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  • Oxycon
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 27

    #1

    Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

    Yep, I said it and you all know it.

    The "Bible" is merely a spin off of the Tanakh, the Jewish "Bible".

    Did you eve wonder why the Old Testament focuses so heavily on the Jews? Because the Old Testament IS the Tanakh.


    Jesus himself was a Jew, did you all forget that too? He was the KING OF THE JEWS.


    He wasn't the KING OF THE CHRISTIANS now was he? No, he never made that religion. Jesus was solely a Jew, who merely saw something different because he thought he was the "son of God". He was killed because of this.


    Dead Sea Scrolls? I don't see a modern version of that being circulated around the globe. I'm pretty sure it never existed.


    Jesus was Jewish, and you all believe in a Jew. That actually makes you all Jewish because of that.
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

    Except for the fact that those whiny Joos - who lost their faith about every time Moses went for a weewee - killed Him.

    And of course He was NOT a Jew. He is God!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #3
      Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

      Jesus wasnt Jewish - He was a Galilean. Hebrews, 'Jews' or more accurately 'Judeans' were a separate nation .
      The mocking sign placed upon His cross was as much an attempt at insulting the Judeans as it was at denigrating our Galilean Lord.
      But you already knew that , didnt you?
      Noone here has ever 'wondered why' the Old testament focusses on the nation of Israel except you.
      Do you have anything 'revelationary' to present us here? Or are you merely here to troll a Christian forum?
      We receive visits from trolls such as yourself practically hourly, and never has a troll managed to 'reveal' something about the Bible we didnt already know ourselves.
      If you want to try, please be prepared to be wrong . I invite you to read what we have here on these forums and accept the Christ Jesus as your Lord and saviour. I also invite you to donate an amount of money to assist in the operation of this forum - bandwidth isnt free.
      Yours in Christ
      Brother Guy
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Oxycon
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 27

        #4
        Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

        Originally posted by Brother Guy
        Jesus wasnt Jewish - He was a Galilean. Hebrews, 'Jews' or more accurately 'Judeans' were a separate nation .
        The mocking sign placed upon His cross was as much an attempt at insulting the Judeans as it was at denigrating our Galilean Lord.
        But you already knew that , didnt you?
        Noone here has ever 'wondered why' the Old testament focusses on the nation of Israel except you.
        Do you have anything 'revelationary' to present us here? Or are you merely here to troll a Christian forum?
        We receive visits from trolls such as yourself practically hourly, and never has a troll managed to 'reveal' something about the Bible we didnt already know ourselves.
        If you want to try, please be prepared to be wrong . I invite you to read what we have here on these forums and accept the Christ Jesus as your Lord and saviour. I also invite you to donate an amount of money to assist in the operation of this forum - bandwidth isnt free.
        Yours in Christ
        Brother Guy
        You shouldn't double post, which is really damn hard to do when you need to wait 180 seconds between posts.

        Considering I am forced to read the Bible at school, I know pretty much what I am talking about myself.

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #5
          Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

          Originally posted by Oxycon View Post
          You shouldn't double post, which is really damn hard to do when you need to wait 180 seconds between posts.

          Considering I am forced to read the Bible at school, I know pretty much what I am talking about myself.

          People still read 'stop' signs, but fail to obey them.
          People can read instructions yet fail to understand them.
          Reading your Bible means nothing unless you understand and OBEY IT.
          Do they teach you sentence structure or Grammar at your school? Your last sentence is atrocious. Do you by any chance attend a 'special' school for handicaps and retardeds?
          Jesus hates the retarded.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Oxycon
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

            Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
            People still read 'stop' signs, but fail to obey them.
            People can read instructions yet fail to understand them.
            Reading your Bible means nothing unless you understand and OBEY IT.
            Do they teach you sentence structure or Grammar at your school? Your last sentence is atrocious. Do you by any chance attend a 'special' school for handicaps and retardeds?
            Jesus hates the retarded.
            No, isn't the point of the Bible to believe in Jesus, not follow it to the very last word?

            I think you have your priorities set pretty whack.

            And, yep. You just fed me more bait for vBulletin.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22833

              #7
              Re: Chrisianity - The Spin Off of the Jewish Faith

              Originally posted by Oxycon View Post
              No, isn't the point of the Bible to believe in Jesus, not follow it to the very last word?
              You’re a conceited sort of character aren’t you? Yet you have no reason to be smug at all. You will not be amongst the meek who inherit the Earth.

              Look at what you have written – how can this be done? How can you believe in Jesus yet not follow His every word?

              Do you think that during His regrettably short stay on Earth, He did not pack each living moment with Holy Wisdom and Advice? And there are you, who knows so much better! There are you who say that mankind can ignore as much as he wants because, according to you, he will still reach heaven.


              M'r:7:20: And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
              M'r:7:21: For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
              M'r:7:22: Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
              M'r:7:23: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

              Pride. That’s your problem – address it.
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