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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #1

    Chainsaw-wielding nun terrorizes Irma Survivors

    News is reaching me of a deranged Catholic nun who is stalking Miami-Dade. First reports suggest she is hacking victims to death, laughing wildly, and screaming "Hail Mary" (The Catholic equivalent of "Allah Akbar!")

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    If you have any information, this should be given to the police. Do not attempt to approach the woman yourself.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Romeo Rovagnati
    Jesuit Insurgency Operative
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2016
    • 707

    #2
    Re: Chainsaw-wielding nun terrorizes Irma Survivors

    According to the news (wich you schismatic protestant didn't bothered to pay attention) she was just a normale nun who was helping cleaning the disaster.

    Also, there is no "Hail Mary". If we had a Christian equivalent of "Allah Akbar" that would be "Deus Vult".

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22889

      #3
      Re: Chainsaw-wielding nun terrorizes Irma Survivors

      Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
      According to the news (wich you schismatic protestant didn't bothered to pay attention) she was just a normale nun who was helping cleaning the disaster.
      Is "cleaning up" a euphemism for "ethnic cleansing" - You catlicks are masters of the deceptive word.

      Also, there is no "Hail Mary".
      Tell that to a catlick. Hail Marys, genuflecting and worshiping idols is the basis of catholicism.
      If we had a Christian equivalent of "Allah Akbar" that would be "Deus Vult".
      I am happy with my translation, and would add the famous catlick quote "Kill them all - God will know His Own"* which, when it was said to the soldiers, they all shouted "Hail Mary!"

      If you do not mind, I will await confirmation of the report from a trusted and trustworthy source.


      *"Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." was spoken by Papal legate and Cistercian abbot Arnaud Amalric prior to the massacre at Béziers, the first major military action of the Albigensian Crusade. A direct translation of the Latin phrase would be ""Kill them all - God will know His Own"
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Chainsaw-wielding nun terrorizes Irma Survivors

        The cathylicks are just as terror prone as the mooselimbs - especially when it comes to the Jesuits. It's no wonder that those nun's "habits" look suspiciously like the burka, and what a better way than to conceal chain saws.

        Jesuit Extreme Oath of Induction

        The following is the Jesuit Extreme Oath of Induction given to high ranking Jesuits only. This oath is taken from the book Subterranean Rome by Carlos Didier, translated from the French, and published in New York in 1843.

        . . . .

        I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants' heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity, or authority of the person or persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agent of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith, of the Society of Jesus.

        . . . .

        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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