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  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #1

    Allah Speaks Personally To Mudslimes?

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    When I read this article I wondered if Allah spoke to Mudslimes? This man had clearly just had an important conversation with Allah. I think this proves that Mudslimes aren't crazy!
    Wacky Mudslime

    Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog

    A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.
    Thats odd! Walking your dog nude just after dark. What reason could he possibly have for this?

    The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,"
    Ah that explains it! I think we all knew that mudslimes were crazy, and this just proves it.

    McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.
    Figures...

    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Allah Speaks Personally To Mudslimes?

    Now I've heard it all! So his "Allah" was speaking to him? He never explained how watching a Bruce Willis movie should lead to public nudity, and I don't think I want to know. What will these crazy towel heads come up with next? Maybe his "Allah" will tell him to dress like an American now that he lives here.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Allah Speaks Personally To Mudslimes?

      The mudslimes have something like 99 names for their "god", Allah is just one of them. I think there has been a bit too much opium smoked.

      YIC


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22882

        #4
        Re: Allah Speaks Personally To Mudslimes?

        I bet there's something in the Koran to show it's OK.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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