[Brother_Percy]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

Yes there is evil but vampires? Really? Do you people honestly believe in vampires? I've read some crazy things here but that would be about the worst!

Son, VAMPIRES EXIST, just as WEREWOLVES, demons, witches and most other Satanic creatures do. Because Satan is building his Satanic army, getting ready for Judgement Day. You perhaps also missed my last thread on GNOMES, which are VERY real too.

There are many Satanic Creatures around us, all doing the devil's bidding. Many of them disguised as 'normal folks' like you or I... actually, strike that... Normal folks like ME, because you're obviously some sort of weirdo freak!

[RealNutjob666XD]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

i know that this is an old post, well a really old post but i thought that some one may like to hear something from a real vampire.
1. i am not a Satanists and i do not believe in the devil at all, i also do not believe in just one god. now i know that everyone here is already hateing me but really, get over it.
2. at the top of this thread you have "False Religions and Cults; Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!" i laughed when i saw this. the Christian religion is a branch of of the Catholic religion and the Catholic religion is a branch off the Jewish religion (may i point out also, making fun of the Jews is really making fun of the one you "love", Jesus for he was a Jew himself, he was raised a Jew and died a Catholic, did you all not know that :/ ). plus all that are listed other then Wicca is a branch of of the faith that you believe in. even Satanist or Satan worshipping. when will you people learn. plus vampires do not have a set religion, we all believe in different things including your religion.
3. i was glad to see that your first paragraph was right but the second is so wrong that is made me laugh. you should really research more before you make crap up. Real Vampire are human too, we just have a few mutated cells which gives us characteristic of vampires, such as paleness, heighten senses, and the need for blood (and we just drink Christians blood, we mainly drink animal blood if we do not have a donor. we do not prey on Christians!)
4. i'm sure that you all have indulge in all sorts of sexual depravity in your life time, and if you have not then you have indulge in other such "evil" things. plus, if you have not had sex, how are you to continue your little army of Christians. >: ) you do need to reproduce don't you, other wise you would all die off.
5. and i'm sure that i am not the most evil thing in this thread or website since some of the comments that i've read on here are very rude and just plain evil themselves, and i'm amazed that it only comes from the people of your little evil church. how sad

and last but not lest, Angelina Jolie is not a vampire but a very gifted actress that is very beautiful and likes things that a little different. plus many teens and young adults like vampires, (who wouldn't, we are amazing! ) and its is normal in a way to do so, because the main reason that people like the fake vampires is because they are immortal and everyone is scared to die.

oh and i'm sure if i were to shot you with a silver bullet, you would die would you not and the same with the stake, and i'm sure with a lot more things. mortal is what we are and you are too, i'm sure there is something in your book that you praise that says something that is close to that.

and to end this all, the thing with brad is, he's in the light all the time and so is Angelina, and for what we know, to stay in the light you must do things to shock people. many people's relationships do not last, so they move on. this shocks many so they get interested again and i'm sure that she did not bite him and change him, that is not how it works.

ps. wiki does not know bullshit, people can and do write whatever they feel like on there and most information off there is for people like you who don't know how to research and are looking for a cheap way out. and the research you did do was crap too, the lady who wrote it writes blogs that are based on things that just come to mind. blogs and wiki are reliable research areas.

thank you for your time, and i hope i blew your minds you twits!!!! and the 666 thing is to bug you all XD wahahahhahaaa learn to research or i'll do this more often >: )

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

*** attention-whoring ***

Hi there! Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. The simple rules are quite easy to follow, right there at the top of the page (once you get there!).

We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

i hope i blew your minds you twits!

Not really, I have seen worse. I am wasting my time here, but as Jesus demands it I will of course comply.

GO READ THE BIBLE !!!

All this masturbating over Angelina Jolie will bring you nowhere. And she is lesbian anyway.

[RealNutjob666XD]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

i am not a homosexual and just so you know i am a female
what i meant by "i hope it blow your minds you twits" is, i hope i showed you something that you all thought was wrong to be right or different. that was all i wanted to say.
and please understand that i am reading the bible in my own time and i am also studying many other religions. plus i have found many faults in all of the religions, even yours.

and may i add, i do not masturbate as it is point less.

thank you and may you follow the right path soon.
i do not mean to upset anyone and i will be introducing myself soon.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

666XD: is this your bra size?

YBIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

i am not a homosexual and just so you know i am a female
what i meant by "i hope it blow your minds you twits" is, i hope i showed you something that you all thought was wrong to be right or different. that was all i wanted to say.
and please understand that i am reading the bible in my own time and i am also studying many other religions. plus i have found many faults in all of the religions, even yours.

and may i add, i do not masturbate as it is point less.

thank you and may you follow the right path soon.
i do not mean to upset anyone and i will be introducing myself soon.

Research shows that when some one lies about being a real monster they also lie about their gender.

I would stake my impressive credentials on this guy being a a truck driver or a lumberjack, for example. I beleive the gaywise vernacular is a 'bear'. No doubt the long days and nights away from civilisation have caused him to self generate a so called transitional world that is so internally inconsistent that the only theme with any degree of object permenence is the forged identity of a lonely young woman pretending to be a vampire.

No doubt this bumbling oafs feminine alter ego names himself one of the 'lonely ones' or a 'hollow one'.

This kind of disociation is common in big men who were never shown Christian disciple as child. They have urges that can only be expressed by taking on the role of a lonely, often fat (no one knows why this is), angst ridden young women who have poor social skills (again, no one knows why this persona is selected) who pretend to be a vampire when he thinks he can get away with it.

The treatment for this is always the same: a public admission to the congregation in church of all the filthy sins the chap believes he has perpetrated in his imaginary world as an attention starved, fat, socially awkward young woman with a secondary imaginary life as a confident, sexually alluring 'creature of darkness'.

Studies indicate that 60% of the time this approach works every time.

YIC

[lukasekman]

Re: IS ANGELINA JOLIE A VAMPIRE ???

Nice finding there, Brother.

Angelina Jolie is also an autist/atheist:

http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/Angelina_Jolie

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt66455.html

As Cranky Old Man nicely explained, autism and atheism is the same flaw.

What if Jolie was co-infected by the autism virus and a vampire pathogen, and acted like a mixing vessel, which brought birth to the Jolie virus. Although one of my business partners lost four employees in a Jolie outbreak a few years ago, I'm not very scared by the demon, because Jesus will protect me.