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  • #61
    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

    Haha there are also a small number of foxholes and the ones we have are usually filled with bodies. I guess I'm just waiting for something. I dont know what it is, but im still waiting for it.

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    • #62
      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

      Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
      Haha there are also a small number of foxholes and the ones we have are usually filled with bodies. I guess I'm just waiting for something. I dont know what it is, but im still waiting for it.
      You found your way here while doing God's work in the War on Islam. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • #63
        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

        Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith. i have not decided where to though. Regrettably i don't have the time right now. Though i am very interested in hearing and later when in the states, possibly learning your own beliefs and of this church.

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        • #64
          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

          All you need to know is that Jesus is the ONLY way to salvation. Reject that loving, merciful gift and you will spend eternity roasting in the fiery depths of Hell with pain and anguish that will never end.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • #65
            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

            Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
            Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith. i have not decided where to though. Regrettably i don't have the time right now. Though i am very interested in hearing and later when in the states, possibly learning your own beliefs and of this church.
            If you don't have time for Jesus, then you are in deep trouble, pal. Don't you know that Christ is the only thing standing between you and some filthy towelheads home made bomb? Jesus can take you out at any moment. Do you want to die without being Saved(c) by His Grace? I don't think so.

            If you'd like to know more about our beliefs, take a look at THIS thread.

            Maybe when you get back to God's favorite country, you could enroll in some classes to teach you how to write using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation. I'm sure Jesus would appreciate that too.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #66
              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

              And by the way, don't try to tithe by sending us cases of 10 year old C4 and 1991 HE grenades. We are not easily scammed. A few cases of NEW, UNFIRED M4s with silencers and a battalion basic load of NEW grenades and crew-serves automatic weapons WITH A FEW PALLETS of .50 HE and AP will work, but that crap you are giving away to the Iraqis.....fugheddaboudit. We'd like a couple of Ma-Deuces on 360 degree swivels, too.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #67
                Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                One reason is God cursed them - they are abominations, just like their spelling.
                I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed. I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?

                I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.

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                • #68
                  Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                  Do you worship the moon, too?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #69
                    Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                    Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
                    I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.
                    Why do you satanists want to understand everything? All the things we need to understand have been written out for us in the good old KJV1611. Everything else is to be left in God's Hands.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #70
                      Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                      Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
                      I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed. I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?

                      I may just be a child but there is more to your god then you can ever begin to understand.
                      We don't allow children to post on God's favorite forum. Just how old are you, witch?

                      And who are you to tell us about God Almighty? I am an ordained True Christian(tm) Pastor, the requirements for such being quite rigorous. You're some kid who thinks that if you wave a "magic stick" in the air you can make your zits disappear.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #71
                        Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        And by the way, don't try to tithe by sending us cases of 10 year old C4 and 1991 HE grenades. We are not easily scammed. A few cases of NEW, UNFIRED M4s with silencers and a battalion basic load of NEW grenades and crew-serves automatic weapons WITH A FEW PALLETS of .50 HE and AP will work, but that crap you are giving away to the Iraqis.....fugheddaboudit. We'd like a couple of Ma-Deuces on 360 degree swivels, too.
                        While the m-4s are nice and all i prefer my Barret M107 with heat to night vision scope, a nice sand jacket cover and 25 rounds. My spotter though does enjoy his m4 with dot sight and silencer with an added pistol grip. Being a green beret gets you all the best toys.

                        Does anyone know a solider from the church who is here in Iraq? Id very much like to talk with them if you do.

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                        • #72
                          Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                          All this talk of guns reminds me of the witch roundup a couple years back when Brother Geddon showed up with a surplus M1 Abrahms tank and a couple hundred AP rounds. That was a great day for the Lord, not to mention a heck of a lot of fun. It takes a few rounds to get the hang of the laser range-finding sight, but once you're used to it, it's amazing how accurately you can shoot from a platform bouncing across ditches at 60 miles an hour.

                          Does anyone know a solider from the church who is here in Iraq? Id very much like to talk with them if you do.
                          Of course we do, but they're a little tied up right now kicking Huzballah ass. They're on a pretty tight schedule, since they have to win the war before Barack HUSSEIN Obama pulls them out prematurely. You seem like a pretty good guy, Orlando, even if you aren't saved. Stick with us and we'll see what we can arrange.

                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • #73
                            Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                            Please do not hesitate to correct me in case I am wrong, but aren't witches supposed to be females? A male witch is called a wizard. A female named Steven? Obviously a shemale!

                            BURN him/her/it in GOD's name!
                            Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                            • #74
                              Re: WHY do YOU hate witchs?

                              Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                              When god has need of me im here, waiting as always.
                              God has no need of you; you need God. Get it right.
                              Im a history major and i find the study of religion very interesting. I find it interesting that the Christian faith has picked up several pagan traditions.(pagan means farmer in latin just incase anyone didnt know that.) For example., on christmas you bring a nice pine tree into your home and decorate it. this was done by druids in medevil times as a way to celebrate the shortest day of the year. Several of the saints feasts fall on numerous other "holidays" celebrating anythign from a full moon to the rise in the tide of a lake.
                              Yes. This is because Catholicism was invented by Satan to discredit Christianity.
                              But could someone tell me , that if Jesus where to walk through the world today would he dam everyone who didn't agree with him ?
                              Yes
                              no, i dont think he would. in his time he taught love and respect. He healed sinners and he made saints. i have not heard of him damming someone for disagreeing with him.
                              Read Revelation. When He comes back, He will kill everyone who rejects Christianity.
                              Revelation 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
                              21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

                              Originally posted by orlandoarmyny View Post
                              Not at all. when i get back to the states in a few months i plan on tacking a few trips to explore my faith.
                              Friend, dropping acid is no way to find enlightenment. Only Jesus can do that.
                              Originally posted by FireandIce View Post
                              I was raised wiccan its the only way of life I know, so because I was born into it I am cursed.
                              Sounds like it. Maybe God will grant you wisdom and understanding so you can give up wickerism, but at the moment it sounds like He flat-out hates you and plans on casting you into eternal Hellfire.
                              I mean wicca is about the earth that "god" created we protect it and love it like he loves us, is that turly so bad?
                              Yes. The earth is mostly made of mud and rocks. Why do you reject God and worship mud and rocks instead of Him?
                              Originally posted by Patrick1990 View Post
                              Please do not hesitate to correct me in case I am wrong, but aren't witches supposed to be females?
                              Witches aren't supposed to be female, they're supposed to be dead. Are you an Islamist?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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