Don't Join Life.Church

**Ezekiel Bathfire** · 10-10-2019, 11:31 PM

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The internet is an infestations of demons, corruption and abomination! It has led our youth astray with temptations of "Fortnite", loud music, frankly ungodly movies and videos. Where are wholesome programs like "The Waltons"? They were never on the internet - and look where we are now! Knee deep in transgenders!

If you have not the faith to get off your fanny and get yourself down to a real Church, then you and your soul both are going down the slippery slope fast.

How can a Pastor advise someone whose face he cannot see? Even Jesus did not claim to be able to do this! He sees everything and everyone all the time.

Mark my words, the forces of evil (atheists, catlix, lieberals, etc.) will be lining up to create false accounts and spread seductive lies on the forum that will accompany the "social club" to lead those truly seeking Christ down the path to damnation!

**Isabella White** · 10-10-2019, 11:47 PM

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Oh, how I am so glad that you have posted about this, Brothers Mayor Hold and Bathfire. It is all just another sign of the last days in which we live, as we await the imminent, glorious return of the

, to take us,

servants to live with

for eternity, in our glorious mansions in the sky.

II Timothy 3: 1 - 5, 13:
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

These new "churches" are but a trick of the rascally, old devil -- that sinister serpent: Satan himself. Just as Eve fell to his temptation in the garden, so shall the devil impersonate the Spirit of the Living

, and draw people unto false prophets in fake churches. The younger generation, especially, is to be warned!

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

We must be ever vigilant, and faithful to the One who has so graciously saved us in these, the difficult, perilous times in which we live.

Blessings to you,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

**WilliamJenningsBryan** · 10-11-2019, 06:10 AM

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So what we have here is social media "Cloud Jesus" - just click that "Love" button on Jesus and sign up to be a "Friend" of Jesus and get those latest "tweets" from the Bible on Twitter.

You'd think by now the cathlyicks would be all over this - you can now buy "holy water" on-line, why not a "Baptism Kit" that comes with holy water and a plastic disposable bowl. Hell, why not "holy water" refills for those fonts at your front door - sign up for automatic monthly shipments.

Just check off your sins with that on-line form and click "Submit" - no need for a priest. Your "app" will dispense your penance and roll around those "virtual" beads in a window. Then Amazon Prime will ship you fresh wafers on Sunday morning - and you still have time for some rounds of golf. Don't forget to order in a suppy of scratch and sniff incense for those occasional "high masses".

I'm now fearful of what kinds of ads I'll be seeing as a result of clicking on that link, but I also fear what Jesus is going to be doing with these con artists.

**MitzaLizalor** · 10-11-2019, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

This is a so called "church" that exists mostly on the internet.

Yes, I did click on that link. The first thing I saw was what looked like a motorcycle gang. Not very Biblical I thought I Thessalonians 5:22 then noticed one or two other pages including an employment opportunity page, which I checked out. Quite soon I arrived at this statement:

Individuals seeking employment are considered without regards to race, color, religion, national origin, age, sex, marital status, ancestry, physical or mental disability, or veteran status.

Now this was in the application for a WORSHIP PASTOR. I kid you not. Considered without regards to religion? Seriously? That means ayahuasca cannibals would be considered? That's what it says. How about full-on idolators, temple prostitutes, hashish orgies and rat worship notwithstanding? Come on down! I don't need to go on.

They spell out the type of person they're looking for, with particular emphasis on the LEADERSHIP aspect. Obviously if they've ever read a Bible they think it's a sort of joke handbook for new-age comedians to quote from. Only one sex is permitted a Pastoral function and for senior appointments Titus 1:5-6 that is additionally restricted to married men.

There are many things God has not limited, how many horses one may own for example or whether insects make suitable pets, but these requirements for Pastors are explicit. Similarly for deformed persons. God does not want them approaching Him in a leadership capacity but obviously prayers for them to be healed are answered in which case they could then be considered, if they qualified on the other criteria.

This is not me coming up with advice or some wacko idea of my own, it's simply what's in the Bible. I'm always happy to post Scripture which is always self-explanatory. No ayahuasca required.

**Johny Joe Hold** · 10-11-2019, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

Yes, I did click on that link.

Now this was in the application for a WORSHIP PASTOR. I kid you not. Considered without regards to religion? Seriously? That means ayahuasca cannibals would be considered? That's what it says. How about full-on idolators, temple prostitutes, hashish orgies and rat worship notwithstanding? Come on down! I don't need to go on.

Next we're going to see a big advertisement, "Join our Christian Life.Church. We have the only all trans ministerial staff in the world."

God will not be mocked.

**Isabella White** · 10-11-2019, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

Next we're going to see a big advertisement, "Join our Christian Life.Church. We have the only all trans ministerial staff in the world."

God will not be mocked.

You are so right, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Why, that "trans" ministry is already underway and it's only to get much worse. Perhaps you've heard of that disgusting tranny preacher, Sister Paula. "She" goes around to various "churches" and preaches this "Jesus loves everybody and everybody gets to go to heaven" nonsense. Clearly, she has never thought that the concept of repentance from sin applies to her and her followers.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, if those horrid homersexualists continue their demands to re-make the social and Godly fabric of our blessed nation.

Here is a video clip of that "preacher". If you're about to have lunch, or if you've just had lunch, you might like to delay watching this -- or just not watch it at all. And if you're taking any blood pressure medication, this might just test its effectiveness.

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Mayor Hold,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

**MitzaLizalor** · 10-12-2019, 01:49 AM

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if

"Jesus loves everybody and everybody gets to go to heaven"

then
why not just worship rats, do hashish orgies, work as a temple prostitute and sacrifice babies to the ayahuasca cannibal?

You can see how far I got through that video clip. Because where does The Bible fit into all this? It's the only record we have of Jesus, the only account of His words, so if someone makes up a special magic Jesus who rejects the laws endorsed in the New Testament and who "loves everybody" so that everyone "gets to go to heaven" what source are they using to decide that?

Plenty of people reject Christ so why not say Huitzilopochtli loves everyone. or maybe the moon loves everyone. but that seems a pretty rotten sort of love if you have to grovel on the floor and run around doing murder so maybe Saturn loves everyone. comes with better options. The Saturnalia to look forward to every year and maybe a mini-saturn-orgy every Saturday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPDP_SStlmw
..WARNING – for information purposes only..................

Biblical standards are described BY GOD because they are NOT standards we could come up with for ourselves. As soon as Adam and Eve had eaten of the tree, whereof God commanded them that they should not eat, the perfect living blood of Christ—born as a baby to grow and be tortured to death for us—became necessary. Christians accept this because God has told us. Moon worshippers, ayahuasca cannibals and rat aficionados do not. In some cases they deny Christ outright.

Whatever this Paula character thinks up (even if he can find some words in The Bible seeming to support his crackpotitude) if it contradicts God it is wrong. Simple as that. After all, by reading The Bible selectively one may decide There Is No God. It's in there. Here's the page:

But that's not ALL it says. There's MORE and by reading passages in context we see what The Bible really teaches. Then we can be certain.

Otherwise you'd end up in la-la land, examples of which abound in this thread.

Don't Join Life.Church

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