[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The EMO Cure!

For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time

Thank you Sister. You may have helped find the final solution to the goth problem!

[Talitha]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

For a modest fee, one of our Pastors will come and help.
You could get Baptized, drowned and Saved all at the same time

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

So you are a total failure then?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The EMO Cure!

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

Under a running faucet or the bathtub ?

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.

You're going to Hell, JennyD. And pastor pistle, I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

[JennyD]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

Don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive their error.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

What'd you try to do.....OD on ice cream? Are there any tall bridges near you?

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I've tried to kill myself, but my parents stopped me.

[Nobar King]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I'll be holding my breath.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: The EMO Cure!

screw being an emo christian i am a emo wiccan and i haven't killed myself yet.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The EMO Cure!

So is it or is it not a sin to be emo? What about dressing like an emo or listening to their music?

How about cracking open a Bible for once? Try it and look up "strange apparel".

[Nobar King]

Re: The EMO Cure!

This should work fine. It comes pre-marked with your unholy intentions:

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

So is it or is it not a sin to be emo? What about dressing like an emo or listening to their music?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The EMO Cure!

The True Emo Christians would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

I don't know what that comment is supposed to mean, but I find it offensive. If you are here to mock Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice on the cross at Calvary, then you'd better read THIS thread first.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: The EMO Cure!

The True Emo Christians

There's no such thing.

would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

(1) Suicide is a mortal sin and will get you damned to Hell for eternity.

(2) The term is crucifixion. You're not American are you?