[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]A challenge would be to understand the Rosi-Crucian relations with the alleged Knights of the True Order (Templars)

Why on earth would anyone want to understand the relations between 2 hellbound sects? My answer for you - Doubtless they're all homers and satan worshippers!

[LuxAeternum]

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I know we're in the minority. I just don't understand what's wrong with people these days. Can't they see that the only way to a decent, moral society is through the Bible?

Sir, the Bible is one groups way to peace and salvation in their own right. To another its a means to an understanding.

[LuxAeternum]

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Son, with the Word of God there is NO MIDDLE GROUND!

We here at Landover accept the inerrant truth of every word of KJV 1611. This is the timeless word of The Lord with nothing added and nothing taken away. Anything less is not Christian; it is fluffy bunny liberals inventing their own gods from their tofu-knitted consciences by picking and choosing what parts of God's Word they think would most suit the left-wing media that are the cause of the World's troubles and the degeneracy we now witness!

One Nation Under God! The word you are seeking is "Theocracy."

Easy.... I have to get the grade. No matter how much it doesn't make sense.

If you're not a True Christian, what is your reason for studying religion in college?

My formal major is computer science. My advisor suggested taking courses related to logical thought and philosophy. When your working with code, you have to understand if{1+2=3}then x=blah blah. It's a broad example but yeah.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Sir, the Bible is one groups way to peace and salvation in their own right. To another its a means to an understanding.

You haven't read John 14:6, friend. Jesus quite clearly says "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." If you believe anything else, you are guaranteed an eternity in Hellfire. What false religion are you, by the way?

[LuxAeternum]

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You haven't read John 14:6, friend. Jesus quite clearly says "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." If you believe anything else, you are guaranteed an eternity in Hellfire. What false religion are you, by the way?

I honestly doubt it matters what I believe in. I'm not causing a disturbance, not intentionally at least. If it's absolutely necessary to know, I believe in Christianity. I believe in the ideal, but I've never been obligated to any formal religion.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I honestly doubt it matters what I believe in. I'm not causing a disturbance, not intentionally at least. If it's absolutely necessary to know, I believe in Christianity. I believe in the ideal, but I've never been obligated to any formal religion.

If you don't mind, I'll put you down as, "fluffy-bunny, I've invented my own god in my own image so I can get into heaven."

Son, it doesn't work like that! You need to seek out Baby Jesus and fast - not one of us knows when we will be called to Glory and, without Salvation, it will be far from glorious!

[LuxAeternum]

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You've greatly helped my assignment. Yes, there was an assignment. But in truth, I don't go to USC. And I have no reason to disclose such information to you anyways. Two proxies down, and an infinite number of email accounts to make. I'll be hanging around for a little bit.

Have a pleasant day.

Ren Saiyuri

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Unfortunately the Bible is one of the most biased literature out there. My point coming to this site in the first place was to understand the fringe elements of Christian society. You have to admit while your beliefs are understandable, you represent a minority. I thought that understanding the edge would help me better understand the middle ground.

We may be a minority boy, but we are certainly not "fringe". We are the ONLY True Christians™ whose Salvation is guaranteed! We are all washed in the Blood of the Lamb and will serve at the right hand (the good side) of God for all eternity! What is the point of understanding the "middle ground" if they will all end up in hell!?!


Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy gentleness hath made me great.

Thou hast enlarged my steps under me; so that my feet did not slip.
2nd Samuel 22:36-37

With all due respect sir, as an intellectual I am obligated to understand the truth.

You admit to seeking knowledge outside the Bible? Why, I'm suprised the Lord does not strike you down this instant!


And this I say, lest any man should beguile you with enticing words.

For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

As ye have therefore received Christ Jesus the Lord, so walk ye in him:

Rooted and built up in him, and stablished in the faith, as ye have been taught, abounding therein with thanksgiving.

Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Colossians 2:4-8

Sir, the Bible is one groups way to peace and salvation in their own right. To another its a means to an understanding.

The KJV1611 Bible is the Word of God and the sum total of all any True Christian™ needs to know to live a pious life here on earth that we may have eternal life in heaven. End of story!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, thanks for the pseudonym Ren. (Can we expect Stimpy?)

A quick check shows he is a damned Wicker and a lieberal.

Before you read any of this read my stats (That box with the info below my picture). I'm 20 years old and Wiccan. Some may callme a Xtain (or Xtian, depending on who your speaking to) which is basically the same thing as being Wiccan. I'm extremely liberal and open minded. I firmly believe the government is a group of old men trying to figure out how they can pack their pockets and not get caught. All the while murdering innocent civilians overseas and labeling them terrorist. The people shooting and killing our armed servicemen and women over sees very well may be terrorist, but I highly doubt they we're the ones that started this war. I believe that the United States government is responsible for the tragedies of September 11th, 2001. If you want to know why, see [commie link removed]. Lastly, while I do consider myself male, I am highly disappointed in the male population. Mostly because the same guys who come into a girls stickam room and try to get her to take her clothes off, are the same guys that make it difficult for guys like me who have some dignity and common sense to carry a relationship without the girls first thought at meeting me being "Is he a perv?" The answer by the way is no. If you have any other questions, just ask.

This is his Photo: it has been forwarded to DoF.

[Nobar King]

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My formal major is computer science.

So you're a chink? We know about your type. You pretend to be listening about Jesus and nodding, but as soon as you get back to your friends, you're like "those Christians are so nosy". That's why you will never be saved.

[LuxAeternum]

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:laughing hysterically: Another pathetic loser of Stickam. Like lambs to the slaughter. I'm impressed through. At least you have sufficient knowledge of how to use a search engine. That qualifies you to be... well, a resident at a nursing home. Anyway. If you must be Sir Detective or whatnot, allow me to assist you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15975&referrerid=7778

Thats me too. God I thought you all would be smarter then this. Have a great day.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Wow, such the clever boy! I think you may be the first person ever on the internets to pretend to be someone you are not!

You think we don't check IPs here boy? We've known Luv Asstinsertnum was the same as Red Sukiaki since you were banned last time. If you think you're being sly, you're wrong. And if you think getting us to post scripture and testify in the Word of God is winning, you're just as wrong there!

The more trolls like you we get to read the Word, the better! So keep coming back as whoever you want, we'll still be here armed with the Bible and we'll be ready to rebuke you until the day the Devil is having his way with you in hell!

For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
1st Samuel 15:23

[LuxAeternum]

Oh Cap'n. You are a funny one. No, I don't think I'm the only one. I just think I'm one of the only smart "Wickers" here that doesn't flaunt their beliefs around like a red flag. One proxy initiated. Two further proxies to reinforce further tunneling attempts. Do I think your all crazy? Yes. Do I think your all dumb enough not to have a hacker or two on your member list? No. I'd be stupid If I didn't realize that. Always a pleasure, Cap'n! Or should I say Cap'n Crunch? My new name for you buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend.

[Nobar King]

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I'm one of the only smart "Wickers" here.

[LuxAeternum]

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And one more thing, whenever I come here I wear my pentacle and my celtic knot to remind me where my true beliefs reside. You have your security blanket, I have mine.