A thought for all you Catholics out there.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

We Christians know that our children are our future and that we must look after them.

How many of you Catlix would put your kids in a pit of rattlers on the basis of "not every rattler bites people"? Or "I saw a rattler once, and it didn't bite me!"? Why would you follow a cult in which the serpent rules?

If you're a Christian rather than a Catlick, you know what Jesus said: Mark:16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

• Clearly, Catlick kiddy-fiddlers do a lot of harm to Catlick kids
• Kiddy-fiddlers cannot harm Christians
• Catlicks are not Christians.

It's never too late to have Jesus come into your life. If not for you, then for the sake of your children, repent, join Landover, and repent again*

*This is a technicality, as God does not listen to sinners, so you have to do it again when you are no longer a sinner.

[handmaiden]

Re: A thought for all you Catholics out there.

Brother Bathfire, thank you for your courageous post.

Everyone knows that only the Catholic Church has a problem with pedophiles. . . Well, I have heard a few rumors about Jehovah's Witnesses, but they don't believe that Jesus is actually God, so they barely count as a church.


The point is that True Christian(tm) congregations never have to worry about these ugly accusations. We follow the Bible perfectly, and therefore we are perfect.