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  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261
    #1

    FAG Bible!

    November 24, 2008, Alamogordo, NM – “Horror In The Wind” Writer/Producer/Director Max Mitchell announced today that Revision Studios will publish a new translation of The Bible in which God says gay is better than straight. Mitchell will also adapt and direct the Gay Bible as a two-part miniseries: The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament. “There are many different versions of the Bible, I don’t see why we can’t have one,” explained Mitchell.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323
      #2
      Re: FAG Bible!

      I see why you can't have one. Ching Lee. book me a flight....NOT LIKE THE ONE TO MUMBAI YOU TRIED TO GET ME ON!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: FAG Bible!

          Typical homers, committing hate speech against everything good and holy. Why do they have to deprive us of our right to the King James Bible?
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197
              #4
              Re: FAG Bible!

              The homers had better pay me back for the cleaning I had to do after I read this and projectile vomited all over my house!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22912
                  #5
                  Re: FAG Bible!

                  There's something basically wrong here. Can anyone explain why a homer, whom God clearly describes as an abomination and worthy of death, would want a bible? What has a homer to do with Christianity?

                  Surely the first step is a visit to Landover to rid himself of the homer habit and lifestyle via B.A.S.H - only thereafter would he require a personal copy of the bible and the only copy to have would be KJV1611.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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