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  • Hecate
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 12

    #16
    Re: Sort of offending...

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    So in other words, neither of you can answer my question. Huge surprise there.
    I did... use you "god" given brain -.- I thought that was clear enough...

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    • bullpuckey
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      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2008
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Sort of offending...

      Thought the other guy made it pretty apparent.

      Use your mind man, or has dependency on the bible altered your thought process?
      We do not allow God mocking comments to be posted here. --Admin

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #18
        Re: Sort of offending...

        Originally posted by bullpuckey View Post
        Thought the other guy made it pretty apparent.

        Use your mind man, or has dependency on the bible altered your thought process?
        Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.

        I don't believe you're wickers anyway, you know nothing about the superstitious rubbish that comprises wickerism.

        As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.

        The Bible is filled with common sense - you show me something in it that isn't!
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        • MagicUser
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 2

          #19
          Re: Sort of offending...

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.

          I don't believe you're wickers anyway, you know nothing about the superstitious rubbish that comprises wickerism.

          As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.

          The Bible is filled with common sense - you show me something in it that isn't!
          OK,

          (Christ-mocking image deleted)

          Thank you and have a nice day
          Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-27-2008, 07:12 PM. Reason: deleted blasphemous image

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          • slant wannabe
            Unsaved Trash
            • Sep 2008
            • 12

            #20
            Re: Sort of offending...

            The Bible wasn't written by God directly, it was written by people influenced by Him. What if they got something wrong?

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #21
              Re: Sort of offending...

              Originally posted by MagicUser View Post
              OK,



              Thank you and have a nice day
              How clever you can cut and paste. But will it save your soul?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Puke-a-chew
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                • Sep 2008
                • 28

                #22
                Re: Sort of offending...

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                How clever you can cut and paste. But will it save your soul?
                Don't make me Dban you.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #23
                  Re: Sort of offending...

                  Originally posted by Puke-a-chew View Post
                  Don't make me Dban you.
                  We're all so scared.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • bullpuckey
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 7

                    #24
                    Re: Sort of offending...

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.
                    Firstly, the book was written in 1950, yes, but it isn't a book that tells you exactly how to live your life though; it basically is a book full of directions on how to preform rituals, wiccan symbolism, and other things involving the religion. It is not a book full of false stories. Praise the Earth for bringing forth fruits? Yea...or maybe just basing the religion on the beauty of the Earth and it's nature. Again, show proof your God created the Earth, PLEASE. Thanks. Science disproves basically all of the creation stories within your book, just look at evolution - it makes sense - unless you believe that we are all inbred mutants considering that according to your book we all came from two people. Oh, and as for stabbing babies...hahaha, aren't you people the ones that starve them because they can't say "amen" before they even learn to speak? Right...I see more violence on this site than I've ever seen in my experience as a Wiccan.

                    I don't believe you're wickers anyway, you know nothing about the superstitious rubbish that comprises wickerism.
                    ok.

                    As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.
                    There's a difference between living your life with free will and spirit, then being a prisoner to one. Just because I refuse to read your fictional book and I refuse to live as a prisoner of your religion doesn't make me illiterate.

                    The Bible is filled with common sense - you show me something in it that isn't!
                    Common sense it something that a person has, not something that you can find in a book. It's the difference between if a person gets bitten by a snake, or just walks away unharmed. I'd expect you to know that as an educated, holier than thou, Christian.
                    We do not allow God mocking comments to be posted here. --Admin

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                    • bullpuckey
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                      • Sep 2008
                      • 7

                      #25
                      Re: Sort of offending...

                      O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

                      Psalm 137:8-9


                      Who's the baby killers now???
                      Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 09-28-2008, 02:28 AM. Reason: Corrected to KJV text
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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #26
                        Re: Sort of offending...

                        Originally posted by bullpuckey View Post
                        O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

                        Psalm 137:8-9


                        Who's the baby killers now???
                        The Babylonians, obviously.

                        In this passage, David, the Psalmist, was expressing a desire for revenge against the Babylonians, because the Babylonians had killed Israelite children.

                        Please use the King James Version for all your Bible quotes from now on. Thank you.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
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