOD SOLDIER FOR CHRIST JESUS!! No doubts 'bout that. I can see clearly from what you say that it was the HOLY SPIRIT pulling that trigger on your shotgun for the sake of the LORD ALMIGHTY. Thank God ya got more of those FILTHY HEATHENS and they ARE burning in HELL rit now!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[see_the_light]

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Praise the Lord, Rain!! Thank Jesus you are safe and sound. Truly you is a GOOD SOLDIER FOR CHRIST JESUS!! No doubts 'bout that. I can see clearly from what you say that it was the HOLY SPIRIT pulling that trigger on your shotgun for the sake of the LORD ALMIGHTY. Thank God ya got more of those FILTHY HEATHENS and they ARE burning in HELL rit now!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

MAY THEY BURN TILL THE END OF TIME AND BEYOND!

PRAISE OUR MERCYFUL SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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I cannot help but notice that one of the gothtards (in the top right photo, foreground) has a TAN. As we know, gothtards all think they're vampires, or want to be vampires, so they never go in the sun!

Maybe she's daughter of a vampire?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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http://www.daregothic.co.uk/devilution/250806/30july06%20025.jpg

I actually find that rather attractive. ^

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You would, you filthy demon. Why do you hate Jesus? I'm not even sure those are women!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Any advice on how to suitably go about doing His Work and ridding these little wickers of their little Satan Worshipping rituals?

~Rain

Walk in there with a missionary suit and your bible. Go on, I dare you.

[see_the_light]

Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

Walk in there with a missionary suit and your bible. Go on, I dare you.

Mathew 4:17

Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

Nor will you tempt feeble but faithful woman souls.

Hel -Singer you do try the patiente of even the meekest CHRISTIAN...

Bring your husband to the forum that we mighjt instruct him on dealling with a case like yours....

REPENT AND PRAISE THE LORD!

[devilsrejectsfan20 (Quarantined)]

HAHAHAHAHA

{Blasphemy removed}

goth chicks are hot i should know my girlfriend is goth.

we are into some sick shit...{Vile description of perverted sexual behaviour removed}

now thats hot you ****ing jesus freaks **** YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Edit by Enobarbus: I have left enough of this post for people to see what a foul tool of Satan this creature is.

[ProdigalSon]

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Blasphemer!!! Defiler!!!

Leviticus 24:16

16And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

I trust the noble pastors of Landover Baptist are gathering the stones as I type this.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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{Blasphemy removed}

goth chicks are hot i should know my girlfriend is goth.

we are into some sick shit...{Vile description of perverted sexual behaviour removed}

now thats hot you ****ing jesus freaks **** YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Edit by Enobarbus: I have left enough of this post for people to see what a foul tool of Satan this creature is.

I would have liked to read the whole of that post.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HAHAHAHAHA

I would have liked to read the whole of that post.

I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.