[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Religious Dictionary

Why even bother correcting him if you're just responding with more Satanic gobbledygook? It's like using manure to clean a restroom, if I may make so vulgar an analogy.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Religious Dictionary

I see your point, but I thought perhaps he'd understand better if I responded in a language that isn't English (seeing as it's "God's true language", I thought a "Sinner" might have difficulty grasping ideas presented to him in English).

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Religious Dictionary

I see your point, but I thought perhaps he'd understand better if I responded in a language that isn't English (seeing as it's "God's true language", I thought a "Sinner" might have difficulty grasping ideas presented to him in English).

I see that you have given the sinner good advice, that we must agree to disagree. Sadly, he is probably going to disagree himself into Fire Lake. But you, since you are back in yet another incarnation, must have been redirected here by JESUS Himself. So please stay awhile. Try to speak that disgusting Catlick language as little as possible if you fear for your soul!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Religious Dictionary

*Glows* Thank you, Sir!







And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Religious Dictionary

This whole thread is so much like the Europeons. They seem to think that religion is akin to a Scandinavian dining experience, sort of like a Smorgasbord for the Lord. Maybe the Bible is just a cookbook to them; "Oh, I don't like Okra, I'll just bypass this chapter". They seem to just pick up any Bible they want because they want to eat Pate de foi gras or vegan this month.

Then there are the endless charges of "intolerance". I see only the most inspired tolerance and patience on behalf of the Godly Pastors here for putting up with this drivel in an attempt to save these people. I can only pray that the Lord would inspire me to such heights.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Religious Dictionary

And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

Don't worry, child—we all have sinful habits! And if we don't accept Jesus as our LORD and Savior, He punishes those habits by sending us to Hell for all eternity, where we are forced to endure horrors that make John Wayne Gacy's basement look like something out of a Richard Scarry book. What could be a better motivator than that?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Religious Dictionary

And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting... But I have a funny feeling it will be a long and difficult road. I'm not entirely sure I can do it... I have a lot of... sinful habits...

Your rebuke of Bub gives me hope that you may eventually be Saved© and become a True Christian™. I trust that you will no longer feel the need to type in the horrid language of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.