The EMO Cure!

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: The EMO Cure!

The True Emo Christians would kill themselves in a True Christian method like self crucification.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I think the razor-blade companies should make their blades sharper. Market them as 'Emo Blades'.... that way most of these freaks would get it right first time. Glory!

The Lord knows that with specially made blades marketed specifically to emo kids, they'd make a killing in a only a few days. Literally!

[Fallen Myface]

Re: The EMO Cure!

The cure for Emo is Caramelldansen, people! It's cute, it makes people smile and it picks you up when you're down. CARAMELLDANSEN!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I think the razor-blade companies should make their blades sharper. Market them as 'Emo Blades'.... that way most of these freaks would get it right first time. Glory!

[Jean Poole]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Getting electrified for Jesus!

[Glendora Christianson]

Only the Lord knows why we haven't discovered this cure for Emoism sooner!

1. Cut off the electrical cord from an old toaster, lamp, or other gizmo.

2. Separate the two wires and strip off a few inches of insulation.

3. Tape one wire to your Left wrist and one to your Right wrist.

4. Plug it in!

PS Remember to write your pathetic, self absorbed suicide note!
PS PS Be kind and put some plastic on the floor to contain your mess!