[Lcole91]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Only the Lord knows why we haven't discovered this cure for Emoism sooner!

1. Cut off the electrical cord from an old toaster, lamp, or other gizmo.

2. Separate the two wires and strip off a few inches of insulation.

3. Tape one wire to your Left wrist and one to your Right wrist.

4. Plug it in!

PS Remember to write your pathetic, self absorbed suicide note!
PS PS Be kind and put some plastic on the floor to contain your mess!

That is murder and that is a sin read the commandments !!! so much sickness in this thread

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Emos achieve profound sexual release while being tortured; it's not a pretty sight, trust me.

If you really want to torment an emo or goth into submission so that you can preach the Living Word™ to them, then refuse to funnel molten wax into their expectant anuses. That'll get their attention.

You have a good point. Perhaps a better solution is to ridicule them so that they will not receive the arousal that they crave and make them more depressed to the point where they repent and follow Christ to salvation.

Mark 16:15 "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Emos tend to be spoiled teens who complain about everything, but never offer solutions for anything, usually to attract sympathy through self-pity. They need to be tied to chairs and tortured physically and emotionally to understand true pain.

Emos achieve profound sexual release while being tortured; it's not a pretty sight, trust me.

If you really want to torment an emo or goth into submission so that you can preach the Living Word™ to them, then refuse to funnel molten wax into their expectant anuses. That'll get their attention.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The EMO Cure!

My dear, you need to understand that pain is not the objective during the Biblically Approved™ punishment procedures. Rather, pain is the means to achieve the objective of eternal Salvation.

Indeed, Sister. Very true. It brings me no real pleasure to march my children out to the Giving Tree for them to break off a switch. It gives me no pleasure to march them to their father to take responsibility for their sin. It gives me no pleasure to deny them the soothing balm or supportive word that would lend relief to their welts and comfort to their souls. It gives me no pleasure to watch them as they stand in humiliation, confessing their sins to their father and the pastor, in detail, how they may have felt, who else they can implicate, or how private the act. It gives me no pleasure to see their little eyes gloss over like dolls' eyes when their father comes home, knowing he will not tolerate misbehavior. It gives me no pleasure to my flesh, but my spirit rejoices, for each strike they receive against flesh and spirit is one more lesson they've learned about obedience and servitude. This alone is what the LORD requires of them. This is what it means to accept Christ Jesus as LORD.

Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter:
Fear God, and keep his commandments:
for this is the whole duty of man.
Ecclesiastes 12:13

Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words:
and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
John 14:23

But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 10:33

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: The EMO Cure!

My dear, you need to understand that pain is not the objective during the Biblically Approved™ punishment procedures. Rather, pain is the means to achieve the objective of eternal Salvation.

A loving father beats his children every evening:

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

The beating may seem harsh, but the objective justifies the means:

Hebrews 12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Dumb children can be made into smart ones just by beating:

Proverbs 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Therefore, it is an obligation of a parent to train up a child:

Proverbs 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Hence, the emo kids should be beaten not to make them feel pain, just to beat the emo stupidity out of them.

True, but I feel as though they need to stop complaining about suffering when they have barely felt any. They are worse thst children havinh tantrums.

[Basilissa]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Emos tend to be spoiled teens who complain about everything, but never offer solutions for anything, usually to attract sympathy through self-pity. They need to be tied to chairs and tortured physically and emotionally to understand true pain.

My dear, you need to understand that pain is not the objective during the Biblically Approved™ punishment procedures. Rather, pain is the means to achieve the objective of eternal Salvation.

A loving father beats his children every evening:

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

The beating may seem harsh, but the objective justifies the means:

Hebrews 12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Dumb children can be made into smart ones just by beating:

Proverbs 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Therefore, it is an obligation of a parent to train up a child:

Proverbs 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Hence, the emo kids should be beaten not to make them feel pain, just to beat the emo stupidity out of them.

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Emos tend to be spoiled teens who complain about everything, but never offer solutions for anything, usually to attract sympathy through self-pity. They need to be tied to chairs and tortured physically and emotionally to understand true pain.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The EMO Cure!

Behold the Atheist and the persecution of Christians!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

Despite your being rejected by Christ, I will pray fro you (although some might see it as a futile gesture.)

[Des]

Re: The EMO Cure!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

Look pumpkin, we have observed that Emu's are too stupid to cut themselves enough to produce a mortal wound. Being more intelligent than your kind, we kindly made this particular thread in order to teach you how to do the job right. You should be thanking us.

[CiaLoy]

Re: The EMO Cure!

What the actual piffle is wrong with you? I swear you people are the stupidest mofos I've ever met. You know, you guys are damn pathetic. You don't know anything!!! You people need a damn mental institution. Whoever made this forum really needs one. God, you are the definition of creep. I hope Stephen King puts you in one of his books making you die.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: The EMO Cure!

well if it ain't sweet Susie-Sue posting all hungover again..... it's a beautiful thing honeybun, cuz I'm well hung and all over you.

Vinnie ain't never gonna judge you, my lil souse.

[JennyD]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?

Exactly. You failed to accomplish your goal of drowning yourself.

Perhaps as Sister BTB has suggested, you should have a Pastor help!

[SUV]

Re: The EMO Cure!

I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The EMO Cure!

[...]I tried to drown myself, thank you very much!

Look, I hate to see a life wasted. How about we insure your life for $Million with Landover as benefactors? Please supply a full medical history and a date by which we might see a return; our joo accountants will do the rest.

[potophan]

Re: The EMO Cure!

So you are a total failure then?

I do believe that I have already told you that my parents stopped me. Read the thread before posting why don't you?